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Auntie Jen's advice column

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you laying awake unable to sleep because something is playing on your mind? Don't suffer in silence! Auntie Jen is here to advise x No problems too small. Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Jen

Should I have a glass of wine, or go to bed?

Yours sincerely,

Bella-just got home from work-seas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen

Should I have a glass of wine, or go to bed?

Yours sincerely,

Bella-just got home from work-seas "

A glass of wine definitely.

Its made from grapes so its pretty much a health food x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen

Should I have a glass of wine, or go to bed?

Yours sincerely,

Bella-just got home from work-seas

A glass of wine definitely.

Its made from grapes so its pretty much a health food x"

Well just because you said so, I shall. I'll count the pouring and the lifting of the glass as a workout too. Thanks Auntie Jen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Aunty Jen,

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x"

Masturbation... cure to many things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Aunty Jen,

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?"

The 100 horses.

Without shadow of a doubt.now sleep my love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x

Masturbation... cure to many things "

Absolutely, its making me feel better about being locked down lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x

Masturbation... cure to many things "

I meant help me with more thoughts please. Totally got masturbation covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x"

Think of the horse sized duck. It will be happy about the rain. The distraction will help my sweet x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x"

Come to my air conditioned bedroom. Sorry Auntie Jen. Stole your thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x

Think of the horse sized duck. It will be happy about the rain. The distraction will help my sweet x"

I will try that, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x

Come to my air conditioned bedroom. Sorry Auntie Jen. Stole your thunder"

Does it have a horse sized duck?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dear Auntie Jen,

I'll sleep better with the window open, except for the twats singing outside the pub. Do I close the window or... deal with the twats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x

Masturbation... cure to many things

I meant help me with more thoughts please. Totally got masturbation covered "

Embrace them. Learn to love them. When given a lemon ....

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

Auntie Jen I am always horny but I am not well endowed to please my wife I need a good spanking while I am in my chastity cage

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dear auntie Jen,

I can't sleep because I'm too hot so I came outside to cool down and now it's raining but it's too hot indoors and I'm miserable and fed up. What should I do? x

Come to my air conditioned bedroom. Sorry Auntie Jen. Stole your thunder

Does it have a horse sized duck? "

Midget dog.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen,

I'll sleep better with the window open, except for the twats singing outside the pub. Do I close the window or... deal with the twats? "

Twat bat?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dear Auntie Jen.

I can't sleep because naughty thoughts keep jumping into my head. Help please.

Posh x

Masturbation... cure to many things

I meant help me with more thoughts please. Totally got masturbation covered

Embrace them. Learn to love them. When given a lemon ...."

I'm not masturbating with a lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements "

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Jen,

I'll sleep better with the window open, except for the twats singing outside the pub. Do I close the window or... deal with the twats? "

Visit the neighbours and ask nicely if they can keep the noise down. If that doesn't work machinecgun the fuckers

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag."

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum "

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does "

I'm a tall fat ugly balding scotsman and now you want me to lie as well. I'm fucked then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Jen I am always horny but I am not well endowed to please my wife I need a good spanking while I am in my chastity cage "

Size is not everything.

Most donkeys are hugely endowed, that doesn't make them accomplished lovers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does

I'm a tall fat ugly balding scotsman and now you want me to lie as well. I'm fucked then "

See ... its worked already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does

I'm a tall fat ugly balding scotsman and now you want me to lie as well. I'm fucked then

See ... its worked already. "

What worked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does

I'm a tall fat ugly balding scotsman and now you want me to lie as well. I'm fucked then

See ... its worked already.

What worked? "

You are fucked. Dont we all FAF?

Thank me later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear auntie jen.

How do I go about measuring my cock size to get it to meet fab minimum size requirements

The accepted standard is measure from your knee to your ball bag.

Dammit I have short legs and s droopy bawsack. Still don't make the minimum

In that case darling, lie. Everyone else does

I'm a tall fat ugly balding scotsman and now you want me to lie as well. I'm fucked then

See ... its worked already.

What worked?

You are fucked. Dont we all FAF?

Thank me later x"

Well that's no fun

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Hmmmm, just wondering how many pancakes you would need for a horse sized duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm, just wondering how many pancakes you would need for a horse sized duck?

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A fair few

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