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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m being a nosey bugger yet again

So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again

So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?

"

Role play...to pretend to be someone’s sister

And

To let someone cum over my feet no touching

Just not my things....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again

So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?

Role play...to pretend to be someone’s sister

And

To let someone cum over my feet no touching

Just not my things...."

‘Family member’ role play would be an absolute instant turn off for me to. Thankfully, I’ve never been asked any thing of that nature.

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

To insert a toilet brush into Mrs CC whilst the gentleman watched on cam

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"To insert a toilet brush into Mrs CC whilst the gentleman watched on cam "

STREWTH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"To insert a toilet brush into Mrs CC whilst the gentleman watched on cam

STREWTH!!! "

Well you did ask for strange and that has to be the strangest we received. Turned him down obviously lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag"

There’s some decidedly unusual folk out there

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"To insert a toilet brush into Mrs CC whilst the gentleman watched on cam "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag

There’s some decidedly unusual folk out there "

Don't try and make out it wasn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To participate in some paid porno work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only requests i get are ones to not persue them for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag

There’s some decidedly unusual folk out there

Don't try and make out it wasn't you "

Er......is that the time already? - Byyyeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!

Ummm... No thanks!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed "

I must admit, despite the vile nature of the request, I must enquire.....were his carpentry skills any good?

Please tell me it wasn’t Nick Knowles or one of the DIY SOS team?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!

Ummm... No thanks! "

The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.

I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"only requests i get are ones to not persue them for sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!

Ummm... No thanks!

The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.

I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments? "

No idea but I've done my bit for the human race and produced one of each crotch critter that have both left home and joined the army!..... I'm having no bloody more, maintenance or not!

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By *panishbull90Man
over a year ago

rochdale

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By *panishbull90Man
over a year ago

rochdale

This thread made my day

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't get many strange requests but being asked if I could have a poo while someone watched will always stick out in my mind

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Not really strange but I was once asked to pretend to be a detective and to interview the guys wife . She had a fantasy where she wanted to be interviewed re previous sex she had had with other guys. Made to strip during interview.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!

Ummm... No thanks!

The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.

I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments?

No idea but I've done my bit for the human race and produced one of each crotch critter that have both left home and joined the army!..... I'm having no bloody more, maintenance or not! "

Crotch Critter I’ve never heard that one - I hope you won’t mind me adopting it in future?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I don't get many strange requests but being asked if I could have a poo while someone watched will always stick out in my mind "

I hate to have to ask this but.....did you?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wee on someone.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Wee on someone. "

I declined.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not really strange but I was once asked to pretend to be a detective and to interview the guys wife . She had a fantasy where she wanted to be interviewed re previous sex she had had with other guys. Made to strip during interview. "

That’s......kind of hot Did you go through with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just today....

Could they wrap me in cling film around their coffee table whilst they played with me!

Urn no thanks!

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By *s1212Couple
over a year ago

Dorset


"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again

So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?

"

A guy wanted me to smuggle him into our spare bedroom so he could hide in a cupboard and listen while my wife was with another guy in our bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest...

Hey pretty boy, I wanna breed you bad xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Latest...

Hey pretty boy, I wanna breed you bad xx"

.....ummmmmm interesting

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Wife has had the family member role play scenario suggested which was an instant no.

Some of the OP comments are crazy!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

a whole load of weird ones on fab.. i try to blank them out of my mind tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed

I must admit, despite the vile nature of the request, I must enquire.....were his carpentry skills any good?

Please tell me it wasn’t Nick Knowles or one of the DIY SOS team? "

I have to give it to him he did do a good job lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.

One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.

One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse "

That almost makes me want to launch a ‘League Against Cruelty To Garden Produce’ group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy eanted to wrap his bits in barbed wite then me to tread on said wited bits..needless to say answer was no...OUCH

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The weirdest request I personally had was a chap asking if I had any smegma he could lick/suck off my penis.

I didn’t quite know how to respond to such a message but did nonetheless feel quite chuffed knowing that the chap was so obviously kind of heart in his concern for my sexual hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual? Questionable.

Yesterday: I really want to see your poop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag"

bloody that’s weird lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Sexual? Questionable.

Yesterday: I really want to see your poop!

"

Ok then !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag"

Omg!! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed "

oh my God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.

One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse "

This has made me chuckle so much!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I don't get many strange requests but being asked if I could have a poo while someone watched will always stick out in my mind

I hate to have to ask this but.....did you? "

Did I delete the message and take no further action? Why yes I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rape scenario. Nope not my bag at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes had a guy ask me to shit IN his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Various instances of me shitting on a bloke...

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Yes had a guy ask me to shit IN his mouth. "

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To sound myself on cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked to play 'naughty mother and son'

Also adult baby play

Each to their own but for me.... Just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man once asked if he could perform oral sex on me during my period. But only on the 2nd day of the period as that’s when women are most at their heaviest he said

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are so weird. But these have made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To spend a weekend where I would have to wear what he chose. He wouldn't kiss and only do anal & make me do tasks like lick his boots, lick chair legs, drink his cum & piss from a bowl & sleep naked tied to a radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘ "

That made me laugh lol were there any specific song requests lolol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.

