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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages work well too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "

Our eldest son nearly had me choking at a parents evening. He'd written about a holiday we'd had and it said "I caught a fish, and Christopher caught crabs". Just as I read it and was in hysterics I got called to go and speak to the teacher Can laugh about it now, but wasn't funny at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

Our eldest son nearly had me choking at a parents evening. He'd written about a holiday we'd had and it said "I caught a fish, and Christopher caught crabs". Just as I read it and was in hysterics I got called to go and speak to the teacher Can laugh about it now, but wasn't funny at the time."

kids eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabbing is something i enjoy doing.. i use prawns as baite. get loads of crabs round here

there are even t shirts available to buy saying 'i caught crabs in dartmouth'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Crabbing is something i enjoy doing.. i use prawns as baite. get loads of crabs round here

there are even t shirts available to buy saying 'i caught crabs in dartmouth' "

Must be the same T shirt company then, I caught crabs on Poole Quay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "

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Grankids?

Did not think you are old enough to have them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

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Grankids?

Did not think you are old enough to have them!

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I'm the big 50 but still 11 mentally Pearl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can legally be a grandparent at 36.. im sure there are some people out there younger than that..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Legally at 32

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not caught crabs since I slept with an aussie barmaid in my teens - my one and only STD ever - and thankfully the easiest to deal with!

I'm convinced the current trend for shaving/waxing/trimming will soon see the itchy little fuckers extinct! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too."

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo"

Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why mums go to iceland.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo

Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.

"

yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.

now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it "

Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!

My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it

Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!

My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it! "

Bet that smelt lovely!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo

Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.

yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.

now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot???"

Jumping spiders Wouldn't want to get that close to them.

Will have to have a fiddle with that feature now.

Found a zoom one last week (well Mr B did) while at a concert that takes 3 photos gradually getting nearer. Only had the camera about 2 years....lol Don't know half of what it does.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

loving crabbing at mudeford

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"loving crabbing at mudeford "

Good part of Dorset for catching crabs.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"loving crabbing at mudeford

Good part of Dorset for catching crabs.

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one girl in particular or in general ?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"loving crabbing at mudeford

Good part of Dorset for catching crabs.

one girl in particular or in general ?"

I'm not saying a bloody word.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"loving crabbing at mudeford

Good part of Dorset for catching crabs.

one girl in particular or in general ?

I'm not saying a bloody word.

"

not even a warning lol

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Plenty of crabs come ashore in kingswear and dartmouth bloody big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo

Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.

yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.

now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot???"

ha ha - HD being hard dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plenty of crabs come ashore in kingswear and dartmouth bloody big ones"

I love it from my side of the river.. its packed in the summer months

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Prefer the other side of the river being kingswear lad lived in dartmouth for four years felt marooned

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over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it

Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!

My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!

Bet that smelt lovely! "

She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Legally at 32"

33 and a bit?

Unless extremely premature?

And let's face it, most would be at that age.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I say old bean, isn't it a term used in Rowing.

(That's oaring as in universities, not arguing as in marriage)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "

lol x we had great fun with our homemade crab basket and teh cheap bacon last summer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it

Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!

My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!

Bet that smelt lovely!

She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront "

Rescued a monstorous crap and took it down the seaside???

I know most plumbing ends up there anyway - next time just advise her to flush it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday

they seem to like toes quite a lot too.

Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol

Wouldn't recommend it

Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!

My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!

Bet that smelt lovely!

She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront

Rescued a monstorous crap and took it down the seaside???

I know most plumbing ends up there anyway - next time just advise her to flush it!!! "

a crap where were you fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can legally be a grandparent at 36.. im sure there are some people out there younger than that.. "

Funnily enough I was a grandad at 36. If the law is still the same where 16 is the legal age then 32 is the youngest legal age

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