FabSwingers.com forum: Tell someone they stink

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erect Jim...

You stink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erect Jim...

You stink!"

Sam tender. You stink more than a very stinky thing, that stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LaceyRed you stink of fart!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hippychick you don’t half honk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, you are SMELLY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon butter cream you smell terrible

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique is smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam tender you stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo, you're a smelly bastard.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vine, you smell like a hippos bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vine, you smell like a hippos bum

Flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LaceyRed you stink of fart!!"

Lemonbuttercream you stink. Have you gone rancid?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Martyn you smell like the sewage tank

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

NotSoPosh you smell of wee and poo!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Drink_Me, you smell like wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat."

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Lemon butter cream,

Excuse me while I blaspheme,

But holy Jesus,

You smell like penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magneto you stink like wet dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lemon stink hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Henriette.

You need some soap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Halo and hippy... you’re whiffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat."

Offffffttttt poetry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh you smell of wee and poo! "

Someone wasn't listening when I said 2 out of 3 Ps are a hard no!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"magneto you stink like wet dog

Yes I am a sweaty mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Busty _elle x

You stink

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Some one tell me I'm smelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some one tell me I'm smelly "

You stink!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Some one tell me I'm smelly

You stink!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen you stink like a dirty sewer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you stink like a dirty sewer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yvaine - you reek of marzipan.

What have you been doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

away and wash your feet

stankin ass

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon butter cream,

Excuse me while I blaspheme,

But holy Jesus,

You smell like penis. "

Oh shit I've been busted!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 07/08/20 17:37:13]"

Take that back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"away and wash your feet

stankin ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

A rose that has been in the compost for a few weeks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santander you smell like chicken strips!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SamTender*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon butter cream,

Excuse me while I blaspheme,

But holy Jesus,

You smell like penis.

Oh shit I've been busted! "

Lemonbutter

This one's better

As we know

You stink of feta

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Santander you smell like chicken strips!!"

. I can guess where you bank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estragon you smell like the mould on my vagina!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Sam man, you smell of vinegar and old biscuit tins.. Whats going on?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Vine.. Do I detect a hint of meths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estragon you smell like the mould on my vagina! "

Has it been that long?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!"

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Meli.. You proper geet whiff of eggy boffy foist guff

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death. "

Oooooooooof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death. "

There was a girl

Whose name was Meli

And all the guys

Thought she was smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death. "

This has escalated

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death. "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"magneto you stink like wet dog

Yes I am a sweaty mess.

I'm getting a sour breeze of stale inbetween the toe bleng

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Annabelle I think you might have stepped in something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

Whoa ..... you totally fucking reek x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, you smell as ripe as maggoty meat, left out in this heat.

Meli I can sell thee from here. Stinky!

And here I was thinking I was a hard sell.

P, you don't just smell of asparagus wee. There's a strong odour of beer breath and the stench of curdled milk and death. "

Meli, I can see the rotted ferret tucked into your bra (something to snack on later?). And I know you've been washing in last nights vomit - you've got bits of carrot and sweetcorn in your hair. Did I mention the miasma emanating from under your skirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Freya73

Smells like clotted wee

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Hippy, you seem to be eminating a putrid parfum of fetid corpse under boob! You ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a young lady named _eli

Who once took a shit in a wellie

The process was bad

It belonged to her dad

But still her feet are more smelly

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Freya73

Smells like clotted wee"

Why is this ticking me so much??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Estragon is actually a fragrance by dog shit

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Freya I think something must have crawled up your bum and died, you stink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freya73

Smells like clotted wee

Why is this ticking me so much?? "

It’s because you’re so Nike

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

Whoa ..... you totally fucking reek x"

Whoa........you smell like your last lay....rotting flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

Whoa ..... you totally fucking reek x

Whoa........you smell like your last lay....rotting flesh

yes he was a little lifeless

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

Whoa ..... you totally fucking reek x

Whoa........you smell like your last lay....rotting flesh

yes he was a little lifeless "

JennieTV is meant to be a she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all reek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora the Explorer smells like 1000 sewer rats crawled into her vagina and died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estragon is actually a fragrance by dog shit"

It's quite pungent. Stings the nostrils.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You all reek."

