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Does anyone else hate the beach ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We don’t belong there, sand gets everywhere, there’s jagged edges on the rocks for a reason, to keep us away and the things that live in the sea don’t want us in the sea, it’s got no Natural shade and the water is still freezing even at the height of Summer, but yah sand castles ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City slickers!!! How can yiu hate the beach pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo not if its a nudist one!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Me no matter how much sun cream I put on I always burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me no matter how much sun cream I put on I always burn "

Plus the sand stick to the cream, always a good combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's less messy than sex.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Surrounded by people who seem to be enjoying themselves and I just sit there thinking 'What the fuck am I doing here?'

I always think it's one of those things where most don't really like it but feel they should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" City slickers!!! How can yiu hate the beach pffft "

This really....

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I love the beach...it's my happy place However where we live our beaches are beautiful and fairly quiet compared to other parts of the country x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes. I always wanted a bridge that would cross over to the sea

I softened to beaches in recent years though. Sand everywhere is irritating though.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


" City slickers!!! How can yiu hate the beach pffft

This really.... "

I’m a country bumpkin

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love the beach usually but there was one time I visited Southport beach and the wind suddenly blew up strong.

I was literally sand blasted! I swear I lost a few layers of flesh that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep not a great lover of the beach because as a builder I used to just dig the kids holes or get that overwhelming feeling that I want to knock loads of muck up.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" City slickers!!! How can yiu hate the beach pffft

This really....

I’m a country bumpkin "

Try on a cloudy day or in winter, it's a different type of beautiful, it's the end of the land innit ffs.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

There's a beach for every one, and I know where mine is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it "

That's more my time for a beach holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fan of the beach, I can’t stand sand. I’ve always said that if beaches were made of grass they’d be lovely.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

That's more my time for a beach holiday "

Love it when you can't hear anything above the noise of the wind and waves. And seeing the waves crash against the rocks. Makes you feel in awe of nature's strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being close to the sea, not necessarily on the beach if you know what I mean.

I like it in the winter too

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Love the beach. Just not a fan of everyone on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

That's more my time for a beach holiday

Love it when you can't hear anything above the noise of the wind and waves. And seeing the waves crash against the rocks. Makes you feel in awe of nature's strength "

There's a sort of quiet with nature's noise. Like the first rumble of thunder and everything else is still - just waiting for the flash of lightning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hate it but dislike it during the day, love it at sunset and very early morning though

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

That's more my time for a beach holiday

Love it when you can't hear anything above the noise of the wind and waves. And seeing the waves crash against the rocks. Makes you feel in awe of nature's strength

There's a sort of quiet with nature's noise. Like the first rumble of thunder and everything else is still - just waiting for the flash of lightning."

There really is, think it's because we have a deep rooted knowledge that it's more powerful than us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I’ve lived by a beach since I was 14 and probably been a handful of times. Hate it sand hate the noise hate the crowds seagulls the inconvenience of it all. I don’t mind it at night on a rare occasion but yep not a fan.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

One of my happiest running moments on the beach, my wife (at the time) father in law and myself. We were on holiday, first thing in the morning out to the beach which was deserted, ran in the surf up to some boards when we turned around we couldn’t remember what point we had come on to the beach. So we just ran until we found a path.

After speaking to a local we were 5 or 6km away from the camp, so an easy 10k run was closer to 10 miles (not too bad as training for a marathon at the time)

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

The perfect beach is on moreton island, just off the Aussie coast near Brisbane.

Otherwise I like winter beaches.

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

I love the beach when it isn't sunny/hot

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"Love the beach. Just not a fan of everyone on it. "

Ha ha - I was just thinking the same - beach is fine, if all the other c*nts would just go home - "of course I want to listen to your music...you have such good taste"..."of course I want all my clothes to smell of your portable barbecue which appears to run on old bits of tyre"..."and I love your complete disregard for anyone else's personal space"

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

That's more my time for a beach holiday

Love it when you can't hear anything above the noise of the wind and waves. And seeing the waves crash against the rocks. Makes you feel in awe of nature's strength

There's a sort of quiet with nature's noise. Like the first rumble of thunder and everything else is still - just waiting for the flash of lightning.

There really is, think it's because we have a deep rooted knowledge that it's more powerful than us"

_emorefrida - are you actually Gillian Anderson?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love the beach. Just not a fan of everyone on it. "

Actually I think this is what puts me off more than anything, people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't like it in the summer, too many people and no shade for a ginger. But in the winter watching the waves crash during a bit of a storm can't beat it

That's more my time for a beach holiday

Love it when you can't hear anything above the noise of the wind and waves. And seeing the waves crash against the rocks. Makes you feel in awe of nature's strength

There's a sort of quiet with nature's noise. Like the first rumble of thunder and everything else is still - just waiting for the flash of lightning.

There really is, think it's because we have a deep rooted knowledge that it's more powerful than us"

Sublimity.

Just you alone with the elements knowing that at any moment it could just snuff you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, love it.

Just spent a week on it swimming in the sea every day!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Not a fan of the beach even tho where I live we have some of the most beautiful beaches in the uk..Sand gets everywhere and brings back memories from when I was a kid of paste sandwiches with gritty sand .

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"We don’t belong there, sand gets everywhere, there’s jagged edges on the rocks for a reason, to keep us away and the things that live in the sea don’t want us in the sea, it’s got no Natural shade and the water is still freezing even at the height of Summer, but yah sand castles ?!"

Yep, Nice to go to secluded ones for a bit of shell hunting & rock pooling (Went to Borth earlier in the week) but we are more hills & walking boots but even then we stay away from the obvious busy places. Plenty of desolate walks to be had in the Cambrians & it’s one of the reasons we moved to live on them.

Our worst nightmare is a beach holiday, went to Greece for our honeymoon & spent the days on a hire XT660 visiting the historical sites. I think we spent one afternoon sunbathing in two weeks.

S

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I love the sea, the sound and smell of it. Combine that with cliffs and wind, maybe a storm.

Having said that I'd rather laze at a pool, next to a bar x

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Love the beach. Just not a fan of everyone on it.

Ha ha - I was just thinking the same - beach is fine, if all the other c*nts would just go home - "of course I want to listen to your music...you have such good taste"..."of course I want all my clothes to smell of your portable barbecue which appears to run on old bits of tyre"..."and I love your complete disregard for anyone else's personal space" "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I love the beach...it's my happy place However where we live our beaches are beautiful and fairly quiet compared to other parts of the country x"

Beaches in Northumberland are amongst the most beautiful worldwide. I've holidayed there a few times... It's not the sunniest coast tho ..... but so beautiful.

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