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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?" You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious  | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body? You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious "Oops  | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body? You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops "Exactly. And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel. But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.   | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body? You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait. "You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick. | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body? You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.
You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick. "Thats what i was thinking. maybe best to stay on her good side | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body? You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.
You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick.
Thats what i was thinking. maybe best to stay on her good side
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"Wouldn't hide it would take it down to the local pig farm "Reminds me of Snatch  | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post "Anabelle the implementer. | |||
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"Impale* The whole body or just his severed head?" Head on one side, body on the other post! Sorted! | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer. "Yeah..so watch out | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out "You'd need a crane first. Lol | |||
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"And her was i thinking the fab males would be the viscious ones" Nope women are just as vicious here as they are in real life, if not more. Lol | |||
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"And her was i thinking the fab males would be the viscious ones" You really don't know women very well, do you OP? | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol "I know a man who knows a man x | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out "You're better looking than Vlad the Impaler
Although the name doesn't quite roll off the tongue as easily | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x"Does that mean we're having a MMMF first? | |||
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"And her was i thinking the fab males would be the viscious ones You really don't know women very well, do you OP? "not in the slightest by the looks of things | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first? "Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish "Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2  | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish "My final wish would be a weekend with you, vodka and the phone number for the kebab shop. | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2 "What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol | |||
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"Wouldn't hide it would take it down to the local pig farm
Reminds me of Snatch "... . Hence the saying, to eat like a pig  | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2
What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol"I didnt want to assume more because knowing the true number could make me a target as well so it didnt get out | |||
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2
What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol
I didnt want to assume more because knowing the true number could make me a target as well so it didnt get out
"After 'implementing' me she'll probably think twice about doing it again. Lol | |||
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"So I'm curious. If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?" I told two nosey neighbours during lock down that I was digging a grave for me, my partner and her daughter (I was digging foundation for shed). I even managed to keep a straight face. | |||
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"Well i certainly wouldnt even think about such a thing. But if i did have a need to hide something of that sort of size... theres a lot of countryside around here :P " let the wild animals dispose of it for you huh | |||
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""I" wouldn't do anything" I've got your back..... | |||
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""I" wouldn't do anything" so you have contacts to take care of it for you. | |||
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"I should point out...... I have never nor will I ever actually do any of this. Probably. " We believe you  | |||
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us  "well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around | |||
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around"Like who? | |||
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?"I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates | |||
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?
I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates"They could come round anyway | |||
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?
I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates
They could come round anyway "YOur sorted then | |||
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""I" wouldn't do anything I've got your back..... "Criss-Cross! | |||
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"My Friend thanks you all for your input and hopes not to meet half of you on a dark night" Your friend is welcome | |||
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"My Friend thanks you all for your input and hopes not to meet half of you on a dark night Your friend is welcome "He sends his thanks annabell | |||
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"No need to hide and chop and all that gruesome nonsense .. I'd just push em over the cliff on a windy day " Just make sure he's not a vampire first | |||
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"Oh please. I pay well to keep my hands clean. Who does that work for themselves? You'd have to ask Sid and Billy. " I could be bribed into undertaking such works | |||
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