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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a glass of ice water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a glass of ice water please "

Slice of lemon ? X

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rum and pepsi for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please "

Take the bottle and a bucket of ice xx

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please "

Large one or a bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A rum and pepsi for me please "

Ooh he’s on the rum again xx

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Take the bottle and a bucket of ice xx"

I love this bar xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the straight ladies I have my best bar man Scorchio helping out tonight too. Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rum and pepsi for me please

Ooh he’s on the rum again xx"

Have one on me xx

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Large one or a bottle?"

shame to open a bottle and waste it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A rum and pepsi for me please

Ooh he’s on the rum again xx

Have one on me xx"

I can’t drink but I’ll have a Pepsi ta love x

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Large one or a bottle? shame to open a bottle and waste it "

I'll grab you a straw too then! :P

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By *anchez1197Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Sex on the beach cocktail please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh gin and tonic with plenty of ice please!! And a nice cold pepsi for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex on the beach cocktail please "

A jug coming right up extra shots added

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please "

Oh ABC for me please, anything but Chardonnay, I e cold pinot grigio, sav blanc or Soave and a cauntro chaser please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh gin and tonic with plenty of ice please!! And a nice cold pepsi for yourself "

Slice of lime or lemon maam? Ooh thank you you’re kind x

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Large one or a bottle? shame to open a bottle and waste it

I'll grab you a straw too then! :P"

yessss!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Oh ABC for me please, anything but Chardonnay, I e cold pinot grigio, sav blanc or Soave and a cauntro chaser please"

Take your pic

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Ooh gin and tonic with plenty of ice please!! And a nice cold pepsi for yourself "

Doubles as standard in here!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x

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By *anchez1197Man
over a year ago

Horsham


"Sex on the beach cocktail please

A jug coming right up extra shots added "

Good girl, lovin your profile pic btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rum and pepsi for me please

Ooh he’s on the rum again xx

Have one on me xx

I can’t drink but I’ll have a Pepsi ta love x"

Anything for you my lovely x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Ice cold chardonnay would be lovely please

Oh ABC for me please, anything but Chardonnay, I e cold pinot grigio, sav blanc or Soave and a cauntro chaser please

Take your pic "

Oh I could get through all three so your recommendation please

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x"

Very orangey! Even added an orange umbrella for you! :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x"

Ooh fantastic choice of drink miss. I’ll have a black currant soda. X

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Miss Minx. I’d like a Jameson no ice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to have vodka & soda please, with a slice of lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have an ice cold Guinness please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have an ice cold Guinness please x"

You certainly can. give it a min to settle and I’ll bring it over x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to have vodka & soda please, with a slice of lime "

Of course double ?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Miss Minx. I’d like a Jameson no ice please."

Evening lovely lady. Coming up xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x

Ooh fantastic choice of drink miss. I’ll have a black currant soda. X "

It’s delicious thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have an ice cold Guinness please x

You certainly can. give it a min to settle and I’ll bring it over x "

I like Minxys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a glass of ice water please

Slice of lemon ? X"

Squeeze it all over please

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone


"Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx"

Is there a minimum dress code lol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx

Is there a minimum dress code lol?"

Just a smile x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone


"Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx

Is there a minimum dress code lol?

Just a smile x"

That made me smile

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

American style shit loads of crushed ice, JD and full fat please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please "

Take the bottle you’ll want to stay a while xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"American style shit loads of crushed ice, JD and full fat please. "

Coming right up xx

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please "

Only comes as a bottle Im afraid....saves on washing up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

Only comes as a bottle Im afraid....saves on washing up!"

I’ve trained you well

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"American style shit loads of crushed ice, JD and full fat please. "

Full fat caramel coloured, caffeinated, carbonated beverage please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"American style shit loads of crushed ice, JD and full fat please.

Full fat caramel coloured, caffeinated, carbonated beverage please. "

I know the one. Good call x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

Take the bottle you’ll want to stay a while xx"

Thank you

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

Only comes as a bottle Im afraid....saves on washing up!

I’ve trained you well "

Of course......great minds and all that!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

Only comes as a bottle Im afraid....saves on washing up!"

Oh my .. going to be a bit tiddly later then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you, it was just to wash my mouth! Now I can start drink seriously.

