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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all seen the urine soaked lampost threads , we've all delighted and/or cringed at them but secretly wished they were about us.

So here's the plan, use this thread to declare your undying crush on someone but without using their name; just describe them.

Could it be you? Spread some ambiguous love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine goes out to a gorgeous, wonderful, redheaded lady who's curves I can't wait to rub my fingers over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine goes out to a gorgeous, wonderful, redheaded lady who's curves I can't wait to rub my fingers over "

Mine goes out to.... whoever will have me!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

anyone mentioned the fart arse yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone mentioned the fart arse yet? "

Hey ... can piss up your lamp post? You'll do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine gose to a very beautiful and sexy woman who is a single mom and works hard and try’s her best to be a good mother as father is a dead beat

Wished I could tell you but under the circumstances can’t I have hint and hint and hope and wished you pick up on them maybe you have but because off circumstances can’t say anything

Your the only person that I have felt this way about sins my ex fiancés

Ever time I see you my hart skips a beat ur eyes are so dark and blue I could get lost in them for hours telling you how beautiful you are

I so want to bring you happiness and cuddle you for hours on end make you lafe and smile

You probably never see this as I would be very shocked if you were on fab But if you are

Well that dose not bother me one bit

I just want to hold you and tell you ur beautiful and deserves to be happy and treated right

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"anyone mentioned the fart arse yet?

Hey ... can piss up your lamp post? You'll do!

"

You'll make me shed a damn tear

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Mine gose to a very beautiful and sexy woman who is a single mom and works hard and try’s her best to be a good mother as father is a dead beat

Wished I could tell you but under the circumstances can’t I have hint and hint and hope and wished you pick up on them maybe you have but because off circumstances can’t say anything

Your the only person that I have felt this way about sins my ex fiancés

Ever time I see you my hart skips a beat ur eyes are so dark and blue I could get lost in them for hours telling you how beautiful you are

I so want to bring you happiness and cuddle you for hours on end make you lafe and smile

You probably never see this as I would be very shocked if you were on fab But if you are

Well that dose not bother me one bit

I just want to hold you and tell you ur beautiful and deserves to be happy and treated right

"

That's cute and lush as fuck to be fair

Hope your dreams come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine gose to a very beautiful and sexy woman who is a single mom and works hard and try’s her best to be a good mother as father is a dead beat

Wished I could tell you but under the circumstances can’t I have hint and hint and hope and wished you pick up on them maybe you have but because off circumstances can’t say anything

Your the only person that I have felt this way about sins my ex fiancés

Ever time I see you my hart skips a beat ur eyes are so dark and blue I could get lost in them for hours telling you how beautiful you are

I so want to bring you happiness and cuddle you for hours on end make you lafe and smile

You probably never see this as I would be very shocked if you were on fab But if you are

Well that dose not bother me one bit

I just want to hold you and tell you ur beautiful and deserves to be happy and treated right

"

Who told you were allowed to make me feel feelings?

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My quite public crush is on a curvy wallcreeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I waiting for someone to piss on my lamppost

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I just pray and hope the infantile/intelligently challenged lampposters unable to read your post OP.

The youngsters do need the sleep at some point and maybe find synonyms and words with more than two syllables tricky to master.

Happy Sunday fabbers

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I waiting for someone to piss on my lamppost"

hopefully plenty of water do the trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I waiting for someone to piss on my lamppost

hopefully plenty of water do the trick? "

It is wise to stay hydrated

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Mine goes to the gorgeous handsome guy who intelligent, mature and considerate. He doesn't need to be in a gang or feels like he needs to prove himself as the alpha. Just a well rounded sexy man, set above the rest.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I waiting for someone to piss on my lamppost

hopefully plenty of water do the trick?

