FabSwingers.com forum: 63 year old woman becomes pregnant....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....with 12 baby squids in her mouth

She ate calamari (not a fab user name btw lol) which contained 'live sperm' ...ended up having to have surgery to remove the babies from her gums and tongue

Mash potato and celery for us tonight (not taking any chances!!!).

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By *leasing_to_the_thighsMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

WHAT!!! ha ha calamari is one of my favourites but after reading that its really put me off, but then again im male does it work like that with squid? he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT!!! ha ha calamari is one of my favourites but after reading that its really put me off, but then again im male does it work like that with squid? he he"

they recon in this country we are fine as they gut the squid over ere unlike other countries

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just had beans. Wonder if i'll develop a stalk?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"....with 12 baby squids in her mouth

She ate calamari (not a fab user name btw lol) which contained 'live sperm' ...ended up having to have surgery to remove the babies from her gums and tongue

Mash potato and celery for us tonight (not taking any chances!!!). "

I read that yesterday...thought I'd clicked on the National Enquirie by mistake.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I've just had beans. Wonder if i'll develop a stalk? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WHAT!!! ha ha calamari is one of my favourites but after reading that its really put me off, but then again im male does it work like that with squid? he he"

Sounds like the wee ones would have buried themselves anywhere (free of sexism lol).

Not 100% sure, but I think this happened in the US. The UK gut squid far more thoroughly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just had beans. Wonder if i'll develop a stalk?

Trust our Musher lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm just thinking, if the baby squids developed somewhat and you kissed the 63 year old (it does happen)it'd be like having 60 or so wet tongues all slobbering about. euughhhh.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm just thinking, if the baby squids developed somewhat and you kissed the 63 year old (it does happen)it'd be like having 60 or so wet tongues all slobbering about. euughhhh. "

Somewhere out there that will be someone's fetish.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm just thinking, if the baby squids developed somewhat and you kissed the 63 year old (it does happen)it'd be like having 60 or so wet tongues all slobbering about. euughhhh.

Somewhere out there that will be someone's fetish."

Somewhere? How apt, lol

Not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just thinking, if the baby squids developed somewhat and you kissed the 63 year old (it does happen)it'd be like having 60 or so wet tongues all slobbering about. euughhhh.

Somewhere out there that will be someone's fetish."

The Japanese have had a tentacle fetish for years

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