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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

Heeey you’re lush! Don’t put yourself down

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

I know ,too good looking to be on here.

I’d do you tho queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

I know ,too good looking to be on here.

I’d do you tho queen

So I’m ugly or average?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Heeey you’re lush! Don’t put yourself down

And you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Heeey you’re lush! Don’t put yourself down

There’s lush, then there’s those who could have won awards for being so pretty

But

thank you xxx

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

I know ,too good looking to be on here.

I’d do you tho queen

So I’m ugly or average?"

Neither. You’re very attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

Nooo don't tell them that! I might not get an invite but I still wanna see the pretty pictures

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sam... pssst. Read this thread. It's for you you thirsty maker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

Shurrup.

You’re very sexual yourself.

We’re all just peas in a pod baby girl!

Sexy is very subjective.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I like watching pretty sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Shurrup.

You’re very sexual yourself.

We’re all just peas in a pod baby girl!

Sexy is very subjective.

Can you pea in my pod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like watching pretty sex

Same, until I cum then I feel sad

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

You’re a bit harsh on yourself Lovely curves I’d say

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I like watching pretty sex

Same, until I cum then I feel sad "

Why??

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We're actually the Midlands BOBFOC champs

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Maybe once I was a pretty boy, long gone for me

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Ugh

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What you on about... we have very pretty sex!

(In my mind)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I have to say Sam you’re a good looking chap,but even better you’re a pearl jam fan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also; yes I’m gorgeous, I’m a 10/10 so really, I shouldn’t be here either.

But you’re all stuck with me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

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I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

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What you on about... we have very pretty sex!

(In my mind)

Oh hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

This

And you, you pesky sexy goblin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Shurrup.

You’re very sexual yourself.

We’re all just peas in a pod baby girl!

Sexy is very subjective.

Can you pea in my pod"

I may be able to pee in your pool if the water is cold enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Shurrup.

You’re very sexual yourself.

We’re all just peas in a pod baby girl!

Sexy is very subjective.

Can you pea in my pod

I may be able to pee in your pool if the water is cold enough "

Just pee anyway. Yolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

Where can I find this petition?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We love banging uglies , usually better than those pretty people wlth orange faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We love banging uglies , usually better than those pretty people wlth orange faces"

I feel offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

Where can I find this petition?

You’re also a ridiculously good looking person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

Where can I find this petition?

You’re also a ridiculously good looking person"

Pffft. There's a reason nobody's seen my face in twenty years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

Where can I find this petition?

You’re also a ridiculously good looking person

Pffft. There's a reason nobody's seen my face in twenty years

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

You are a lovely guy...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"We love banging uglies , usually better than those pretty people wlth orange faces

I feel offended "

Go to boots and get an orange face, some fish lips and stick a couple of slugs above your eyes and join the pretty people

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

No one should be comparing themselves with anyone else.

We are all unique. Everyone should accept themselves and learn to love who they are.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

Currently petitioning to have him renamed to GodDamnSam

Because goddamn, Sam...

Where can I find this petition?

You’re also a ridiculously good looking person

Pffft. There's a reason nobody's seen my face in twenty years

Don't care about your face, that bum of yours makes me go oooft.

Mrs

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sadly, we can't change what we have been given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

I apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one should be comparing themselves with anyone else.

We are all unique. Everyone should accept themselves and learn to love who they are."

Well said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had pretty sex.. What's it like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had pretty sex.. What's it like? "

Pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

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Go have pretty sex elsewhere

I apologise "

So you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "
This is why I hide my face. I dont like upsetting others

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then."
I'll join ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere This is why I hide my face. I dont like upsetting others

Didn't upset me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere This is why I hide my face. I dont like upsetting others

Didn't upset me

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haha thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *nicornExplorersCouple
over a year ago

north east

We apologise in advance... Everytime

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By *_eliaeWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

This! Often the people we wish we could look like, are looking at other people wishing they could look like them instead. Everyone’s beautiful in their own unique way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

This! Often the people we wish we could look like, are looking at other people wishing they could look like them instead. Everyone’s beautiful in their own unique way

Someone agrees with me! Thank you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya "

Oh goody

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

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are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all. "

Thanks for being so thoughtful granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol. "

I'm definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely not"
Dont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all.

Thanks for being so thoughtful granny

Jeez...... im good looking and thoughtful of others...... is there no end to my wonderfulness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all. "

Us over at Clique HQ thank you. We struggle enough to fit in, if they knew one of our members was one of the most beautiful women in the world....we’d be done for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all.

Thanks for being so thoughtful granny

Jeez...... im good looking and thoughtful of others...... is there no end to my wonderfulness"

Apparently not...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is the very reason why I don't show my pics........ it would be so difficult for you all.

Us over at Clique HQ thank you. We struggle enough to fit in, if they knew one of our members was one of the most beautiful women in the world....we’d be done for"

Now I know why you gave me the wrong clique address for the last meeting. Nevertheless , I am humbled to serve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x"

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol. "

No I'm happy you chose me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

No I'm happy you chose me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what it is to one of the beautiful people, ahhhh, oh wait that’s right I’m not! And I’m proud of how I look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence"
you need to build it up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence you need to build it up xx"

Not sure how. Maybe it's a time thing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence you need to build it up xx

Not sure how. Maybe it's a time thing xx"
I lacked so much confidence til I reached my 40s. Now I love myself and that's where the confidence builds. Love yourself first xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence you need to build it up xx

Not sure how. Maybe it's a time thing xx I lacked so much confidence til I reached my 40s. Now I love myself and that's where the confidence builds. Love yourself first xx"

You make a lot of sense. I'll try to and I'm sure it's easier said than done. Thank you for helping though. Btw, you're both lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then. I'll join ya

Oh goody

are you saying I'm not good looking lol.

I'm definitely notDont put yourself down. We are all appealing to someone x

Thank you. I'm very short on confidence you need to build it up xx

Not sure how. Maybe it's a time thing xx I lacked so much confidence til I reached my 40s. Now I love myself and that's where the confidence builds. Love yourself first xx

You make a lot of sense. I'll try to and I'm sure it's easier said than done. Thank you for helping though. Btw, you're both lovely xx"
aww thank you and keep working on it xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh sorry your maj. We do hide our faces to stop people feeling inferior but somehow our gorjussness just shines through. In fact we are so good looking that one guy deleted his profile when we went him face pictures.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

This is why I hide my profile to give everyone else a chance.

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh sorry your maj. We do hide our faces to stop people feeling inferior but somehow our gorjussness just shines through. In fact we are so good looking that one guy deleted his profile when we went him face pictures.

He couldn’t handle meeting someone so above him x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

He couldn’t handle meeting someone so above him x"

That must be it! I mean it couldn't possibly be that he didn't find us attractive...could it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a post on this forum that highlights us fantastically good lookers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere "

You are one of the sexy ones on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally a post on this forum that highlights us fantastically good lookers"
great isnt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh

You make me sick

I’m looking at you SamTender

And all you sexy men and women

Ugh

Go have pretty sex elsewhere

You are one of the sexy ones on here!"

Well yeah

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