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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

2 out of the 3 are easy to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 out of the 3 are easy to get

Not in Shrewsbury!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might get the sun here ?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"2 out of the 3 are easy to get

Not in Shrewsbury!"

I know I've been there the sun never shines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 out of the 3 are easy to get

Not in Shrewsbury!

I know I've been there the sun never shines."

It's been overcast all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sausage rolls. Or sausages.

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Is that going to be the title of the next song by LadBaby?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 3 sausage rolls in 3 days

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've had 3 sausage rolls in 3 days

That's naughty.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can't beat hot meat...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can wrap your sausage in some pastry for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s about as close to sex as I’m getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being Cornish you won’t get sausage rolls down ere ya get ya self a pasty meee ‘ansum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 out of the 3 are easy to get

Yea we find sausage roles really difficult to get hold of as well

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can wrap your sausage in some pastry for you

Is this the sort of pastty that end up with a bun in the oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 3 sausage rolls in 3 days

That's naughty."

I felt naughty eating 1+2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like sausage rolls. Or sausages."

How can you not like sausage rolls? Obviously never had them served right: Sausage roll, slapped between to slices of bread, lashings of brown sauce! Job done - northern style

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is out and I had a nice, homemade sausage roll yesterday. As for the sex.... chance would be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

I actually don’t like ketchup or any cold sauce at all

weirdo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like sausage rolls. Or sausages."

Pork Pie or Scotch Egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like sausage rolls. Or sausages.

Pork Pie or Scotch Egg?"

Oh come on!! Surely this is worthy of its own thread,

Don't forget to include garland pie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

Hotter the better, helps to melt the butter

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

Hotter the better, helps to melt the butter

Hell yes

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

I really want a sausage roll now ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the way Sun and Sex are being ignored and everyone is focused on the sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want a sausage roll now ..."

Would you settle for some Fabbin instead?

Done x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sun is out and I had a nice, homemade sausage roll yesterday. As for the sex.... chance would be a fine thing

Sex?sex? Nope sorry can’t remember what that is But Greggs sausage rolls ??

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"2 out of the 3 are easy to get

Not in Shrewsbury!

I know I've been there the sun never shines.

It's been overcast all week."

Get yourself over to Ironbridge

J x

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

"I really want a sausage roll now ...

Would you settle for some Fabbin instead?

Done x"

Will there be a sausage roll chaser?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

I actually don’t like ketchup or any cold sauce at all

weirdo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

Don't you judge me weirdo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

Don't you judge me weirdo

I think you need to join me cause that’s just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

Don't you judge me weirdo

I think you need to join me cause that’s just weird

Pair of weirdos

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

Don't you judge me weirdo

I think you need to join me cause that’s just weird

Pair of weirdos

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ohh I have sausage rolls

thanks for reminding me

With ketchup dirty girl

Between two slices of bread

Someone told me once about a sausage roll bap

Yes!! Now you are on board

, even a pie butty - just ask and I will put you right

Please tell me the sausage rolls are hot but how do people eat them cold

I eat them cold

Blasphemy

If needs must, it has to be done

PP, you've changed!!

No I haven't, I've always gone against the norm

I didn't know you could have hot ones

For real

Don't you judge me weirdo

I think you need to join me cause that’s just weird

Pair of weirdos

Welcome to my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

I've moved onto donuts.. No ketchup

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

No code I was hungry.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

I've moved onto donuts.. No ketchup "

Lemon drizzle and carrot cake here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

I've moved onto donuts.. No ketchup

Lemon drizzle and carrot cake here

Ketchup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

I've moved onto donuts.. No ketchup "

I'm confused. You have ketchup with your doughnuts?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

I've just had beef teriyaki

Is that code?

I've moved onto donuts.. No ketchup

Lemon drizzle and carrot cake here

Ketchup? "

If that's you kink you have ketchup on it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Oh I just need a sausage roll then now

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a sausage roll in months

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Now that is a good combination

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