It is wise to stay hydrated"

especially in this heat wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine goes to the gorgeous handsome guy who intelligent, mature and considerate. He doesn't need to be in a gang or feels like he needs to prove himself as the alpha. Just a well rounded sexy man, set above the rest. "

I like to plough my own furrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine gose to a very beautiful and sexy woman who is a single mom and works hard and try’s her best to be a good mother as father is a dead beat

Wished I could tell you but under the circumstances can’t I have hint and hint and hope and wished you pick up on them maybe you have but because off circumstances can’t say anything

Your the only person that I have felt this way about sins my ex fiancés

Ever time I see you my hart skips a beat ur eyes are so dark and blue I could get lost in them for hours telling you how beautiful you are

I so want to bring you happiness and cuddle you for hours on end make you lafe and smile

You probably never see this as I would be very shocked if you were on fab But if you are

Well that dose not bother me one bit

I just want to hold you and tell you ur beautiful and deserves to be happy and treated right

Who told you were allowed to make me feel feelings? "

Awww sorry didn’t mean to lol just can’t help my self but thank you very much as it’s been on my chest for quite sometime thank you for give me a way to vent it even if she never see it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I waiting for someone to piss on my lamppost

hopefully plenty of water do the trick?

It is wise to stay hydrated

especially in this heat wave "

Cooling down again here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My crush is on a sexy articulate woman who’s pics are mesmerising to say the least. She is always ready to debate on the forums and will savage you verbally If you cross her with Neanderthal jargon. Mostly I stay silent and adore her but we have locked horns on the odd subject and seeing as she’s here right now I’d love to hear more about the lone wolf she likes

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"My crush is on a sexy articulate woman who’s pics are mesmerising to say the least. She is always ready to debate on the forums and will savage you verbally If you cross her with Neanderthal jargon. Mostly I stay silent and adore her but we have locked horns on the odd subject and seeing as she’s here right now I’d love to hear more about the lone wolf she likes "

8 inch cock... can you beat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My crush is on a sexy articulate woman who’s pics are mesmerising to say the least. She is always ready to debate on the forums and will savage you verbally If you cross her with Neanderthal jargon. Mostly I stay silent and adore her but we have locked horns on the odd subject and seeing as she’s here right now I’d love to hear more about the lone wolf she likes

8 inch cock... can you beat it? "

Just about but I’d hate to live on the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bird with the boobies

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I don't need to lamppost piss on my meets. but ill put one up for a amazing friend

You delight me everyday with witty banter and sarcastic retorts, a kind soul with a heart of gold and although you are a pain in the ass with your scatty hair colour choices, I have all the time in the world for you and will support you on all that you do xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a crush on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jokes aside.

I have over the last couple of months had the privilege of connecting with some wonderful individuals. People I have been able to get to know (as far as anyone can in an environment such as this). I have felt supported and appreciated as never before. A few have become special to me and yes, to an extent have become crushes of a sort. I feel a better person as a result of these connections.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Our lamppost urination is probably quite safe as they don’t venture on to the forums...

They are the Ying to our Yang. Have become firm friends and have given and received trust beyond simple meets.

We love them dearly and should all this end, they’ll still be the ones we see x

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Crushing on the Mrs right now. She's just got out of bed naked, drawing herself away her Netflix fix, just watching her glide away,,,mmm I ain't done too bad at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine goes out to a couple of very sexy muscly men (at least one of whom is probably not on here, but a girl can dream ) who I'd like to do all sorts of things with, but probably wouldn't ever look at me in that way

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Nah, he hates people pissing on his lamppost, it makes him cringe ...which is amusing because an awful lot of people do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt he will even see this but a certain quietly handsome gorgeous chap has caught my attention. He’s kind caring cute funny nerdy and intelligent. He’s not got the most confidence but I’m hoping to change that. He’s genuinely adorable and I enjoy every moment we chat. He’s bought a smile to my face most days and we have such a raw chemistry when we chat. I can’t wait to be able to get my hands on him in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to piss on the post of a great FRIEND. Genuine real life friends seem so underrated here when sex, popularity and pissing enter the mix, seems mental to me....

YKWYA....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve missed her boobs out Sunday pics and her wit around the forum recently. If ever I venture north of Hadrians wall, I’d love to spend some time in her company.

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