Put that fart box away!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estragon is actually a fragrance by dog shit

It's quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. "

You’re my sex

Panther

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Benny wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benny wood

Stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estragon is actually a fragrance by dog shit

It's quite pungent. Stings the nostrils.

You’re my sex

Panther "

60% of the time it works - every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabulous and bearded

Smells like roses.

Every time.

I can’t afford the hate mail!

(He fucking stinks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all reek.

Put that fart box away!!!

Make me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just farted.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle I think you might have stepped in something! "

Side stepped it but tbf I have sat in an office with no air con all day,so I may be a bit ripe!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The stench emminating from this thread is starting to stink up the threads next to it and the whole forum.

So get in a massive, joint shower please, don't forget to scrub the next person's back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rugby does mfm

Yep.

They both stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny wood

Stinks"

Of biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You all reek.

Put that fart box away!!!

Make me."

*removes leather belt from faux leather trousers *

You’re gonna regret that, boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous and bearded

Smells like roses.

Every time.

I can’t afford the hate mail!

(He fucking stinks)"

It's sickens me

How F&B

Makes girls sex wee

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That Gobbychick honks and she loves using her fart pipe on sweaty cracks

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Benny wood

Stinks

Of biscuits."

And piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Estella =

Nose blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wish mr bants...

Would change his pants.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Henriette, your pics show you in the bath but you stink....phewweeeee

Whoa ..... you totally fucking reek x"

Whoa Jennie, the stench coming from your direction is like the heavy death cheese you'd find between a zombies flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all reek.

Put that fart box away!!!

Make me.

*removes leather belt from faux leather trousers *

You’re gonna regret that, boy!"

I'm doing the

emoji to pretend I'm not turned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny wood

Stinks

Of biscuits.

And piss "

You smell like sausage and egg McMuffins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny wood

Stinks

Of biscuits.

And piss "

Well here's the news Malcolm - I will not eat the pissy biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone you stink

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Nora the Explorer smells like 1000 sewer rats crawled into her vagina and died"

Mr Bants, a hundred dead cats is the reek comin from your foul mouldy pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora the Explorer smells like 1000 sewer rats crawled into her vagina and died

Mr Bants, a hundred dead cats is the reek comin from your foul mouldy pants"

Freya you stink of vanilla and innocence

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Estragon you smell worse than my stinky trainers, I've left in the boot of my car since the beginning of lockdown buzzing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP you smell of baking flour icing sugar and marzipan and i find it wildly atrractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estragon you smell worse than my stinky trainers, I've left in the boot of my car since the beginning of lockdown buzzing. "

My dear Frida

You do need a

Mop Vileda

(cheeky bleeder)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkingtaff you stink of sunshine and fresh linen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Febreezed by poster at 07/08/20 19:16:57]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ErectJim you stink of sowsij!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Febreezed by poster at 07/08/20 19:16:57]"

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Nora the Explorer smells like 1000 sewer rats crawled into her vagina and died

Mr Bants, a hundred dead cats is the reek comin from your foul mouldy pants

Freya you stink of vanilla and innocence "

How little you know

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Erect jim..you have the stench of a rotting chicken carcus, Left in a wheelie bin in the summer heat!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Estragon you smell worse than my stinky trainers, I've left in the boot of my car since the beginning of lockdown buzzing.

My dear Frida

You do need a

Mop Vileda

(cheeky bleeder) "

No amount of showering will get rid of the eau de toilette estragon. It's a heady mix of stinky trainers and vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ErectJim you stink of sowsij!"