Can I have a negroni, with coffee vermouth and an extra dry gin please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thank you, it was just to wash my mouth! Now I can start drink seriously.

Can I have a negroni, with coffee vermouth and an extra dry gin please? "

Not all in the same glass I hope? X

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Good evening lovely x A glass of bubbles please

Only comes as a bottle Im afraid....saves on washing up!

Oh my .. going to be a bit tiddly later then "

That's the idea of a bar isn't it?

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Mine's a large one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine's a large one."

Large ones are standard in here.

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Mine's a large one."

Well put it away, you're distracting the customers! Now what about a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please "

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself "

What makes a pepsi cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X"

Just a few ice cubes pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky? "

Me drinking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes miss, 1/3 Campari 1/3 coffee flavored vermouth 1/3 extra dry Gin and an orange slice. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Guinness didn’t hit the sides, could I have another please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls"

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Guinness didn’t hit the sides, could I have another please? "

You can indeed xx

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky?

Me drinking it. "

Or "accidentally" spilling it down yourself......again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky?

Me drinking it.

Or "accidentally" spilling it down yourself......again!!"

Only coz you want to lick it off!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes miss, 1/3 Campari 1/3 coffee flavored vermouth 1/3 extra dry Gin and an orange slice. Trust me"

Sounds awful but whatever floats your boat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Guinness didn’t hit the sides, could I have another please?

You can indeed xx"

Nuts?

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky?

Me drinking it.

Or "accidentally" spilling it down yourself......again!!

Only coz you want to lick it off!! X"

Why waste good Pepsi for that when I could do that anyway? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Guinness didn’t hit the sides, could I have another please?

You can indeed xx

Nuts? "

Between your legs? Or the edible kind? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X"

On the lips or cheek to cheek? Either is good just need to visualise it.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky? "

Served with a cheeky smile/kiss?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Blue caracoa and lemonade

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I'll have a gin and lemonade please sunshine and a cheeky pepsi for yourself

What makes a pepsi cheeky?

Served with a cheeky smile/kiss? "

That's standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue caracoa and lemonade "

Ooh add a shot of Malibu trust me you’ll like it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X

On the lips or cheek to cheek? Either is good just need to visualise it. "

Lips. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Guinness didn’t hit the sides, could I have another please?

You can indeed xx

Nuts?

Between your legs? Or the edible kind? X"

What do you prefer sexy barmaid? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something strong to drown my sorrows in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X

On the lips or cheek to cheek? Either is good just need to visualise it.

Lips. Xx"

Perfect did you mind that I lingered in the moment? X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x

Very orangey! Even added an orange umbrella for you! :P"

Nice umbrella thanks

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Could I have an Aperol with FT spiced orange ginger ale, loads of ice orange slice please!

And whatever you’re having x

Very orangey! Even added an orange umbrella for you! :P

Nice umbrella thanks "

Aim to please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X

On the lips or cheek to cheek? Either is good just need to visualise it.

Lips. Xx

Perfect did you mind that I lingered in the moment? X"

No not at all I felt that warm tongue x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something strong to drown my sorrows in please "

Oh dear. Double vodka coming up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something strong to drown my sorrows in please

Oh dear. Double vodka coming up x"

I'm not good with vodka better make it something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something strong to drown my sorrows in please

Oh dear. Double vodka coming up x

I'm not good with vodka better make it something else "

Hmmmm whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow didn't know this was one of these type of places? With such aesthetically pleasing staff too.

Frozen vodka with fresh orange please

Good call. Slice of orange too? X

Just a few ice cubes pls

They’re passed via a kiss is that ok?? X

On the lips or cheek to cheek? Either is good just need to visualise it.

Lips. Xx

Perfect did you mind that I lingered in the moment? X

No not at all I felt that warm tongue x"

Really suprised as my mouth has become dry and saliva has thinkend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How’s everyone’s drinks?

Club classics playing again

Air con on!

Let’s have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something strong to drown my sorrows in please

Oh dear. Double vodka coming up x

I'm not good with vodka better make it something else

Hmmmm whiskey "

Ok and leave the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them! "

You can have whatever you like in minxys bar we make dreams come true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them!

