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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Years ago, in an online chat, a bloke said that he didn't do sex as much but liked to use kitchen utensils on partners. I always imagined stainless steel ... silicon wasn't really the thing then ...

What kitchen utensil would you choose and what would you let someone do with it ?

Blatant Honesty required.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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A wooden spoon gives a nice spanking

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have a lovely orange ladle. Think 1970s orange.

I'd be happy to whack myself on my girls winkle with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oofftt a meat fork would leave some delicious lines

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd take a rolling pin body massage

no insertions or spanking though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone got ideas for graters ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon juicer? Not the one with the dish but the handled one with a knobbly end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got ideas for graters ?"

You could use someone's guts for graters.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Lemon juicer? Not the one with the dish but the handled one with a knobbly end "

ooooooooo to do what to yourself ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Anyone got ideas for graters ?

You could use someone's guts for graters. "

What part of you would you use a grater on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got ideas for graters ?

You could use someone's guts for graters.

What part of you would you use a grater on ?"

My corns.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Curved wooden or silicon spoon for spanking - very effective but doesn't half nip!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemon juicer? Not the one with the dish but the handled one with a knobbly end

ooooooooo to do what to yourself ?"

Wouldn’t be to use on me but if you found yourself without a dildo at some point, the ridges might be interesting

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Lemon juicer? Not the one with the dish but the handled one with a knobbly end

ooooooooo to do what to yourself ?

Wouldn’t be to use on me but if you found yourself without a dildo at some point, the ridges might be interesting "

I've never had a ridged cock ...... does it spin too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemon juicer? Not the one with the dish but the handled one with a knobbly end

ooooooooo to do what to yourself ?

Wouldn’t be to use on me but if you found yourself without a dildo at some point, the ridges might be interesting

I've never had a ridged cock ...... does it spin too ?"

- I imagine it can

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Pyrex made the first butt plug! They keep it quiet though...preferring to advertise other products.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Pyrex made the first butt plug! They keep it quiet though...preferring to advertise other products."

Can you take a casserole dish ?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Pyrex made the first butt plug! They keep it quiet though...preferring to advertise other products.

Can you take a casserole dish ?"

Is it a dish with love handles?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

It would have to be a frying pan handle up the jacksie for me (ok, maybe not me exactly). A sure fire way to brighten up even the dullest of Pancake Days. It also gives a whole new meaning to the term pansexual.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Don't sit on a George Foreman grill folks, bad idea

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I sometimes wonder about you Granny! What goes on in that fertile mind of yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this? I've got a fantastic egg boiling machine. I can see two testicles sat nicely doing the full 12 minutes. Talk about staying hard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat pulling forks mark the skin deliciously when dragged down your back or thighs, not hard of course, but I think you get the jist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish slice, get a good ass slap with that

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Anyone got ideas for graters ?

You could use someone's guts for graters.

What part of you would you use a grater on ?"

I've used the mini graters on nipples and nutsacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got ideas for graters ?

You could use someone's guts for graters.

What part of you would you use a grater on ?

I've used the mini graters on nipples and nutsacks."

Not nutcrackers?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I sometimes wonder about you Granny! What goes on in that fertile mind of yours? "

Compost mainly ........

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Aluminium Ice cream scoop handle ... straight out of the fridge...I always play kitchen utensil or sex toy in IKEA ...it is the only thing that keeps me sane in Ikea's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wooden spoon gives a nice spanking "

With you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kitchen...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Potato masher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potato masher "

Makes pretty patterns

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Potato masher

Makes pretty patterns "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use a whisk and dip it into buttercream and then force it into my partners mouth all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd use a whisk and dip it into buttercream and then force it into my partners mouth all at once "

hehehe, laughing now thinking about that Come Dine With Me whisk scene!!

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