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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All knobs are ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know mine is.

Been so long since i have seen another i cant comment

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nah, some knobs are really hot. They just have that special knob quality, you know the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah fair one. They're angry looking little bastards aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, some knobs are really hot."

Sexy knobs do exist. They are out there.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

No, some are quite appealing! But others look like naked mole rats.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nah, some knobs are really hot. They just have that special knob quality, you know the one."

Just cos they are better looking ..... tskkkkk...

They are just the best lookin' of all the uglies.......

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Nuh-uh. Some are beautiful and majestic, like mine.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Mines had a fair few compliments

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"All knobs are ugly "

The one on my lounge door is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no I couldn't admit to that statement. Some are ugly but then some are quite simply mouth wateringly sexy.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly "
...well not all ive just changed the shitty plastic ones on my chest of drawers and replaced with wooden ones... they look much better x

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4


"All knobs are ugly "

I do believe some are better looking than others and whether they are trimmed and streamlined or like a forestry commission, it all makes all a difference

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly ...well not all ive just changed the shitty plastic ones on my chest of drawers and replaced with wooden ones... they look much better x"

I was knob gazing this afternoon .....

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Nah, some knobs are really hot. They just have that special knob quality, you know the one.

Just cos they are better looking ..... tskkkkk...

They are just the best lookin' of all the uglies.......

"

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brilliant

I beg to differ though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nah, some knobs are really hot. They just have that special knob quality, you know the one.

Just cos they are better looking ..... tskkkkk...

They are just the best lookin' of all the uglies.......

.

brilliant

I beg to differ though "

Im gonna have a little peep at yours.

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By *quarerootMan
over a year ago

Helston


"Mines had a fair few compliments"

That is nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly ...well not all ive just changed the shitty plastic ones on my chest of drawers and replaced with wooden ones... they look much better x

I was knob gazing this afternoon ....."

Nothing beats a knib grazing session

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly ...well not all ive just changed the shitty plastic ones on my chest of drawers and replaced with wooden ones... they look much better x

I was knob gazing this afternoon .....

Nothing beats a knib grazing session "

you been drinkin ?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

U do see the odd nice one and love a nice pair of balls ! Expect they all hung down at mo with heat! Now that is unappealing love nice tight nuts x

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By *rAdventurousJayMan
over a year ago

Kent

HAHA

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"HAHA"

Well paint that yellow and call it a banana ! pretty.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

There a few nice ones in hotpics today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines had a fair few complaints"

Better watch out for thus one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly "

They are.

Which begs the question... why do you want it so much grammar?

In your pussy

In your mouth

Betwix your tits

Rubbing around your mouth

Spunking in your arse

Just nudging at your pussy lips

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are gross, some are very nice.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Mine is probably ugly, compared to some others on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nuh-uh. Some are beautiful and majestic, like mine. "

Prove it...

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"Nuh-uh. Some are beautiful and majestic, like mine.

Prove it... "

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is probably ugly, compared to some others on this site "

I’m Surrey.

Don’t compare to mine and you’ll be fine dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I love them

HC

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mines quite handsome

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If you say so

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Some are ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some look like they've popped out of John hurts stomach

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Mines had a fair few compliments"

Stick it thru ma letter box and I'll rate it out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines had a fair few compliments

Stick it thru ma letter box and I'll nosh it without my dentures "

On my way!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mines so sexy i dare only let it out on certain occasions.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I saw a very nice one today. I commented on how pretty it was.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

#notallknobs

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I saw a very nice one today. I commented on how pretty it was. "

I updated my linked in status after that!

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By *ovelock4Man
over a year ago

Croydon

What makes a cock more appealing to look at?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What makes a cock more appealing to look at? "

Knowing these women - cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly "

Really not cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s been called pretty. I still don’t know what makes a knob pretty though.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I personally think some are very pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally think some are very pretty "

And you haven’t seen mine yet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Mines had a fair few compliments

Stick it thru ma letter box and I'll nosh it without my dentures

On my way!"

Oi, I may be a fossil, but I've still got all ma own teeth ya know!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have a very pretty knob granny. Would you like me to send it to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines is fucking stunning

what a knob

my door looks excellent

not as good as the one in my pants though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I don’t agree I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, some knobs are really hot. They just have that special knob quality, you know the one."

Think mine is a pretty nice looking cock as it goes lol

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"All knobs are ugly "

Nope. Ain’t no sweeter sight than watching said knob parting juicy pink lips and disappearing repeatedly into welcoming pussy... and seeing shaft/condom glisten with p*ssy juice every time you withdraw...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Are we talking door knobs? I like the ones shaped like lions heads

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"All knobs are ugly "

I dunno granny, I’ve just spotted Sam’s new pic and that one looks quite alright to me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

They are.

Which begs the question... why do you want it so much grammar?

In your pussy

In your mouth

Betwix your tits

Rubbing around your mouth

Spunking in your arse

Just nudging at your pussy lips

???"

Cos they fizzle me foof..... !

The mushroom ones , the banana ones, the fat ones.......