You can have whatever you like in minxys bar we make dreams come true x"

Ideal....can I motorboat your boobs too if that's the case?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them!

You can have whatever you like in minxys bar we make dreams come true x

Ideal....can I motorboat your boobs too if that's the case? "

Ask scorchio he doubles up as my security.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them! "

Hahaha did you put them on your shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a triple shot of cum please babestation

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Can I have a bottle of Grolsch please and let me pop the swing top lid. Jesus I miss them!

You can have whatever you like in minxys bar we make dreams come true x

Ideal....can I motorboat your boobs too if that's the case?

Ask scorchio he doubles up as my security. "

Give the people what they want, that's my view! (Unless you don't want him too, then I'll stop it!) Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give me a triple shot of cum please babestation "

Mmmm your own ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon "

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink "

Can I put my tits there too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too"

What tits lol? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a single malt whiskey with a dash of water and ice please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a single malt whiskey with a dash of water and ice please? "

You certainly can. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot?? "

Are you trying to get us d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot??

Are you trying to get us d*unk? "

Would I ever!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot?? "

I'll take 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot??

I'll take 4"

4 tequila coming up. Lemon and salt on the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot??

I'll take 4

4 tequila coming up. Lemon and salt on the bar. "

Don't need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X"

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x "

Thank you, I need it for sure

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could I have an Aperol refill please Minxy?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot?? "

A bang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video "

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quiet tonight... still only early.

Anyone for a shot??

A bang? "

Hahaha well if we drink more that might happen later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I have an Appletise.... Just done a 5k walk and got bloody soaked xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x"

So you dont wanna motoroboat me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have an Aperol refill please Minxy?"

For you darling anything x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can I have an Appletise.... Just done a 5k walk and got bloody soaked xx"

Oh bless you, you certainly can my angel x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure "

Awwwhh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

So you dont wanna motoroboat me"

My mouth would be other places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure

Awwwhh xx"

Yeah I'm just a bit down tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

So you dont wanna motoroboat me

My mouth would be other places "

I found out I like my nipples sucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure

Awwwhh xx

Yeah I'm just a bit down tonight "

Turn that frown upside down. Get naked and join us in the bar and have fun x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

So you dont wanna motoroboat me

My mouth would be other places

I found out I like my nipples sucked "

Oooh me too. You do mine I’ll do yours haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

So you dont wanna motoroboat me

My mouth would be other places

I found out I like my nipples sucked

Oooh me too. You do mine I’ll do yours haha "

Can I pour rum down you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have 2 cocktails please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x"

How about a banana milf shake

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x"

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

May I have a glass of ice water for refreshment and a GT please? And sorry for being late, I just had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure

Awwwhh xx

Yeah I'm just a bit down tonight

Turn that frown upside down. Get naked and join us in the bar and have fun x x"

I'm already naked , just need some drinks and forget about some things xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have a glass of ice water for refreshment and a GT please? And sorry for being late, I just had a shower "

You certainly can! Ice and slice in both? Clothing is optional xz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue then these boobs need motor boating apparently... the best one gets a free drink

Can I put my tits there too

What tits lol? X

Have you seen my tit bounce in that helicopter video

Totally just looked that’s flexing your pecs different to my boobs x

So you dont wanna motoroboat me

My mouth would be other places

I found out I like my nipples sucked

Oooh me too. You do mine I’ll do yours haha

Can I pour rum down you "

If you ask nicely.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

May I have a gin n tonic please? Home measure if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure

Awwwhh xx

Yeah I'm just a bit down tonight

Turn that frown upside down. Get naked and join us in the bar and have fun x x

I'm already naked , just need some drinks and forget about some things xx"

Awwh get over here and have a big busty Minxy hug xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have a gin n tonic please? Home measure if I may "

You can xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have 2 cocktails please.."

Yep xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x"

I believe my bar man has you sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have another rum and Pepsi please , with ice and a slice of lemon

Yes you may you asked so nicely x

Thank you, I need it for sure

Awwwhh xx

Yeah I'm just a bit down tonight

Turn that frown upside down. Get naked and join us in the bar and have fun x x

I'm already naked , just need some drinks and forget about some things xx

Awwh get over here and have a big busty Minxy hug xx"

I'd love one xx

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"May I have a gin n tonic please? Home measure if I may

You can xx"

Thank you. This is my kinda bar!

