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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat and 2 veg yum yum

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

should have took mums advise and learnt to cook when she offered to teach you, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

Step 1: Marmite

Step 2: Eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

Step 1: Marmite

Step 2: Eat"

Step 3: vomit

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

Step 1: Marmite

Step 2: Eat

Step 3: vomit

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

I've got something for you to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

Step 1: Marmite

Step 2: Eat

Step 3: vomit

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

I've got something for you to eat

Yum yum yum yum yum yum

Can I have my hair brush back now

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

Step 1: Marmite

Step 2: Eat

Step 3: vomit

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

I've got something for you to eat

Yum yum yum yum yum yum

Can I have my hair brush back now

I'll bring it with me, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got something for you to eat

Cool! Does it taste nice?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"I've got something for you to eat

Cool! Does it taste nice?"

well I hope so

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"I've got something for you to eat

Cool! Does it taste nice?

well I hope so

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well the rest looks tasty enough to eat lol so desert show be wonderful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

hahahahaha like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

hahahahaha like it

Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

hahahahaha like it

Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too

well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...

Or an instruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*****PERK*****

New sexual deviancy?

hmmm tell me more

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

hahahahaha like it

Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too

well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...

Or an instruction

hmmmnnn don't think it was an instruction or an invitation...was it ickle furry wuckie...hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks at full bin*

Well that looked easy on the TV

Anyone for a pub dinner?

With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.

only to show them my collection

And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.

I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book

Ohhhhh a deliah eh

I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"

hahahahaha like it

Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too

well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...

Or an instruction

hmmmnnn don't think it was an instruction or an invitation...was it ickle furry wuckie...hee hee

yer but can you imagin the scene...

there he is, getting down and dirty with some nubile female and then says

"masterchef my arse baby"

pmsl

brings a new meaning to sex and food play

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pmsl...oh I liked that one Peaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think I want to know what you lot thought 'Masterchef my arse' could be construed as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure TS can tell ya

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol"

What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol

What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi?"

Once got into trouble for sucking on a Gi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol

What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi?

Once got into trouble for sucking on a Gi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch "

the english do it sooooo well on their hols ya know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

the english do it sooooo well on their hols ya know...

haha very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch "

You know what I mean

I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

You know what I mean

I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!

Lol i know hun i just couldnt resist xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

You know what I mean

I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!

Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?

"longpig" true, honest

i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

You know what I mean

I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!

Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?

"longpig" true, honest

i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing

I DIDNT type "spitroast" honest, its my tourettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am

U like cooking urself ... ouch

You know what I mean

I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!

Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?

"longpig" true, honest

i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing

I DIDNT type "spitroast" honest, its my tourettes

who gonna turn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I have a mental image of a queue of volunteers with a "disney" type sign saying, 1hr45mins from this point???

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