FabSwingers.com forum: Bloody hell mother!

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Been down to my parents and they were in the garden and my mum went ‘come I. The kitchen I need to ask you about something’ the world nearly dropped out of my bum!!

Tbf I think my parents might know about the swinging but I wouldn’t wanna discuss it. (In the end it was a question about her employment rights).

For those of you that are super secretive about the lifestyle (that’s not me it’s just not up for discussion) what would you do if someone asked you outright - I still panicked and I’ve been at this swinging lark for years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Are you a swinger?’

‘No I just have sex with people without any commitment’

Probably the end of the conversation

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there

My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there

My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though

Always best to be prepared

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m not a true ‘ swinger’ in all sense of the word but I’d be reasonably happy to elaborate to friends

Mother... erm no!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Nope, nope, nope.

This is why we enjoy this community

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother is super interfering.

I've been single for 4 years now, but have a regular fwb. When she confronted me recently if I had a man friend I bit the bullet and said yes. So she took it upon herself to have a conversation with my children about "have you ever thought about if mummy gets a boyfriend...?" Annoyed doesn't cover it

I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My mother is super interfering.

I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum.

My mums pretty cool actually I think it kinda would have annoyed me as to who had been telling her stuff xx

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"My mother is super interfering.

I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum.

My mums pretty cool actually I think it kinda would have annoyed me as to who had been telling her stuff xx"

Very good , anytime a friend or relative asks me for a serious chat I think.... of ffs

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.

I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.

I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!

Should ask her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.

I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!

No you really don't.

My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so. "

I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there

My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though

My cover is Tinder. I also have a friend who is instructed to come round and takeaway my naughty box in the case anything happens to me lol.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Wow!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.

I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!

No you really don't.

My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff.

I feel like we should offer you counselling

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.

I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town

I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We try to keep our swinging secret but if anyone asked us, we would tell them as we not ashamed of our lifestyle nor should we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's there to panic about.. I meet others for fun if I fancy them. If someone asked me, i wouldn't deny it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We try to keep our swinging secret but if anyone asked us, we would tell them as we not ashamed of our lifestyle nor should we."

It's got nothing to do with shame for us but a lot to do with discretion and privacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do fetish as well as swinging and our home has an antique dentists chair, victorian school desk and art on the wall that all reflects our lifestyle. So friends and relatives know, how much they want to know depends. We have never dodged a direct question but we never raise it as a topic unless it's someone we know to be non-vanilla themselves.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My parents knew I was on here as a single as I told them. My ex-husband had joined the site with the woman he left me for & I didn’t want him to have any hold over me.

They don’t know I met T on here though & have never asked. They don’t know we’re on here as a couple either

J x

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I told my mum I was going to a swingers club when I was single. My daughter (who’s adult) was starting to get a bit nosey when I was going out every Friday and Saturday night.

I remember telling my mum how I’d spent hours having the most incredible guy and even stayed at the club over night to shag him for longer. Telling her he had a lush cock that hit the spot.

We went on to become a couple and are now married. My mum never let on she knew when she first met him

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.

I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town

I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years

As well as it being a play on words, I did used to play on the wing for Derby 2nd XV Rugby team until I did ma knee in

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We were playing cards against humanity with my parents.

Now, my mum is quite liberal but when she had to play the ‘Bukkake’ card and didn’t know what it meant, I wasn’t going to explain it to her...

The fits of laughter from all the others just made her more inquisitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum appeared behind me one day, in Ninja stealth mode and asked what fabswingers was?

I fobbed her off with some tale of a chat room.

She has dementia so I wait for the day it springs back into her conscious and gets asked about again in mixed company

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

We are a couple with young children so keep what we do very discreet.

When out with my girlfriends the conversation often goes to sex and they already think I'm a bit of a nymph! I often wonder what I would say if anyone actually suggested we were Swingers. It's not something I want them to know about but I'm not a very good liar. Also, it's not something I think I should feel ashamed about although I honestly don't know what their reaction would be x

Mrs x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.

I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town

I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years

As well as it being a play on words, I did used to play on the wing for Derby 2nd XV Rugby team until I did ma knee in

Oh! I was a bit right then

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Been down to my parents and they were in the garden and my mum went ‘come I. The kitchen I need to ask you about something’ the world nearly dropped out of my bum!!

Tbf I think my parents might know about the swinging but I wouldn’t wanna discuss it. (In the end it was a question about her employment rights).

Fuck knows, nobody has asked but my reaction would definitely depend on who it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was one of my family members, or one of my partners, I'd probably look like a deer or rabbit caught in headlights and stutter and stumble a bit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No one knows I am here. All they know is I go away for weekends or out to see friends... some of my ‘brothers’ have an idea and a I get a cheeky wink with ‘have fun with your mate’

Parents hell no, but we’ve never talked personal life anyway

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so. "

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.

I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!

No you really don't.

My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff.

Oh wow! That's quite something

Yeah I'll with stick with my current memories and suspicions

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My mum once helpfully made my bed , found my vibrator and popped it under the pillow!

Major cringe

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

In my personal life, I'm a professional hard working respectable single citizen.

My fab life- the belt comes off

The two are mutually exclusive and I prefer it that way... Although, one of friends has suggested going for a casual lifestyle

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My mum was less than impressed in my early 20's when I still lived at home and there used to be a different girl in my bedroom every Sunday morning after I'd been out

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My mum was less than impressed in my early 20's when I still lived at home and there used to be a different girl in my bedroom every Sunday morning after I'd been out

I would never have dreamed of that. Them stories make my tummy flip!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My family and friends know I'm on fabs and pof! At least they wont b in for shock when I go lol x

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Depends on who was asking.

If my twin sis asked me, I am not so sure I would confess. She would blame MrD as a bad influence and disown me!

If it was a friend asking, I would confess.

MsD

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"My mum was less than impressed in my early 20's when I still lived at home and there used to be a different girl in my bedroom every Sunday morning after I'd been out

I would never have dreamed of that. Them stories make my tummy flip!"

It didn't last long but there was a period in between more serious girlfriends where I'd go a bit wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my friends know about my kink side and a few know am on here

Most of family know about kink side but not here and dont give them details

down through the years if people asked about my dressing i would judge the situation and if felt they could be discrete would tell them

weirdly enough have started to think about what would people find out if i was one and putting plans in place to have stuff cleared - know of people who were shocked abou secret lives after people had died

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