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Malibu and please x "

and???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I have a gin n tonic please? Home measure if I may

You can xx

Thank you. This is my kinda bar! "

It’s the bar of dreams. Clothing optional. Music , poles for those who fancy it whatever else you can imagine it’s a swingers paradise.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"May I have a gin n tonic please? Home measure if I may

You can xx

Thank you. This is my kinda bar!

It’s the bar of dreams. Clothing optional. Music , poles for those who fancy it whatever else you can imagine it’s a swingers paradise. "

My idea of heaven

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Cold white wine please. Make it large.x

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Cold white wine please. Make it large.x"

Comes by the bottle I'm afraid....oh dear, what a shame, nevermind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything as long as it’s strong. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz"

Fancy seeing you here xxx

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London


"May I have a glass of ice water for refreshment and a GT please? And sorry for being late, I just had a shower

You certainly can! Ice and slice in both? Clothing is optional xz"

Yes, slice and ice in both. And if clothing is optional let me just grab a towel and undress, it is really hot today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

Fancy seeing you here xxx"

Hehe I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything as long as it’s strong. x"

Double rum? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

Fancy seeing you here xxx

Hehe I know "

Mind if I join you for a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

Fancy seeing you here xxx

Hehe I know

Mind if I join you for a drink "

Of course I don't, pull up a seat.

Minx is there any nipples on offer .... Dammit I meant nib...sod it go with nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x"

Oh okay , I shall have a look now xx

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By *er_edes60Man
over a year ago

waterford


"Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx"

it’s that time of the week again looking forward to it. Bring on the tunes ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

Fancy seeing you here xxx

Hehe I know

Mind if I join you for a drink

Of course I don't, pull up a seat.

Minx is there any nipples on offer .... Dammit I meant nib...sod it go with nipples "

Yeah my left one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well well well you hot horny bunch. Can you believe it’s been a week? Time to grab a seat at your favourite bar and enjoy a cold drink or 3. Clothing optional.

Minxys on meds so can’t drink tonight mines a Pepsi. But let me know what you’re having including me

Xx it’s that time of the week again looking forward to it. Bring on the tunes ??"

Club classics til 10pm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's going down a treat thank you Minxy xxz

Fancy seeing you here xxx

Hehe I know

Mind if I join you for a drink

Of course I don't, pull up a seat.

Minx is there any nipples on offer .... Dammit I meant nib...sod it go with nipples

Yeah my left one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x

Oh okay , I shall have a look now xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

How about a banana milf shake"

Ooh I like it, yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x

Oh okay , I shall have a look now xx

"

Thank you so much , except I dont know how to use it * facepalm *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!"

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x"

Ive just shifted a full barrel on my own....is that strong enough for you?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Can I settle my bill now please Minxsy, tired and need to go home.

Thanks for listening to an old d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Can I settle my bill now please Minxsy, tired and need to go home.

Thanks for listening to an old d*unk"

Bless you get home

Safe. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x

Ive just shifted a full barrel on my own....is that strong enough for you?"

No but it was fun watching you heheh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x

Oh okay , I shall have a look now xx

Thank you so much , except I dont know how to use it * facepalm * "

Click on your account then the banner where it says become a site supporter select the text option then enter the code I sent

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By *corchio5Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x

Ive just shifted a full barrel on my own....is that strong enough for you?

No but it was fun watching you heheh x "

I was hoping youd "lend a hand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x

Ive just shifted a full barrel on my own....is that strong enough for you?

No but it was fun watching you heheh x "

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donut check your messages there’s something from me and a friend x x

Oh okay , I shall have a look now xx

Thank you so much , except I dont know how to use it * facepalm *

Click on your account then the banner where it says become a site supporter select the text option then enter the code I sent "

Ahh right I see , I shall do that now , thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont fancy alcohol but would love a really cold banana milkshake please

Her x

Not normally allowed, but I can bend the rules for you!

Aww thank you, maybe later I will be ready for something stronger x

Ive just shifted a full barrel on my own....is that strong enough for you?

No but it was fun watching you heheh x

I was hoping youd "lend a hand""

What I want to know is does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Her x

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