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"It was literally "x" " It does get more lazy! You proved me wrong | |||
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"It was literally "x" It does get more lazy! You proved me wrong " Urghhhh. | |||
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"It was literally "x" It does get more lazy! You proved me wrong " lol | |||
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"Can I suck your cock? (It was off a bloke ) " So many men get this they have to put in their bio they’re straight. | |||
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"Can I suck your cock? (It was off a bloke ) So many men get this they have to put in their bio they’re straight. " Or block all single men like I have because I cba with it. | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??" Well, we hope you enjoyed reading our message, that’s a thing we pride ourselves on... | |||
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"Can I suck your cock? (It was off a bloke ) So many men get this they have to put in their bio they’re straight. " I changed account to just messages off couples and females. Judging by some of the messages saying I’m straight didn’t put some off | |||
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"" Marry Me " " I said no the first time | |||
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"I dont put a lot of effort into messages tbf. Probs why I never get a reply ha" Lol you said it yourself though your here to meet not be pen pals | |||
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"We have a guy who sends the same copy and paste message every Wednesday afternoon. " Very precise | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??" your quite short for a man Did make me laugh lol | |||
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"It was literally "x" What is wrong with people ?!? " Lack of intelligence = big turn off. | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? your quite short for a man Did make me laugh lol" | |||
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was “can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant” Nice!! " Oh god I’ve had similar. | |||
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was “can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant” Nice!! " Well,was it a yes or no!!?? | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received??" Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message. By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean?" I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. | |||
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was “can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant” Nice!! Well,was it a yes or no!!?? " Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha | |||
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"Do you like smashing lads? I don't think he meant it in a Jim Bowen way..." That made me giggle | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message. By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') " I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary | |||
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"'Meat' and yes is was spelt like that too " Half a pound of ostrich please | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message. By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary " We could talk while moving around next time | |||
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"So fed up of the most ridiculous messages “Nice tits” and such like, or even worse copied and pasted ones (yes we can tell). What’s been the worst first message you’ve received?? Not been active long enough to get a 'bad' message. By the way OP - 'Nice tits' (just sayin') I’ll let you off as we’ve talked stationary We could talk while moving around next time " Hahahahaha hahahaha | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean? I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. " Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless. | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean? I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless." The eternal question - WHY? | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean? I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless. The eternal question - WHY?" I did have a message once that was paragraphs of all caps about how amazing I was. I suspect it was meant to be flattering to stand out. It came across unhinged. | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean? I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless. The eternal question - WHY? I did have a message once that was paragraphs of all caps about how amazing I was. I suspect it was meant to be flattering to stand out. It came across unhinged." Lol this made me chuckle. | |||
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was “can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant” Nice!! Well,was it a yes or no!!?? Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha " You are way too fussy!!! | |||
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"How's it hanging? " Slightly low and to the left would’ve made them think twice lol | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean? I am presuming they are ever so kindly inquiring whether you would be so kind as to think about, maybe (possibly), fucking them. Probably what is insinuated but I prefer to read it like they are confused about their life in general and/or having a full blown existential crisis that has rendered them speechless." I regularly get messages tiled 'wow' with the text 'mmmm'. Sometimes and as a refreshing change get messages titled 'mmmm' containing the text 'wow And they say the art if conversation is dead! | |||
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"Hi Does it get more lazy?" Pmsl had "hi" and "x" not just me then | |||
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"Plenty of "hi" etc but the funniest was - will you fart in my face? It still got deleted with no reply even though it made me chuckle " This made me spit out my tea! | |||
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"I have had many Still get this one from the same guy regularly though, he hasn't given up lol: Hi. Can I tongue punch your fartbox please. " I think I was just sick in my mouth | |||
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"I’ve had a few cringe worthy first messages but one that stands out was “can me and my brother fuck you and make you pregnant” Nice!! Well,was it a yes or no!!?? Most definitely a no.....I was old enough to be their mother hahaha You are way too fussy!!! " I am yes (sigh) | |||
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""?" That was it..." Yep off a woman and couples, then get abuse when you dont answer it | |||
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"I've had just "?" a few times! WTF is that even supposed to mean?" They making sure you don't forget your location | |||
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now.... “How well do you suck then?” As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before " Again,you never tell your replies! | |||
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"“U ok” was the worst I’ve had. Just as bad as “Hi” " I've had "k?" a few times from different people. I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be an abbreviated version of the not much better "u ok" or a poor attempt at trying to sell me veterinary drugs | |||
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now.... “How well do you suck then?” As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before Again,you never tell your replies! " I haven’t thought of a witty reply back yet.....or even if it deserves a reply | |||
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"Usually get “hi” or “face pics” " Mmmm I shall remember to send you something witty without a face pic | |||
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now.... “How well do you suck then?” As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before " Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm | |||
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now.... “How well do you suck then?” As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm" Cute | |||
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"“U ok” was the worst I’ve had. Just as bad as “Hi” I've had "k?" a few times from different people. I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be an abbreviated version of the not much better "u ok" or a poor attempt at trying to sell me veterinary drugs " I hate text speak at the best of times but how can you possibly reply to that?!? Veterinary drugs would be preferable! ?? Xx | |||
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"Literally just received one in my inbox now.... “How well do you suck then?” As if I’ve not heard that a zillion times before Wazza swing dress? Is it short? Betya don't wear knickers. Im gonna bend ya over in a pub n fuck you mmmm Cute " Gets old after awhile | |||
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"I got a stern telling off once for posting my weirdest message ever." Yeah mine are "they're in this genre" and stuff I received a long time ago, not verbatim or recent. | |||
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"I got one with someone elses name in it once and one that said "hope you are both well".. " That happens a lot. Copy paste message to women and/or couples | |||
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you The ones where they threaten to r@*e me The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy And just the general abuse ones " WTF . Who would say that?? | |||
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you The ones where they threaten to r@*e me The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy And just the general abuse ones WTF . Who would say that??" two of them were people from the forums! | |||
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you The ones where they threaten to r@*e me The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy And just the general abuse ones WTF . Who would say that?? two of them were people from the forums! " WTAF | |||
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you The ones where they threaten to r@*e me The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy And just the general abuse ones " Wtf these are horrendous | |||
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"Your son will kill himself because his mum is a slag on fab with face pics up I hope your unborn son dies or is severely disabled If you follow this diet and workout plan I’ll meet you The ones where they threaten to r@*e me The ones where they know who I am and try and bribe me, or won’t let on who they are and get super creepy And just the general abuse ones " Absolutely horrible. Who the fuck in their right mind sends messages like that. Locked up they should be,wankers | |||
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