FabSwingers.com forum: Fab cliches

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What makes you cringe when you look at a profile, because it's been done to death and isn't interesting/funny any more?

Off the top of my head I'll start with

- "I don't bite... hard" (well done, you made an Austin Powers quote, whatever next, Borat??)

- Sky remotes in photos

- "I will only reply if you put ___ in the title" (they still won't reply)

- "Not looking for notches on my bedpost"

- Veris with inside jokes that are basically lamppost pissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen one the other day that used the term, "hot snatch" In the bio,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seen one the other day that used the term, "hot snatch" In the bio,

That's actually brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You read the bios?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone

But every thread has been overdone, so I'm not sorry

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Heavy cummer

....and repeater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

....and repeater "

Yes, good shout

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone

And yet....they continue, because they can be funny!

"Been here before, verify me if you remember me"

"Can breathe through my ears" "Love oral more than anything" "Will lick you for hours" (no, a reasonable amount is reasonable).

"Repeat cummer" makes me laugh....ok, so either once is enough, or I expect you to repeat! isn't one or the other normal???

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Heavy cummer

Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally

There's room for misunderstanding there.

Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate.

Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them.

Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Will fill in later' on a year old profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab clichés are a bit clichéd

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

And yet....that's how it goes for some of us! I'm not at all racist, but have cultural preferences!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I personally think threads bashing peoples profiles have been overdone

And yet....they continue, because they can be funny!

"Been here before, verify me if you remember me"

"Can breathe through my ears" "Love oral more than anything" "Will lick you for hours" (no, a reasonable amount is reasonable).

"Repeat cummer" makes me laugh....ok, so either once is enough, or I expect you to repeat! isn't one or the other normal???"

OMG how did I forget about the "breathing through my ears" comedy geniuses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally

There's room for misunderstanding there.

Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate.

Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them.

Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum. "

To me it just sounds like a fat guy who is able to ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Will fill in later' on a year old profile

YES! Another classic.

Or "I am a 42 year old woman looking to meet men"... Wow you sound like just my type!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Been here before so I know how it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways "

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

Yeah they'll try anything, except messaging you

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"'Will fill in later' on a year old profile

YES! Another classic.

Or "I am a 42 year old woman looking to meet men"... Wow you sound like just my type!

I've been here before and I know the score - that's pretty much their profile pics are normally private so you know feck all about them lol

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

Yeah they'll try anything, except messaging you

So true

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been here before so I know how it works."

Good call... I just deleted that from my bio

It is a pointless thing to say now I think about it!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race "

Exactly. People think racism is just about obvious stuff like using racial slurs, but there are many levels, some conscious and some not. Like you say, it's best to try and think about how your words/actions affect others, even if you just think you're "being honest" or whatever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

incoming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well."

Yeah, not well at all

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race

I completely agree with this, and yet...Every time I hear from a guy who is from the region of the world that my ex is from, I go cold and hyperventilate. It's not racism. I do know that people are people, and not all the same. Still, I prefer to not have the reminder of him in my life. it's not racist, it's self preservation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race

I understand where you come from on this, and it took me alot of consideration before writing on mine.

However.

I have never found an indian man I am attracted to.

Just my sexual preferences.

I am not taking anything away from them as a person, but to me it is the same as writing that I like slim men, it is just a sexual preference.

Given that us women can recieve hundereds of messages a day, it is there to try and not waste both parties time.

I do however find indian women very attractive

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Preferences I’m not racist. How lovely of you

Totally agree with this one. Saying an entire race can't be attractive to you is racist. Can't wait for the replies to this comment

Thanks for that OP. I’m glad someone gets it and can actually read in between the lines and it doesn’t matter if you are not racist. Just think how it sounds to the opposite person of race

I understand where you come from on this, and it took me alot of consideration before writing on mine.

However.

I have never found an indian man I am attracted to.

Just my sexual preferences.

I am not taking anything away from them as a person, but to me it is the same as writing that I like slim men, it is just a sexual preference.

Given that us women can recieve hundereds of messages a day, it is there to try and not waste both parties time.

I do however find indian women very attractive

That’s a good decent perspective I guess Ivy

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Heavy cummer

Yep, it's used a lot, and is a bit of a gross sounding phrase tbh. I prefer "sharp shooter" or "super soaker" personally

There's room for misunderstanding there.

Sharpshooter just sounds like fast & accurate.

