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By *on_h34 OP   Man
over a year ago

Warrington

As usual with the warm weather and bright mornings I was up and about quite early this morning. I thought I'd get some housework done while Mrs H was still in bed so I put the washing machine on. We are both often naked around the house, especially when we have nice warm weather, and with the laundry done I pegged some items on the line in the back garden. The garden is fairly well shielded from view with hedges and trees and the only window that has any view is from my next door neighbours upstairs bedroom window. My neighbour is a single lady in her forties and very attractive. So I didn't think twice about venturing outside and into the garden. I'm often naked in the garden and I'm sure I've been spotted by her on a few occasions but it's never been an issue and never been mentioned.

Now, I don't know about you but I hate drying towels on the line as they always dry really hard. I much prefer the fluffy towels you get from the drier. Our drier is in the garage and I have to open the door for the vent hose. The door is tethered by strap that goes from the internal handle to a weight on the floor. It's just stop the door from fully opening leaving a gap just big enough at the bottom for the hose. So I popped the towels in the drier and went to open the door. Now what I hadn't realised was that after a gardening session yesterday I had forgotten to reattach the strap. So I turned the knob to unlock the door and gave it a little push expecting it to just open a few inches. But the feckin' thing swung right up and over leaving me standing there completely starkers and on display to the whole cul-de-sac. Lucky for me, or so I thought, that it was early and their was nobody about.

As I went to pull the door shut I noticed my neighbour, having decided to do some early morning watering, standing in her front garden having a right good gawp.

Ffs, so in my panic I gave her a little wave and letting go of the door with one hand was enough for the thing to shoot back up and over. Fortunately for me she seemed to see the funny side and started to laugh. It must have been the sight of my flacid dick bouncing up and down as I fought with my garage door that made her giggle. So feeling a bit braver now I calmly re attached the the strap to the door and to the anchor weight and pulled the door back down. As I did I could see she was still watching so I just said "well I won't do that again in a hurry" to which she replied "oh, that's a shame". I scuttled back inside to wait for my heart rate to return to normal.

Well that was this morning and so far the police haven't arrived so I must have got away with it. Mrs H says I should go around an apologise and maybe explain that we enjoy naturism and no offence was intended. But she also said she had seen our neighbour sneaking the odd look from her bedroom window on more than one occasion so didn't think it was an issue.

So what to do?

Should I go round and speak to her or just let it go and see if she says anything?

Or maybe I should try it again and see where it leads?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I think the fact she said ‘that’s a shame’ indicates she wasn’t offended. No further action necessary. Unless you want her to talk about it more with you!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I think the fact she said ‘that’s a shame’ indicates she wasn’t offended. No further action necessary. Unless you want her to talk about it more with you! "

Or see if she swings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash ~ Queen

https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live in a cul de sac?

Oooh posh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I giggled my arse off right through that thanks

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By *on_h34 OP   Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"I think the fact she said ‘that’s a shame’ indicates she wasn’t offended. No further action necessary. Unless you want her to talk about it more with you!

Or see if she swings..."

Now that's a risky chat to have with anyone let alone a neighbour.

Well if she is a swinger maybe she'll read my post on here and then she'll know who I am and she's welcome to come and do some naked laundry with us anytime.

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By *on_h34 OP   Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"You live in a cul de sac?

Oooh posh"

I know!

I intentionally didn't mention the fact that the only reason I was doing the laundry was because the maid was on holiday, in case it sounded a bit snobby.

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