FabSwingers.com forum: Other ways of saying ‘I came’ / ‘I’m cumming’

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have arrived

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Gonna explode

Gonna fire

Chucking my load

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Send them an e-mail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send them an e-mail"

What, after the fact?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to say something similar.

I met this properly upper class lady one night, went back to hers and as she was about to hit the point of no return, she started to shout “I’m arriving” “I’m arriving”

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have arrived "

Or the posher version

One has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was about to say something similar.

I met this properly upper class lady one night, went back to hers and as she was about to hit the point of no return, she started to shout “I’m arriving” “I’m arriving”

Fuck off, no she didn’t?!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's that train again. Choo Choo, I have arrived in tuna town. Next station, Bum central.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Oh ffs I'm sorry

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By *he Filth ElementCouple
over a year ago

S Devon

“My balls are starting to fiiizzzzzzz”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was about to say something similar.

I met this properly upper class lady one night, went back to hers and as she was about to hit the point of no return, she started to shout “I’m arriving” “I’m arriving”

Fuck off, no she didn’t?!

Seriously

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend of mine met a bloke who made a noise like when you let a balloon go and it whizzes round the room going "eeeh!"

How could you take that seriously.

I'd rather have the arriving woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friend of mine met a bloke who made a noise like when you let a balloon go and it whizzes round the room going "eeeh!"

How could you take that seriously.

I'd rather have the arriving woman.

Fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally did the Churchill dog noise once

we were in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the aids....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I totally did the Churchill dog noise once

we were in fits of laughter"

Whyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once looked my husband dead in the eye and said ‘I’m going to cum’, in the most monotone voice I could muster up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally did the Churchill dog noise once

we were in fits of laughter

Whyyyyyy

Because fun!!!!

And I saw the advert that day and told her next time I cum I'm going to do it so I was sort legally locked in.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"That's the ticket!"

"Fly my pretties"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""That's the ticket!"

"Fly my pretties"

Fly my pretties!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace for impact!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

At fucking long last !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aannd boom goes the dynamite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aannd boom goes the dynamite "

God I read that in his voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choo choo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

e-jac-u-late! e-jac-u-late!

Use a startled dalek voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"e-jac-u-late! e-jac-u-late!

Use a startled dalek voice."

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AHH WHAT IS HAPPENING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toot toot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veni / Venio - for the classicists

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thar she blows!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I have arrived "

That’s posh!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK " is the usual one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

squeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"" FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK " is the usual one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am gonna shoot....oh crap sorry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm ahoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once looked my husband dead in the eye and said ‘I’m going to cum’, in the most monotone voice I could muster up "

I would of mirrored exactly that straight back to ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang.

And the stain is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

je suis mort la petite mort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go, web, go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am making a disposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeeeedoommmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am making a disposal "

Deposit? Unless were talking a particularly powerful shot here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooomp there it is

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The sat nav version! You have reached your destination!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

Always effin Gryffindor! When's it Slytherin's turn?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

Always effin Gryffindor! When's it Slytherin's turn?...

I'll Slytherin if you like

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

Always effin Gryffindor! When's it Slytherin's turn?...

I'll Slytherin if you like

Chamber of secrets... yadda yadda... just get over here and bring that little sauce pot TOO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sat nav version! You have reached your destination! "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Mission accomplished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna shoot my muck

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Incoming!

My friend had a very vocal gf, he said it was like shagging a wookie.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘One com’eth!!! What what!’

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I totally did the Churchill dog noise once

we were in fits of laughter

Whyyyyyy

Because fun!!!!

And I saw the advert that day and told her next time I cum I'm going to do it so I was sort legally locked in. "

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Bombs away!

Fly you fools!

Jackpot!

Ee, by eck! / Nice brew that! (for the northerners)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunderbirds are GO!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Thunderbirds are GO!"

Even better if you can do the countdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace for impact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clear the splash zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things don't need actual words...

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Once more unto the breach, dear friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thar she blows!

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By *unseeker63Man
over a year ago

Newent, Birmingham, Bristol, London & Watford

Usually it’s oh fuck, oh fuck, fuuuccckkk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoikes tally ho. Make sure you have a marvellous handlebar moustache when saying that one.

Timberrrrrrr

Ahhhhhh bisto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Houston we have a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

Always effin Gryffindor! When's it Slytherin's turn?...

Excuse me, Ravenclaw first thank you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!

Always effin Gryffindor! When's it Slytherin's turn?...

Excuse me, Ravenclaw first thank you

Definitely ravenclaw

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One has arrived

Ooo you bastard

Ooo you bugger

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By *lsa-xxxWoman
over a year ago

Tetbury

Oops.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Mr loves me saying it in Swedish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am there

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I have arrived "

We’re would you like it

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I have heard:

- Oh my god!

- Wow, just wow!

- Yes, yes, Yesss!

Myself, I just grunt and hiss when I come, not really noisy and I can turn down the volume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr loves me saying it in Swedish x

What is it in Swedish?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mr loves me saying it in Swedish x

What is it in Swedish?

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yes...I bet it sounds sexy

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

The ship has docked in the harbour, oh yeah.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"I have arrived

We’re would you like it"

And then I’ll lick it off

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I once did “& their off, number four is in the lead with number six running a close second.........”

But my boys journeys have been curtailed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have heard:

- Oh my god!

- Wow, just wow!

- Yes, yes, Yesss!

Myself, I just grunt and hiss when I come, not really noisy and I can turn down the volume

Hiss like a snake?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Kerching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have arrived "

I once dated a welsh lady, who said to me (and I shit you not):

“Chick your muck up me!”

Class

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have arrived

I once dated a welsh lady, who said to me (and I shit you not):

“Chick your muck up me!”

Class

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have arrived

I once dated a welsh lady, who said to me (and I shit you not):

“Chick your muck up me!”

Class

Wtf"

Exactly.

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

you mean you havent yet..... ffs stop pissing in me and cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you mean you havent yet..... ffs stop pissing in me and cum"

Erm

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Open wide then make an aeroplane noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve jus slung me yogurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SHAZAM!"

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Pop goes the weasel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here it is.

"NOW THIS IS PODRACING!"

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By *lackpoolbeaveMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Oi oi the cannon is firing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocks Away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KAMEHAMEHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowabunga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HADOKEN!!!!

Lol streetfighter

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By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

dropped my dripping

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Aaaasssssarghhhhhh awwwwoooohhhhhh yessssssssss!!

Willthat do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am about to nut

Oops sorry for got to pull out

Contact me in 9 months time to arrange child support and weekend visits

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

I am ready to empty my balls

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By *p1234Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

That doesn't normally happen

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By *obbly2000Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Oooops

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By *awlMan
over a year ago

nr you

I’m arriving

I’ve arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm done..is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeaaaaaaaah!!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Boing!

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Si has said "in coming" as I took direct fire.

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