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"I think it the stage I probably will just find out how to join them." Nooo no! You don't want to be a Zombie! | |||
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"I have a plan, i just need to source a Samurai sword. But as was brought up in my thread on this, are they WWZ and i am legend zombies or walking dead/shaun of dead zombies?? " I dunno! Not come across them yet...This is why it's so tricky because we just don't know | |||
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"I heard these zombies were created in a lab by zombie Steve Jobs. When they are biting into your flesh they're actually injecting nanobots that will take over your brain and control your actions. You will then march into an apple factory and start building iPhones without receiving any salary for the rest of your life. " We don't need to worry about that at this point. | |||
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"Play Hollyoaks theme music in the opposite direction of where you want to go. " Thank goodness you are here Granny *Writes 'Hollyoaks music' on the plan* Now we're cooking  | |||
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"I think it the stage I probably will just find out how to join them. Nooo no! You don't want to be a Zombie! "I'm not convinced I don't, I think it's a fun walk and I quite like the makeup special effects. If I could experience it for a short time, I possibly would opt in. I've never been one for confrontation, and I could just be the slow zombie at the back instead of the humans running away | |||
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But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
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"I'm very prepared, I'm going to turn on the first day. "Noooo! I can't send you nudes if you're a Zombie, well I can I guess, but you would think I was burgers  | |||
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"Zombies get a bad rep. They aren't all bitey you know. Some like flower arranging and tai chi. "They might....I could bore them to death by talking about clouds I guess. *Talk about clouds added to plan* | |||
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"Let’s goto the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over "First round on you, I'll have a pickled egg too please | |||
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"This would be my plan.....Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? "You want a pickled egg as well? | |||
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"I'm very prepared, I'm going to turn on the first day.
Noooo! I can't send you nudes if you're a Zombie, well I can I guess, but you would think I was burgers "Either way, I drool everytime.  | |||
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down
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"I love survival games so I'm pretty confident on being high ranking in the resistance "May just have to recruit you then | |||
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"Step 2. Zombies are NOT intelligent, so ........ 1. build pit or moat and fill with treacle. 2.play hollyoaks music 3. nip down to Flame Thrower World for a coffee. 4. Buy one hand grenade per zomb. 5. Go home and place one grenade in the mouth of each zombie , avoiding any flailing arms. ( remember to pull the pins ) 6. Watch em POP one by one ...... 7. Finish off with the Free Flame Frower you got with your coffee 8. Have a bath. " Oh Granny, that is amazing *adds to plan* How about I surround *Starts shopping list* Treacle Grenades Flame thrower Might Google DIY | |||
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"This would be my plan.....Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? "Cant believe you quoted it all lol | |||
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"I've got a pick up truck, so according to an annoying radio advert, I'm all set
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"Replace my left hand with a chainsaw. Have a shotgun called my boomstick. Shades. And be cool as fuck "That's a bit dramatic | |||
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" Have you seen your average UK town? I think I've been living in one for years "Oh crikey. I'll stay away from your place then | |||
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down
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"I have my broad sword, a couple of guns and an awesome axe. I am ready "Wow! Talk about being prepared x | |||
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"Kill everyone off before the zombie apocalypse starts. No people, no zombies. " Excellent idea! *adds caustic soda and tarp to the list* Can we set things on fire please? | |||
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"Have you seen in America the drug commonly known as bathsalts? Apparently it can turn users in to inhuman cannibals. Scary stuff "I thought that stuff turned into Karens who compulsively buy 'love laugh live' wall art | |||
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"I have a cordless hedge trimmer if that's any good." Perfect *adds to list* | |||
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