Super soaker sounds like maybe you'll piss on them.

Heavy cummer: no equivocation - you're getting a lot of cum.

To me it just sounds like a fat guy who is able to ejaculate"

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well."

Why so serious

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Yeah, not well at all

White knighting is also a common thing here too just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% genuine professional intelligent down to earth and (fab) straight/single

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By *anya1974Woman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Been here before so I know how it works."

I wish I knew how it works on here and I've been here 4 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab it if would like to fuck it.

Wow never knew my pic be so popular, Thanks you for all the fabs.

Then when you look the picture its only had like 11 fabs.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I won't bite unless you want me to

All cocks/fannies/whatever look the same (you haven't seen many have you?)

I will take legal action if anyone steals my pics (Really Karen? You're going to explain to a Judge how you posted pics of your minge on a sex site and someone copied them?)

To Sydney University etc. etc. (Congratulations, you just told everyone your IQ)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, the ones who take a pic down if they’re not happy with how many fabs it got, then they post a status moaning about it, then they repost it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Yeah, not well at all

White knighting is also a common thing here too just saying "

True I forgot it’s illegal to agree with a member of the opposite sex here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Pictures of naked men standing with an erect penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"

I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny.

But the darker side of my sense of humour may find it in bad taste funny. I spent 16 yrs in the military so I’ve seen and witnessed some terrible atrocities, yet sometimes I’ve dealt with things with a dark sense of humour (that’s my coping mechanism) which isn’t to everyone’s liking.

I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?

I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny.

I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong). "

Times and places and sex sites where women meet strangers isnt one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine"

Makes us laugh every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?

I can see how this comment isn’t funny, especially when you consider how someone wouldn’t find it funny.

I’m sure it wasn’t meant as a serious statement (I could be wrong).

Times and places and sex sites where women meet strangers isnt one of them"

I totally get what your saying and where your coming from, an please don’t think I was suggesting the Gagging comment was flippant, it isn’t. I just think it was a bad taste humorous comment more than anything.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"

You know gagging is a kink right I'd hardly do it without their consent I don't get why your on the defensive like if a couple came on here and said they do this and love it then put this sign

to it would you react the same way or am I some kind of easy target to start an argument with I swear it's like walking on glass here anything you say seems to be wrong people taking things way too seriously isn't life short enough as it is look if what I said offended my bad il keep out of the forums if that makes you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

Makes my skin crawl

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Pros:

- Unattractive when young, so now hot without the hot person's complex

- Experienced in fucking, or you could say "Man-whore"

- Secretly ginger from sideburns down

- Talks good

- Once pleasured a woman over the internet with nothing more than vowels, caps lock and the winky emoji

- Bathes regularly

- Have ejaculated in my own face by accident, more than once

- Will laugh at own jokes

- Enjoys getting blowjobs!

Cons:

- All of the above, depending on your outlook

- Can't afford a Fleshlight, so here I am

- Not the kind of guy you want to introduce to your mum; I love MILFs

- Wasn't joking about the jizz-in-face incidents

- Can only achieve erection if "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks is playing on repeat

- Bit of a bell end

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Ok, I should probably put something serious here. I'll keep it short, as these bits are braggy, boring and gross:

- Not meeting until lockdown lifted

- I don't do bareback

- 7" clean, uncut cock (pics available on request)

- I'm tall, athletic and have a powerful cumshot. I mean it - it's like a Super Soaker when fully pumped. Expect 12-15 spurts...

- My partner's pleasure is just as important as mine

- I really hope you've got a sense of humour, makes this so much more enjoyable

- Confident without being cocky

- LOVES passionate kissing

- LOVES licking pussy

- No problem maintaining an erection and going for a long time (this is apparently an issue for a lot of guys here??)

- A gentleman - will go down for as long as you want, do any position you like, and kiss you long and hard after you've had my cock in your mouth

- Clean shaven and trimmed where it counts, with immaculate hygiene

- Always polite and respectful

Get in touch if I tick all your boxes, or even one of them - you never know when a spark can happen!

Raunchier pics available in private gallery, in GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR! Ask for face pics! And video evidence of my ability to spurt!

Add me on Kik: pmc123456fab

Sorry, that was actually quite a long profile.

