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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there.

Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag?

Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it?

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there.

Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag?

Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it?

"

Oh gosh, did just look into mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two card holders, car key, radar key, packet of Kleenex, hand sanitiser and a face mask. No receipts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My everyday handbag is very small and is currently housing my purse, keys, chewing gum, a lighter, tampons and tissues (clean ones)

Although my bigger handbags end up full of everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two card holders, car key, radar key, packet of Kleenex, hand sanitiser and a face mask. No receipts. "

Oh I have hand sanitiser too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I clearly need the hundreds of receipts crunched at the bottom of my bag

I have my purse, a hairband, umbrella, almonds, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, tissues, a bottle of water, a cloth shopping bag, lip balm, mirror, mattifying face gel, nail file,chewing gum and tampons

I need all of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a face mask

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there.

Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag?

Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it?

"

As I haven't really left the house in a while, and usually just stuff my card in my pocket with my phone and keys, I'm wondering why I need such a massive collection of handbags anyway.

But then I remember they are pretty and I love them....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think mine is quite minimalist. Purse, keys, padlock for the gym, lipbalm, a couple of lipsticks, my bank card reader, painkillers and a packet of polos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.....please open them up for a second and describe exactly what contents are presently in there.

Most importantly: do you have a tidy and orderly handbag?

Do you REALLY need that M&S voucher which expired in 2009? And that pile of crunched up receipts are there for decorative purposes I take it?

As I haven't really left the house in a while, and usually just stuff my card in my pocket with my phone and keys, I'm wondering why I need such a massive collection of handbags anyway.

But then I remember they are pretty and I love them.... "

I like being a bag lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My purse, GTN spray, diary, body spray, glasses, work ID, comb, paracetomol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I clearly need the hundreds of receipts crunched at the bottom of my bag

I have my purse, a hairband, umbrella, almonds, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, tissues, a bottle of water, a cloth shopping bag, lip balm, mirror, mattifying face gel, nail file,chewing gum and tampons

I need all of it."

Well you are MaryfuckingPoppins afterall so you can have whatever you like in your bag

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mine has a purse, keys, phone, mask, hand sanitizer, shopping list, pen, suduko book, mints, a can of pepsi, and baby wipes

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I rarely use handbags. Only for a night out because I dont like being encumbered by an unnecessary bag.

I don't seem to need much in my daily life if I'm out and about.

Phone keys mask. And a lip balm in every coat pocket of course. Money and card goes in my pockets.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My bag is a mess atm, just got back from a week away.

Purse, tampons, tissues, masks, hand sanitizer, leaflets for local attractions, receipts, Vaseline, builders business card, Ikea pencil, lighter, tictaks, and loads of sand

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I sometimes wonder what it would be like if we chaps all carried handbags as well.....

1. Cordless Drill

2. Condoms

3. A half eaten sausage roll

4. A selection of wheel nuts

5. A spare sock....

6. An assortment of sauce sachets liberated from KFC

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

My big everyday handbag is very organised...3 compartments and everything has it's place.

Purse, umbrella, sewing kit, painkillers, hair serum, hairspray, deodorant, mints, tissues, face mask, hair bobbles, emergency parking change, pens, small notebook, teabags, antibacterial wipes, hand sanitiser and dog treats.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I sometimes wonder what it would be like if we chaps all carried handbags as well.....

1. Cordless Drill

2. Condoms

3. A half eaten sausage roll

4. A selection of wheel nuts

5. A spare sock....

6. An assortment of sauce sachets liberated from KFC

"

You forgot the random collection of screws and bits for the drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys, phone, purse, sunglasses, 3 face masks, 2 bottles of hand sanitiser, pens, hairbands, hairbrush, lip balm, lots of old receipts,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I clearly need the hundreds of receipts crunched at the bottom of my bag

I have my purse, a hairband, umbrella, almonds, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, tissues, a bottle of water, a cloth shopping bag, lip balm, mirror, mattifying face gel, nail file,chewing gum and tampons

I need all of it.

Well you are MaryfuckingPoppins afterall so you can have whatever you like in your bag "

Exactly

I took the lamp out

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

My handbag is pretty chaotic & random, just like me really

I've just had a look & it currently contains... Purse, kindle, 2 face masks, bottle of perfume, roll-on deodorant, lipstick, mascara, lip balm, tissues, hair ties, hand sanitiser .... but there's also a toy dinosaur, a pair of batman socks, a clean black thong, a pile of pokemon cards, nipple clamps, a clothes peg, assorted pieces of lego & a packet of parma violets. There are also a few random receipts & a couple of old shopping lists.

Think it's possibly due a clear out!

K

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