One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse

That almost makes me want to launch a ‘League Against Cruelty To Garden Produce’ group "

If you are going to launch this, sign me up

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"To spend a weekend where I would have to wear what he chose. He wouldn't kiss and only do anal & make me do tasks like lick his boots, lick chair legs, drink his cum & piss from a bowl & sleep naked tied to a radiator "

His name wasn’t Boy George was it?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘ "

Do you do requests? Can I have ‘My Way’ please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘ "

I hope you can sing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A man once asked if he could perform oral sex on me during my period. But only on the 2nd day of the period as that’s when women are most at their heaviest he said "

Hmmmm.....Professor Van Helsing needs to be informed about this guy.....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘ "

I hope it doesn't echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman ask me to cum into an ice cube try so she could freeze it and put it into her drinks

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m noticing quite a few poop related requests here

Um.....just for clarification purposes, I....I mean other folk should not mention it in a first message then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to meet wearing a soiled nappy and have me change it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘

That made me laugh lol were there any specific song requests lolol"

No but what made it hilarious was when I started singing she said ‘ooohh the pussy like that’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the other day I had a bloke ask me to wank into a sock every day for a week then post it to him why?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are very bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the other day I had a bloke ask me to wank into a sock every day for a week then post it to him why?!?"

Yes I had the same lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Within an hour of being on the site we were offered the chance to take it in turns to poo on a guys chest.

We thought that would be a contender but after reading some of the requests above we have obviously barely scratched the surface.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

To massage her friend while she plays with her and captures he cum in a miniature Jameson whisky bottle.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A guy wanted to meet wearing a soiled nappy and have me change it

"

Christ on a moped!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Just the other day I had a bloke ask me to wank into a sock every day for a week then post it to him why?!?"

I dread to think what he was intending to do with it.

(Mind you, in all fairness I did offer to pay postage and packing)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Within an hour of being on the site we were offered the chance to take it in turns to poo on a guys chest.

We thought that would be a contender but after reading some of the requests above we have obviously barely scratched the surface. "

There seems to be a few requests for poo on the chest.....Are we all talking about the same culprit I wonder?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"To massage her friend while she plays with her and captures he cum in a miniature Jameson whisky bottle. "

Specifically a Jameson’s bottle?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"When can I come and r@pe you" (no question mark )

I've also had the poo request, the exact nature of which I'm happy to forget. But something along the lines of wanting to taste mine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

To shit on someone's husbands chest then force him to eat it.

That was literally the second message I received on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it prett strange when someone requests my company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

Please be joking... not about the curry, the entire post..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

I dont think I've ever read anything like that before

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By *unandfriendship4uMan
over a year ago

sheffield

That's not sexual. That's hatred lol

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By *unandfriendship4uMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

Thats not sexual at all ..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


""When can I come and r@pe you" (no question mark )

I've also had the poo request, the exact nature of which I'm happy to forget. But something along the lines of wanting to taste mine "

Do the sort of people who send these ghastly messages out actually expect replies?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff

Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

That's disgusting

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"To shit on someone's husbands chest then force him to eat it.

That was literally the second message I received on here. "

Eeeeee by gum! Yet more chest shitting requests? The game is afoot Watson!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I love baby Cheetahs though x

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”

Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.

I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.

“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.

Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.

Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

Mary Mother Of God and Gordon Bennett!!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "

Is that all he ate he must stink and the infections

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff

Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend "

For the customers to? I was getting an MOT on my car the other day......I was offered no such service. Hell, they never even offered me a cuppa whilst I waited - miserable bastards!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"To shit on someone's husbands chest then force him to eat it.

That was literally the second message I received on here. "

Yeah something like that.

Apart from the stuff that's illegal and I can't say.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I love baby Cheetahs though x"

They are gorgeous And the little ‘growls’ they emit are so sweet xxx

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

strangest request I have asked is to be wrapped up

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I love baby Cheetahs though x

They are gorgeous And the little ‘growls’ they emit are so sweet xxx"

Xxxxxxx

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By *racy_JacksWoman
over a year ago

Derby

I met up a few tines with a guy with a feeding fetish. He wanted me to be his feeder, encourage him to get bigger and monitor his progress. He also liked humiliation and the idea that nobody would want him once he got big. I wasn’t really into the whole thing but getting food involved in sex while dominating him was fun to try

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”

Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.

I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.

“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.

Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.

Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”"

Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? .....

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff

Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend

For the customers to? I was getting an MOT on my car the other day......I was offered no such service. Hell, they never even offered me a cuppa whilst I waited - miserable bastards! "

You need to change garages

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”

Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.

I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.

“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.

Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.

Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”

Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? ..... "

Ooooh

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

It must be a poo one I am afraid! I was with a girl penetrating me with a strap on and she wanted to taste my poi, I couldn’t so she fingered and sucked it out!!! Sorry guys if you don’t like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘

That made me laugh lol were there any specific song requests lolol"

If "What's New Pussycat" wasn't requested then a definite trick was missed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It must be a poo one I am afraid! I was with a girl penetrating me with a strap on and she wanted to taste my poi, I couldn’t so she fingered and sucked it out!!! Sorry guys if you don’t like lol"

Taste your poi is it posh now

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”

Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.