Up yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erect jim..you have the stench of a rotting chicken carcus, Left in a wheelie bin in the summer heat!"

Wheelie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estragon you smell worse than my stinky trainers, I've left in the boot of my car since the beginning of lockdown buzzing.

My dear Frida

You do need a

Mop Vileda

(cheeky bleeder)

No amount of showering will get rid of the eau de toilette estragon. It's a heady mix of stinky trainers and vomit "

Takes me back to my youth x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Vine.. you have the stench of being stuck in a room, windows shut and freshly laid cat dung heavy in the air!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anabelle21

You hum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Erect jim..you have the stench of a rotting chicken carcus, Left in a wheelie bin in the summer heat!

Wheelie?"

Yes wheelie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maryfuckingpoppins

Have a look in your bag and spray something before you come in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkingtaff you stink of sunshine and fresh linen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream you stink of rainbows and loveliness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Queen leviosa

It’s the stench off of your feet that keeps you airborne!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walkingtaff

Change your socks!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anabelle21

You hum"

And that's just from the flies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Louanna jo

Please do the shake and vag and put the freshness back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tuberose... your odour stings my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That smell is out of date ham...

Oh no.

It’s Gemini man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

Oi Oi Sam I smell just fine! Cheeky bugger

You smell of sprouts and broccoli

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Sam Tender you are as pungent as the rotting flesh of the walking dead.

Was that too harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

Oi Oi Sam I smell just fine! Cheeky bugger

You smell of sprouts and broccoli

I do like sprouts.

Never broccoli though.

Don’t tell fibs stinky!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sam Tender you are as pungent as the rotting flesh of the walking dead.

Was that too harsh

You sure that’s not your breath?

Try holding your breath and sniffing...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sam Tender you are as pungent as the rotting flesh of the walking dead.

Was that too harsh

You sure that’s not your breath?

Try holding your breath and sniffing...

Minty fresh I am Sam! It's definitely coming from your way!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Estragon you smell worse than my stinky trainers, I've left in the boot of my car since the beginning of lockdown buzzing.

My dear Frida

You do need a

Mop Vileda

(cheeky bleeder)

No amount of showering will get rid of the eau de toilette estragon. It's a heady mix of stinky trainers and vomit

Takes me back to my youth x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sam Tender you are as pungent as the rotting flesh of the walking dead.

Was that too harsh

You sure that’s not your breath?

Try holding your breath and sniffing...

Minty fresh I am Sam! It's definitely coming from your way!"

It could be these meat samosas I got from nicecouple561... they stink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

Oi Oi Sam I smell just fine! Cheeky bugger

You smell of sprouts and broccoli

I do like sprouts.

Never broccoli though.

Don’t tell fibs stinky!!!"

fine you smell like rotten eggs or vomit then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Testarossa...

Stinks like oil and rubber

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sam Tender you are as pungent as the rotting flesh of the walking dead.

Was that too harsh

You sure that’s not your breath?

Try holding your breath and sniffing...

Minty fresh I am Sam! It's definitely coming from your way!

It could be these meat samosas I got from nicecouple561... they stink!"

Not such a nice couple afterall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

Oi Oi Sam I smell just fine! Cheeky bugger

You smell of sprouts and broccoli

I do like sprouts.

Never broccoli though.

Don’t tell fibs stinky!!!

fine you smell like rotten eggs or vomit then!

You’re confused.

Here, have some sure for women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok

Everyone smells fine.

It was sexy brunette the whole time

Oi Oi Sam I smell just fine! Cheeky bugger

You smell of sprouts and broccoli

I do like sprouts.

Never broccoli though.

Don’t tell fibs stinky!!!

fine you smell like rotten eggs or vomit then!

You’re confused.

Here, have some sure for women

Sam we can fall out tha knows!

You smell like wet dog and cooked cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening private parts you stink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sandy beach... stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s that smell?

