FabSwingers.com forum: F%#k this, I'm out...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

Cheesy willy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

manky toothbrush

Cat shit

A child in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their Mother shouts "Who is it this time"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"manky toothbrush

Cat shit

A child in the house "

I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"manky toothbrush

Cat shit

A child in the house

I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist

funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they lock a room to keep their father from interrupting us. (true story)

Bad smells

Suspicious growths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"manky toothbrush

Cat shit

A child in the house

I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist

funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new

I once clean&polished my FWB's electrical toothbrush handle during an overnight and it took him weeks to notice.

Never backed down once I'm at someone's place, in for a penny in for a pound

(NB. No actual money is involved). Once had to live a foursome situation though as the host couple didn't run the heating enough and my bf at the time got shivering... Entirely spoilt his mood.

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like

Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"manky toothbrush

Cat shit

A child in the house

I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist

funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new

I once clean&polished my FWB's electrical toothbrush handle during an overnight and it took him weeks to notice.

Never backed down once I'm at someone's place, in for a penny in for a pound

(NB. No actual money is involved). Once had to live a foursome situation though as the host couple didn't run the heating enough and my bf at the time got shivering... Entirely spoilt his mood."

Fuck that. When I get too cold I'm useless and I start to get angry.

Same when I'm too hot.

I mean, I'm not exactly Goldilocks but....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like

Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "

Did you not want to help her clean up?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like

Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "

Why tho? If you know someone is coming round you clean the fuck up.

Unless you're me and you leave the washing up for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out hes wearing his mothers underwear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

Cheesy willy

Cheese dick what a nightmare

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When you find out hes wearing his mothers underwear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you find out hes wearing his mothers underwear...

Yeah butt be honest... does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Price list above the bed

Unless there reasonable

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When you find out hes wearing his mothers underwear...

Yeah butt be honest... does my bum look big in this? "

I'd give it a slap "belle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They kiss like a spin dryer and have a tongue like sandpaper.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

Seeing a family's worth of shoes. But it was okay cos this single guy's ex g/f was out looking to get laid and her kids were with their dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

When she takes out her false teeth to give me a gum job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like

Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "

I'm stealing this and knickers are now knickets, a better word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things!

Poor cleanliness, house or personal hygiene. If anything doesnt smell right its game over.

Other people in the house.

If they are too expectant of jumping straight to it.

Anything that doesnt feel right.

(Usually why I do socials, and meet in hotels or clubs.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They kiss like a spin dryer and have a tongue like sandpaper.....

I'll cancel our meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They kiss like a spin dryer and have a tongue like sandpaper.....

I'll cancel our meet"

Or don't, give him an unpleasant surprise

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like

Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors...

I'm stealing this and knickers are now knickets, a better word!

Xx "

Total accident but could change the world!?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A smelly gob na not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he turns on the lights and the whole room is covered in plastic and he has a knife in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then I run for the door and oh shit they are LOCKED

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you walk through the front door and the carpet is sticky.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And then I run for the door and oh shit they are LOCKED

Who do you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

their toothbrush looks three yrs old

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"their toothbrush looks three yrs old"

Do you check

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Carpets looking like they've not had a hoover over them in months and pet hair everywhere

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Carpets looking like they've not had a hoover over them in months and pet hair everywhere

Take your Hoover next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"their toothbrush looks three yrs old

Do you check "

yes! nails and teeth always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat. Not really their fault but my eyes would swell and I'd be sneezing like hell so they'd prob be glad to see me go anyway!

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By *rancesco69Man
over a year ago

allover west Yorkshire

Lol

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By *rancesco69Man
over a year ago

allover west Yorkshire

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her inability to kiss without ramming her teeth against mine. Happened once, totally killed the mood. That and other factors led to me walking out.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Photo of his wife on the bedside locker

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Smoking

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

he comes out of the bathroom dressed head to toe in a rubber suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy of being sick or rude not much, if I've made it home with you it's because it's going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he comes out of the bathroom dressed head to toe in a rubber suit

I hope this is a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a good point!

Add having dogs or cats in the room while trying to get it going to my rude/sick

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I once stood on sticky carpet.

Don't ask me how I got out of it. I wouldn't live it down.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And I mean sticky.

And yes he was well vetted before.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

She farts as I’m chowing down on her mein.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The mannequin made from human skin, I mean two guys who like to dress up a bit, coffee at his place.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"When there bin is overflowing with used panty liners and condoms..

About turn!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smelly vagina

Skid stains left in the toilet

She asks you to shit on her chest.....yes this has happened.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..

.. Fuck this, I'm out.

Cheesy willy

That's gross

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

The second meet I ever had she opened the living room door to reveal 4 housemates. She introduced me, and they all clearly knew why I was there. I stayed against my better judgement, because I didn’t want to appear rude, and shortly after realised that she hadn’t got a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their Conservative Party rosette

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

A very very dirty house ! 5 minutes and I was out of there!!

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you arrive at theirs and think this meet might cost you your car tyres being stolen by the local young team haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear wanking in the wardrobe when your at it

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