I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.

“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.

Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.

Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”

Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? ..... "

Dammit. That’s where I went wrong. In my Defence she was Brazilian and had an accent...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Repeat from the 'strangest things said during sex' thread

'fuck me with that old dick!'

When I was 33

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Repeat from the 'strangest things said during sex' thread

'fuck me with that old dick!'

When I was 33"

Last year then

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”

Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.

I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.

“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.

Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.

Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Gosh i’m either too kinky and not finding my requests that odd or i’ve just been really, really lucky!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants

And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag"

That’s disgusting but also made me laugh out loud

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Repeat from the 'strangest things said during sex' thread

'fuck me with that old dick!'

When I was 33

Last year then"

If aging works as we understand it.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

To burst a balloon on the end of a guys knob as he came shudder.......

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interesting Factoid Interlude: Did’st thou know (as there’s been more than a few cases mentioned here) that the term that denotes sexual arousal derived from excrement is, Coprophilia?

.....For the record, that’s as much as I know though.

Honestly. No really.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Interesting Factoid Interlude: Did’st thou know (as there’s been more than a few cases mentioned here) that the term that denotes sexual arousal derived from excrement is, Coprophilia?

.....For the record, that’s as much as I know though.

Honestly. No really. "

I found a poo shaped rock on the beach when I was little. My parents told me it was a coprolite - fossilised poo. Glad my interest ended there; how wrong things could have gone.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

I once got asked to play pac-man during sex.

Let me explain...

Was fucking a lady doggy style on her and her husbands bed (Yes, he knew but wasn’t there). Heard a vehicle pulling up and stopping on the street outside. Lady suddenly stops backing into me and exclaims “its wednesday!!”

“Yeah, people still need sex on a Wednesday”, I replied, feeling smug with my answer and attempting re-entry, when she jumped up and peeked our the blinds saying:

“my daughter finishes school early on a Wednesday! Quick get your clothes on and get out to the arcade machine“ (They had an arcade machine in their landing area).

So, jeans on with no boxers, barely zipped, t shirt hanging out, no socks on, red faced and ruffle haired, we got to the machine just as her daughter was coming up the stairs.

Lady greets her cheerily and explains that a friend of daddy’s came over to see the arcade machine and wanted to play pac man..!

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

think for me (slave)

1- asked to be made their permanent pet(not animal type) that lived in their home and they could dress me up like a doll and take me out and about.

2- made pregnant....

3- one tried to meet us then said they would steal me away forever, we didn't meet them.... conv was fine until they said that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I had a Cleveland steamer request once. Jeez hell no was my answer.

Another was to pierce my boyfriends ear whilst riding him. He was into pain and wanted his ear pierced. We were pretty young and playful and out there so I did it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. "

Baaarf I hate those so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Latest...

Hey pretty boy, I wanna breed you bad xx"

Don't we all want to fill your belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block.

Baaarf I hate those so much"

Me too! I guess each to their own but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. O.o

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"To massage her friend while she plays with her and captures he cum in a miniature Jameson whisky bottle.

Specifically a Jameson’s bottle? "

Yup, she was Irish

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block.

Baaarf I hate those so much

Me too! I guess each to their own but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. O.o"

There are worse versions as I'm sure you know but. No. Just no.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No one mentioning the cess pit fetish person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one mentioning the cess pit fetish person?"

That doesn't sound good

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I don’t get requests. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For them to sign and date my bum and take a photo of it. To show they had a meet x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. "

Daughter? Christ alive! - that’s decidedly sinister

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I had a Cleveland steamer request once. Jeez hell no was my answer.

Another was to pierce my boyfriends ear whilst riding him. He was into pain and wanted his ear pierced. We were pretty young and playful and out there so I did it.

"

Ah ha! The good old Cleaveland Steamer

I’m more of an Alabama Hot Pocket dude myself.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"No one mentioning the cess pit fetish person?"

Cesspit sex?

Whatever next? A sewage shag? A latrine lust session?

The mind does a’ boggle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP you are very naughty x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"OP you are very naughty x"

Moi? xxx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Good lord where do I start?

I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. "

Exactly what I was saying earlier although I haven't got to the blocking stage yet, just an instant no. Too weird for my liking. Although there are definitely worse ones out there - in comparison I reckon I've been lucky so far!

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By *idnight_Express69Man
over a year ago

Rochdale


"The weirdest request I personally had was a chap asking if I had any smegma he could lick/suck off my penis.

I didn’t quite know how to respond to such a message but did nonetheless feel quite chuffed knowing that the chap was so obviously kind of heart in his concern for my sexual hygiene "

If I were you, i’d have been more offended that he assumed you had such a lack of personal hygiene

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

After reading all these

weird and strange requests I may have to rethink divorcing the wife all she wanted was our fxxk buddy to move in with us maybe it wasnt that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Jesus, having read through all these posts I realise I am so fucking vanilla....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Jesus, having read through all these posts I realise I am so fucking vanilla.... "

Me to - I consider it pretty daring to even have sex on the sofa

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