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Million pound Crocs conundrum...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Hell yes lockdown will probably still be on, no shame in crocs when you work from home...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

wear them on my head for that cash..

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Yes, no problem. I just got some for the first time two weeks ago for gardening and camping. They feel great and convinced my man to get some as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear pink crocs around the house.. Have done for a couple of years so shall I collect £300,000?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ no

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I love my crocs

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hell no they are the work of the devil himself

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Please tell me I get the cash up front?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yep No Problemo.

Got my first Pink Crocs from America at least 12 years ago. They are still brand new I wear them in the garden and to do the bins they live by the back door.

I have more modern blue ones which I would drive in and shop.

There's also 'business' style crocs now that look just like a ballet shoe for work ...... so what's to lose?

Wear Crocs then never have to work again.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A million pounds you say? Tax free you say? Crocs you say?

Where do I sign?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Already 4 people are doubtful ? Blimey ..... what a bunch of crocflakes !

It's a MILLION a MILLION

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I will take the million pound please xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I quite like some crocs so it's not a problem for me. Money ta.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Easy yes from me.

Apparently they are pretty comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the conundrum?

Deadpool wears crocs so for £1million I think I can too

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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Well ... at least if you’re at the gym and see someone clunking away in crocs on the treadmill they really don’t give a toss you’re looking at them because they have a mil in the bank

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

They may be ugly but they are so comfy!!!

I’ve lived in mine during lockdown & working from home

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never even knew what they are. Google helped me out.

They are the 'rave' in some countries, course I would

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If I had a million someone else would be exercising for me.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Without a doubt of course I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear pink crocs around the house.. Have done for a couple of years so shall I collect £300,000? "

How can one say these aren't practical, comfy.. Should maybe give them back to the Mrs

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Could we choose which type they are, or is it strictly the clog type ones?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

For that £££ I'd wear crocs with short trousers and socks with those suspenders on aswell.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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Easy. Gimmie the crocs.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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Hell yes.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

I couldn't possibly kill and wear a pair of crocodiles... Such cute animals, and such a snappy attitude...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I just looked at the web site. They've got wedges on there that are almost identical to the ones I wear anyway.

Kerching.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"For that £££ I'd wear crocs with short trousers and socks with those suspenders on aswell."

That's what I normally wear...are you implying that there's something wrong with it?!?!?

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I also wear trousers pulled up almost to my armpits - I am sexy!!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Hate the things but stepping out of my new Lambo I wouldn't care

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Easy peasy I have a pink pair of Crocks flip flops that I wear all the time round the house, they do a good range of footwear ya know, it’s not just all about the clogs

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yep

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"For that £££ I'd wear crocs with short trousers and socks with those suspenders on aswell.

That's what I normally wear...are you implying that there's something wrong with it?!?!? "

Let's all see some photos in your public gallery eh?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Absolutely

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hell no! I'm happy with my life just as it is. And, they are made from plastic so will end up in a land kill (misspelled on purpose) and then the micro plastics will will get into the water source and kill all the fish.

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

Wake up people! Where do you think the £1m came from? Bill Gates has microchipped the crocs.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Crocs all the way. Gimme the money.

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By *ajstroMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Walked hundreds of km around southern Africa in a pair in December / January. Easy to shake thorns and gravel out

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Definitely yes!

I would customise them by spray painting a design on them.

You can get a KISS pair apparently....

https://www.crocs.com/c/collections-featured/kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes

I'm way past giving fucks what other people think about my choice of clothing!

Sign me up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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Designer ones maybe! I nearly broke my arm the day before a ski trip wearing crocs on a wet patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell no! I'm happy with my life just as it is. And, they are made from plastic so will end up in a land kill (misspelled on purpose) and then the micro plastics will will get into the water source and kill all the fish."

With a million you could invest in a cupboard to put them in so that doesn’t happen and donate some of the rest to projects that combat this sort of thing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd hate every minute of it, but yes.

Now if it was flip flops, it'd probably be a no.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes, I’d even wear white knee length socks as well

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Could we choose which type they are, or is it strictly the clog type ones? "

Clog type ones only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be given a cool million quid tax free, but you will have to wear Crocs and no other type of footwear for the next three years.

Yes or hell no?

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So I wouldn’t have to do anything different then, can I still wear my white sports socks with them ?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Hell no! I'm happy with my life just as it is. And, they are made from plastic so will end up in a land kill (misspelled on purpose) and then the micro plastics will will get into the water source and kill all the fish.

With a million you could invest in a cupboard to put them in so that doesn’t happen and donate some of the rest to projects that combat this sort of thing "

Great idea! I'd be willing to do this although, for a global project, £1M wouldn't even cover the admin bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up I think I could do that

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Definitely yes!

I would customise them by spray painting a design on them.

You can get a KISS pair apparently....

https://www.crocs.com/c/collections-featured/kiss

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I so want a pair of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no way on earth. I’d rather be poor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance in hell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes! I could buy lots of shoes after the time was up!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hell yeah

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Wake up people! Where do you think the £1m came from? Bill Gates has microchipped the crocs. "

Sshh! Don't tell everyone!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wake up people! Where do you think the £1m came from? Bill Gates has microchipped the crocs.

Sshh! Don't tell everyone! "

Damn you Gates #Insert fist-shake emoji here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. The potential cost of paying fines to the fashion Police and crimes against decency for wearing them, will far outweigh the prize!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where's my money?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Hell yeah "

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem, they look like Yeezy's anyhow these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no !!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hell yeah

I see what you did there "

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Yes... thankfully they do normal shoes too

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Yes, I’d even wear white knee length socks as well "

You had me at knee socks

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Where's my money? "

Cheque is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if you already have a million?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"what if you already have a million?"

Take the second mill to keep it company?

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