FabSwingers.com forum: A weird thing happened

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didnt notice for a few days, but there was a friend invite from a fellow forum user sat in my tray. A male.

No big deal...he's a decent chap and I kind of follow his train of thought and humour, so I accepted.

But now I have his bum on my updates of friends section. A real dilemma

I dont want to touch it, or anything its just sat there and I'm confused. You know who you are

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Not getting why this is a problem...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I see "confused". It's OK. It's easier once you admit it's a nice bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to have his bum than his cock??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to have his bum than his cock??

I would like to point out to those providing sincere advice, that this is rather tongue in cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve got far worse to look at on our friends list!

At least it’s only a bum! What happens if he changes it to his penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to have his bum than his cock??

I would like to point out to those providing sincere advice, that this is rather tongue in cheek.

In the cheek of his bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

Its mean to be private between us two....how do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to have his bum than his cock??

I would like to point out to those providing sincere advice, that this is rather tongue in cheek.

Aww so you’re just showing off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve got far worse to look at on our friends list!

At least it’s only a bum! What happens if he changes it to his penis?

Lordy lordy I never thought thus through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to have his bum than his cock??

I would like to point out to those providing sincere advice, that this is rather tongue in cheek.

Aww so you’re just showing off?

Yes I HAVE A FRIEND ON FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to have his bum than his cock??

I would like to point out to those providing sincere advice, that this is rather tongue in cheek.

Aww so you’re just showing off?

Yes I HAVE A FRIEND ON FAB

Awwwww you’re so cute

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You'd make a lovely couple

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"We’ve got far worse to look at on our friends list!

At least it’s only a bum! What happens if he changes it to his penis?

Wow. I’ve heard of ops to change a vagina into a penis, but never a bum into a penis. What will they think of next..??

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

Its mean to be private between us two....how do you know

Because it's popped up on mine too... cheeky

I slipped it a fab finger...

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

" I didnt notice for a few days, but there was a friend invite from a fellow forum user sat in my tray. A male.

No big deal...he's a decent chap and I kind of follow his train of thought and humour, so I accepted.

But now I have his bum on my updates of friends section. A real dilemma

I dont want to touch it, or anything its just sat there and I'm confused. You know who you are

Is it a nice bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

Its mean to be private between us two....how do you know

It’s all about giving with Nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

Its mean to be private between us two....how do you know

Because it's popped up on mine too... cheeky

I slipped it a fab finger...

This place is worse than my village. Everyone knows whats going on. I'll pause on the cheeky Fab finger, I'm not quite ready

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Waa deep, you're so discrete, surely you've broken one of fabs deadly sins now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh....

....I feel awful now because I kinda wanted you to want to touch it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waa deep, you're so discrete, surely you've broken one of fabs deadly sins now

I have a revenge plan if it gets weird....picture of a homemade fleshlight using a bottle of domestos and an out of date sirloin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Nippy isn’t it? Don’t break his heart Mr Blue, it’s a fragile thing

Like finest China.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Waa deep, you're so discrete, surely you've broken one of fabs deadly sins now

I have a revenge plan if it gets weird....picture of a homemade fleshlight using a bottle of domestos and an out of date sirloin"

Oh mun that just made me heave a bit. You're not right in the head sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waa deep, you're so discrete, surely you've broken one of fabs deadly sins now

I have a revenge plan if it gets weird....picture of a homemade fleshlight using a bottle of domestos and an out of date sirloin"

I make mine with a car sponge, rubber gloves and a tube of pringles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok,Okaaaaayyyy, I'll do more dick pics ffs.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Waa deep, you're so discrete, surely you've broken one of fabs deadly sins now

I have a revenge plan if it gets weird....picture of a homemade fleshlight using a bottle of domestos and an out of date sirloin

I make mine with a car sponge, rubber gloves and a tube of pringles....

At least that won't buzz like out of date sirloin

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ok,Okaaaaayyyy, I'll do more dick pics ffs.....

What was that? Didn't quite catch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you tell him to do this thread Frida?

