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When does drinking become a problem?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is it when you can't be arsed to get off your barstool to go to the toilet?

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When you realise you have 2 hands, but only one mouth

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

When you run out of money to buy more alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you lose both your arms in a bizarre hedge trimming accident - and your local has run out of straws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its only a problen when you spill it! says me holding on tightly to a pint of cider!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

When u cant have any due to fact your working all weekend and u drive for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as ben elton once noted - when your pint to pee ratio exactly matches another guy in the bar and you repeatedly keep meeting each other in the loo....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you realise you have 2 hands, but only one mouth "

Two straws fixes that temporary glitch.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Drinking problem? What drinking problem? I drink, I get d*unk, I fall down.....Where's the problem????

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -

coincidence?? - I think not!

And I've always focussed better with one eye closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please remain seated while the bar is in motion"

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you lose both your arms in a bizarre hedge trimming accident - and your local has run out of straws! "

You beat me to it with the straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your brain not do what your body wants it to and vice versa

Oh! And when you run out of booze AND money, nothing worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you lose both your arms in a bizarre hedge trimming accident - and your local has run out of straws! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds me of a time when i was out on the piss with a mate and busting for a piss i went straight to the toilets while my mate got the next round in and just as we walked [rushed] in the singer had just finished and as i stood peeing he came in and to have a piss but cos i needed a piss asap i wasnt aware who he was! he then said to me "it wasnt too loud for you was it?" rather confused i said "no mate you can piss as loud as you want" and with that i walked out!! pmsl

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

Drinkings only a problem when you miss your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reminds me of a time when i was out on the piss with a mate and busting for a piss i went straight to the toilets while my mate got the next round in and just as we walked [rushed] in the singer had just finished and as i stood peeing he came in and to have a piss but cos i needed a piss asap i wasnt aware who he was! he then said to me "it wasnt too loud for you was it?" rather confused i said "no mate you can piss as loud as you want" and with that i walked out!! pmsl"

lol! I guess that was his ego dented

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

During half time at any Football Ground due to length of queue

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