It’s grammar crumpets cardigan.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Vine.. you have the stench of being stuck in a room, windows shut and freshly laid cat dung heavy in the air!"

It’s my signature fragrance, because I’m worth it!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Vine.. you have the stench of being stuck in a room, windows shut and freshly laid cat dung heavy in the air!

It’s my signature fragrance, because I’m worth it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuberose... your odour stings my nose"

Sam Tender my sensitive nose offender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh."

How very dare you

Estragon you smell like a week old road kill of komodo dragon;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh.

How very dare you

Estragon you smell like a week old road kill of komodo dragon;-)"

Just a week old?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh.

How very dare you

Estragon you smell like a week old road kill of komodo dragon;-)

Just a week old?

Ripe enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh.

How very dare you

Estragon you smell like a week old road kill of komodo dragon;-)

Just a week old?

Ripe enough

You're telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C.mon you all know I smell of Roses! But some of you well

Roses really stink of poo-ooo-ooo-ooh.

How very dare you

Estragon you smell like a week old road kill of komodo dragon;-)

Just a week old?

Ripe enough

You're telling me

I can inspect closer if needed before final verdict!

sacrifices are needed sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Lemonbuttercream, your fanny smells...delightful, lapping you labia. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LBC, your dehhhhtti poo milkshake brings all the flies to try yard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh eww don't tell me I smell yucky

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh eww don't tell me I smell yucky

Her x"

I thought I could smell someone in Swansea today

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

Rubbing up against you now that sounds good. I best give you a golden shower first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

Rubbing up against you now that sounds good. I best give you a golden shower first

Don't call me chicken! I'm an unshockable smelly little PERVERT....!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

Rubbing up against you now that sounds good. I best give you a golden shower first

Don't call me chicken! I'm an unshockable smelly little PERVERT....!

Wash your mouth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

Rubbing up against you now that sounds good. I best give you a golden shower first

Don't call me chicken! I'm an unshockable smelly little PERVERT....!

Wash your mouth out

Make me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh eww don't tell me I smell yucky

Her x

I thought I could smell someone in Swansea today

I have actually been stinky today as I have run 5 miles this morning and walked 5 miles this evening... eww

Her x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"* walks in, sniffs all you smelly cunts, sprays you all with love, remembers my face mask, walks out.... *

Nippy that you ca walk away but that smell is gonna follow you...you're gonna smell like you've been sprayed by a skunk!!

That might be so, but you'd still want to rub up against me to make yourself smell better Anabelle....

Rubbing up against you now that sounds good. I best give you a golden shower first

Don't call me chicken! I'm an unshockable smelly little PERVERT....!

Wash your mouth out

Make me!"

That time will come...don't worry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole forum stinks

Did someone sew some prawns into the curtains and turn the heating up

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Who would do something so dastardly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would do something so dastardly

I blame Sam Tender, he started this thread

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Who would do something so dastardly

I blame Sam Tender, he started this thread

Yes.. it well and truly.on his shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would do something so dastardly

I blame Sam Tender, he started this thread

Yes.. it well and truly.on his shoulders.

He who smelt it dealt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would do something so dastardly

I blame Sam Tender, he started this thread

Yes.. it well and truly.on his shoulders.

He who smelt it dealt it

HC"

That must be it! Looking to blame someone eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would do something so dastardly

I blame Sam Tender, he started this thread

Yes.. it well and truly.on his shoulders.

He who smelt it dealt it

That must be it! Looking to blame someone eh?

Well they also say they who denied it supplied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy I'm in my bed and I can smell your penis from here! Please stop masturbating with boiled eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy I'm in my bed and I can smell your penis from here! Please stop masturbating with boiled eggs."

He told me he was using Apple pie with off cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy I'm in my bed and I can smell your penis from here! Please stop masturbating with boiled eggs.

He told me he was using Apple pie with off cream

I think Nippy is the stinkiest of them all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been revolting

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think you all need a bath

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