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"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there. Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag? Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it? " Oh gosh, did just look into mine | |||
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"Two card holders, car key, radar key, packet of Kleenex, hand sanitiser and a face mask. No receipts. " Oh I have hand sanitiser too | |||
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"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there. Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag? Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it? " As I haven't really left the house in a while, and usually just stuff my card in my pocket with my phone and keys, I'm wondering why I need such a massive collection of handbags anyway. But then I remember they are pretty and I love them.... | |||
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"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there. Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag? Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it? As I haven't really left the house in a while, and usually just stuff my card in my pocket with my phone and keys, I'm wondering why I need such a massive collection of handbags anyway. But then I remember they are pretty and I love them.... " I like being a bag lady | |||
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"Well I clearly need the hundreds of receipts crunched at the bottom of my bag I have my purse, a hairband, umbrella, almonds, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, tissues, a bottle of water, a cloth shopping bag, lip balm, mirror, mattifying face gel, nail file,chewing gum and tampons I need all of it." Well you are MaryfuckingPoppins afterall so you can have whatever you like in your bag | |||
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"I sometimes wonder what it would be like if we chaps all carried handbags as well..... 1. Cordless Drill 2. Condoms 3. A half eaten sausage roll 4. A selection of wheel nuts 5. A spare sock.... 6. An assortment of sauce sachets liberated from KFC " You forgot the random collection of screws and bits for the drill | |||
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"Well I clearly need the hundreds of receipts crunched at the bottom of my bag I have my purse, a hairband, umbrella, almonds, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, tissues, a bottle of water, a cloth shopping bag, lip balm, mirror, mattifying face gel, nail file,chewing gum and tampons I need all of it. Well you are MaryfuckingPoppins afterall so you can have whatever you like in your bag " Exactly I took the lamp out | |||
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