FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Chesthair Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yesterday I was summoned to my local hospital to undergo some test to check that my inner mechanisms where working OK. I seemed to pass the blood pressure and weight/height obstacles with flying colours however my joy was to be short lived.

The final test involved having electrodes

stuck to my chest in order to monitor my heart function. Due to my naturally hirsute nature the nurse ended up having to shave my chest in order to get the electrodes to stick. As a result I am now left with what looks like the an hairless patch on my chest that looks like the continent of Australasia. So forum I ask you, do I;

A) Shave it all off and drive myself insane with constant itching

B)Leave it as it is, possibly hiring myself out as a human atlas?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

It'll be back to normal in a fed weeks mate......mine was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it waxed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm, furry chest: swoon!

On no account shave!!

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

it will grow back as normal and nobody will actually notice it has been shaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice, I guess I'll be rocking the 'friar tuck' look for a while

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

2 years ago I went out got hammered n woke with 3 1.5 inch circles shaved off my chest,but within a few weeks you couldn't tell.....put some miracle grow on it lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cut a patch to the same size and shape from your arse and use that to fill in said area. A bit like replacing a bit of turf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we see some photographic evidence to laugh at?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut a patch to the same size and shape from your arse and use that to fill in said area. A bit like replacing a bit of turf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we see some photographic evidence to laugh at?? lol"

Cruel lol very cruel but I second that request

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we see some photographic evidence to laugh at?? lol

Cruel lol very cruel but I second that request

Laugh away

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