I had a message from incandescent asking if I'd seen the deep blue thread, and I thought she meant the "other" one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok,Okaaaaayyyy, I'll do more dick pics ffs.....

What was that? Didn't quite catch it

Two hands, aye....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Did you tell him to do this thread Frida?

I had a message from incandescent asking if I'd seen the deep blue thread, and I thought she meant the "other" one.....

I'm innocent this is all on deepblue. Quite the bromance you two have

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone want another bum in their friends update list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you tell him to do this thread Frida?

I had a message from incandescent asking if I'd seen the deep blue thread, and I thought she meant the "other" one.....

I'm innocent this is all on deepblue. Quite the bromance you two have

Kiss it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you tell him to do this thread Frida?

I had a message from incandescent asking if I'd seen the deep blue thread, and I thought she meant the "other" one.....

Hallelujah you arrived

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Did you tell him to do this thread Frida?

I had a message from incandescent asking if I'd seen the deep blue thread, and I thought she meant the "other" one.....

I'm innocent this is all on deepblue. Quite the bromance you two have

Kiss it!

Waa FFS you, how old are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

Well after all this you need to do one for deepblue now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

Well after all this you need to do one for deepblue now

Don't call me chicken....

ANYTHING in particular....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

Well after all this you need to do one for deepblue now

Don't call me chicken....

ANYTHING in particular....?

Hmm Marty McFly, should have put some hundred and thousands on the picture you told me to lick it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Don't look at the comment I made above. That's private between me and Frida

To you.....

And can I have the live show please

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!"

Because it wasn't already? It's ok. I told him not to read that comment. It'll be fine

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!

Because it wasn't already? It's ok. I told him not to read that comment. It'll be fine

Phew that's alright then, sure he'll listen to you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!

Because it wasn't already? It's ok. I told him not to read that comment. It'll be fine

Phew that's alright then, sure he'll listen to you

Well obvs. He always does. Clearly.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!

Because it wasn't already? It's ok. I told him not to read that comment. It'll be fine

Phew that's alright then, sure he'll listen to you

Well obvs. He always does. Clearly.

Well to be fair, you asked for bum pics and he sent you one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know today's bum pic was to cheer Posh up, right?

And she loves you even more for it.

Sorry everyone else

Sorry not sorry I take it

Well yeah. Don't tell him but he's got a damn sexy bum and I could never be sorry for him getting it out.

Oh you've done it done now, his arse will be everywhere!!!

Because it wasn't already? It's ok. I told him not to read that comment. It'll be fine

Phew that's alright then, sure he'll listen to you

Well obvs. He always does. Clearly.

Well to be fair, you asked for bum pics and he sent you one "

See! It's obviously because he listens to me. Or because he likes teasing me and deep blue with his bum. Either way, I got bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hundreds and thousands you say....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This whole thing got more weird. Putting a bum pic up until I wake up. Fab....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"This whole thing got more weird. Putting a bum pic up until I wake up. Fab....

Well I well well, am pen ol prydferth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This whole thing got more weird. Putting a bum pic up until I wake up. Fab....

* fabbed *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

Well now I definitely want to see that. Make it jam to make it look more like the lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

Well now I definitely want to see that. Make it jam to make it look more like the lolly "

Omg you pervert!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

Well now I definitely want to see that. Make it jam to make it look more like the lolly

Omg you pervert!

Is it only now you figured that out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

Ooooooh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

You do realise you're going to have to do this now? Else I'm going to call you chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This proper made me laugh.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

You do realise you're going to have to do this now? Else I'm going to call you chicken

You won't be the only one calling him chicken...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve got far worse to look at on our friends list!

At least it’s only a bum! What happens if he changes it to his penis?

Wow. I’ve heard of ops to change a vagina into a penis, but never a bum into a penis. What will they think of next..??

Damn, knew it didn’t sound right as I was typing it!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hundreds and thousands you say....

I did indeed

We do have some in the kitchen, I'll see what I can do tomorrow....

(I actually have an idea to dip my cock in something sticky and then apply the hundreds and thousands like an extra small fab lolly effect.....

)

Haven't forgotten about this mind you

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