Gotta love the ugly buggers......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Mines had a fair few compliments

Stick it thru ma letter box and I'll rate it out of 10 "

oooooo I was thinking of you yesterday.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool "

It really is

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

I dunno granny, I’ve just spotted Sam’s new pic and that one looks quite alright to me "

Well I'll have a look at that wee thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

That would be incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is"

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me"

Yes , Yes, it really is. Uhmmmmmmm have you recently created an award winning piece of door furniture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me

Yes , Yes, it really is. Uhmmmmmmm have you recently created an award winning piece of door furniture?"

No, it really isn’t, are you being Deliberately obtuse ? Oh, your last comment, only you know what that means, but nice distraction Tactic from your original point.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me

Yes , Yes, it really is. Uhmmmmmmm have you recently created an award winning piece of door furniture?

No, it really isn’t, are you being Deliberately obtuse ? Oh, your last comment, only you know what that means, but nice distraction Tactic from your original point."

Yes it really is. No im not. It's not only me that knows that door furniture is knobs, handles, locks etc........ it's not something I made up ... soooooooooo wasn't a distraction or a tactic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me

Yes , Yes, it really is. Uhmmmmmmm have you recently created an award winning piece of door furniture?

No, it really isn’t, are you being Deliberately obtuse ? Oh, your last comment, only you know what that means, but nice distraction Tactic from your original point.

Yes it really is. No im not. It's not only me that knows that door furniture is knobs, handles, locks etc........ it's not something I made up ... soooooooooo wasn't a distraction or a tactic.

"

Oh, you’re trying to make out you were talking about door handles now, cause you realise it wasn’t cool after all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

Really not cool

It really is

No, no, it really isn’t. Have a think why it isn’t, then come back to me

Yes , Yes, it really is. Uhmmmmmmm have you recently created an award winning piece of door furniture?

No, it really isn’t, are you being Deliberately obtuse ? Oh, your last comment, only you know what that means, but nice distraction Tactic from your original point.

Yes it really is. No im not. It's not only me that knows that door furniture is knobs, handles, locks etc........ it's not something I made up ... soooooooooo wasn't a distraction or a tactic.

Oh, you’re trying to make out you were talking about door handles now, cause you realise it wasn’t cool after all"

No. Not at all.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I meant knobs , dicks, cocks, peni.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Disagree.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Disagree. "

Good I take it you mean your own ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant knobs , dicks, cocks, peni.....

"

Totally not cool then, but if you can’t see the problem with saying it, then I can’t be bothered to try and educate You

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I meant knobs , dicks, cocks, peni.....

Totally not cool then, but if you can’t see the problem with saying it, then I can’t be bothered to try and educate You "

Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by man with pretty knob at 08/08/20 09:57:57]"

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"I meant knobs , dicks, cocks, peni.....

"

For every 10 cock pictures I perv at there’s maybe 2 nice looking ones .So I have to sort of agree with you ..

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I like them silky, velvet smooth, but rock hard...

Not looking like Cyril Sneer from the Raccoons...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've always found them comical. Even the pleasing ones. It's all good fun

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Quite honestly I’m perfectly happy with mine, and I’ve had a several compliments. But it’s all subjective I guess.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Quite honestly I’m perfectly happy with mine, and I’ve had a several compliments. But it’s all subjective I guess. "

If your happy , who else matters

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I went for a peek. Can't decide between self raising or chocolate treat !

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By *entcouple69Couple
over a year ago

London/Kent


"All knobs are ugly ...well not all ive just changed the shitty plastic ones on my chest of drawers and replaced with wooden ones... they look much better x

I was knob gazing this afternoon ....."

This post was just ripe for a good old game of innuendo bingo!

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

mine's not big but its cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always found them comical. Even the pleasing ones. It's all good fun "

When was the last time you touched one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant knobs , dicks, cocks, peni.....

Totally not cool then, but if you can’t see the problem with saying it, then I can’t be bothered to try and educate You "

You need to lighten up ffs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've always found them comical. Even the pleasing ones. It's all good fun

When was the last time you touched one? "

Last Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always found them comical. Even the pleasing ones. It's all good fun

When was the last time you touched one?

Last Saturday "

Really? Why the sad face haha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cos it's usually more often

At least twice a week but ...... at least there's tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos it's usually more often

At least twice a week but ...... at least there's tonight "

Hussy

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By *ffit101Man
over a year ago

Cork and West Cork


"All knobs are ugly "

If you kiss it, it turns into a prince

Or something like that...I can't quite remember how the story goes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"All knobs are ugly

If you kiss it, it turns into a prince

Or something like that...I can't quite remember how the story goes "

Now that's funny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cos it's usually more often

At least twice a week but ...... at least there's tonight

Hussy"

Man Whore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them silky, velvet smooth, but rock hard...

Not looking like Cyril Sneer from the Raccoons... "

How does one get a silky penis? Asking for a friend

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Most are but I have seen a few good ones and maybe I'm just being bias but my husband has a very pretty cock but ill let you judge for yourselves

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I like them silky, velvet smooth, but rock hard...

Not looking like Cyril Sneer from the Raccoons...

How does one get a silky penis? Asking for a friend "

... send your "friend" for assessment

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Disagree.

Good I take it you mean your own ?"

Yes

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mine has been called "Pretty" before. I hope that's a good thing

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Some are beautiful and it is lust at first site.x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I think mine is nice .. long,thick,large cut head And nice to hold .. if I said I was big headed , would that be true ?

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"All knobs are ugly "

Mines certainly no oil painting!? ????

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