Please take a look at some of my writing:

My first meet: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019526

Another early meet experience: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019923

Another of my early meets: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1022414

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I won’t reply to messages that.............. blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will try anything once - you message them then find yourself blocked

If you live more than an hour away it's unlikely we will meet - even tho you may have no issue travelling to meet them

Must be hung - it's not all about the dick size you can satisfy a woman in many other ways

I prefer the convenience of guys closer to me, and I like big dicks, they give me a better feeling.

You cant say what a woman can and cannot like

I can if I have her gagged

That does not come across well.

Why so serious

I don't find jokes about gagging a woman to get your own way very funny. Please explain the humour in this?"

That's another one "Been in the military, ima have a go hero"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the 'not interested in you if you have fucked half the site' and themselves have 358 meet verifications

Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile not looking for single males and says straight but looking for mm couples men tv ts hmmm what’s that all about

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I like the 'not interested in you if you have fucked half the site' and themselves have 358 meet verifications

Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole

Alright mate lets take cover and get popcorns before the reaction hits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What reaction

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I like the 'not interested in you if you have fucked half the site' and themselves have 358 meet verifications

Or 'dont want to see pics of your cock' meanwhile she has 35 close up pics of her arsehole

Are you going to point me in the direction of this mystical profile with 35 pics of her arsehole or what.....im waiting

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By *ub_n_wifeCouple
over a year ago

Spilsby

‘We’re all here for the same thing’

‘What you see is what you get’

Send pic with first message otherwise you’re blocked - Also sends a message introducing himself with no face pic

All same profile

I won’t do... don’t like....can’t be arsed with... not looking for...Don’t message without....I work weekends...I have the kids all week...my time is precious...send XYZ so I know you’ve read till the end.... Also, I’m laid back, up for a laugh and a giggle and up for seeing where we end up so get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

#heknows and all the other shizzles ppl can write to tell the word they know someone who knows who he is.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Has any one said professional yet ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Has any one said professional yet ?"
and sucks like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No piercings

Interests

Pros:

- Unattractive when young, so now hot without the hot person's complex

- Experienced in fucking, or you could say "Man-whore"

- Secretly ginger from sideburns down

- Talks good

- Once pleasured a woman over the internet with nothing more than vowels, caps lock and the winky emoji

- Bathes regularly

- Have ejaculated in my own face by accident, more than once

- Will laugh at own jokes

- Enjoys getting blowjobs!

Cons:

- All of the above, depending on your outlook

- Can't afford a Fleshlight, so here I am

- Not the kind of guy you want to introduce to your mum; I love MILFs

- Wasn't joking about the jizz-in-face incidents

- Can only achieve erection if "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks is playing on repeat

- Bit of a bell end

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Ok, I should probably put something serious here. I'll keep it short, as these bits are braggy, boring and gross:

- Not meeting until lockdown lifted

- I don't do bareback

- 7" clean, uncut cock (pics available on request)

- I'm tall, athletic and have a powerful cumshot. I mean it - it's like a Super Soaker when fully pumped. Expect 12-15 spurts...

- My partner's pleasure is just as important as mine

- I really hope you've got a sense of humour, makes this so much more enjoyable

- Confident without being cocky

- LOVES passionate kissing

- LOVES licking pussy

- No problem maintaining an erection and going for a long time (this is apparently an issue for a lot of guys here??)

- A gentleman - will go down for as long as you want, do any position you like, and kiss you long and hard after you've had my cock in your mouth

- Clean shaven and trimmed where it counts, with immaculate hygiene

- Always polite and respectful

Get in touch if I tick all your boxes, or even one of them - you never know when a spark can happen!

Raunchier pics available in private gallery, in GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR! Ask for face pics! And video evidence of my ability to spurt!

Add me on Kik: pmc123456fab

Sorry, that was actually quite a long profile.

Please take a look at some of my writing:

My first meet: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019526

Another early meet experience: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1019923

Another of my early meets: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1022414

The Bride To Be:"

Yeah that profile is clearly a cliche from start to finish, but I found some you missed:

"fun loving couple who like a good laugh"

"if you like us wink we will get back to the lucky ones"

"single men must be hot NOT Bi"

"cock photos are not wanted and will get you Blocked with no reply"

Basically profiles that are a long list of cliches, restrictions and spelling mistakes get a little tiresome...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#youknowwhoyouare

#heknows and all the other shizzles ppl can write to tell the word they know someone who knows who he is. "

Inside jokes on statuses and veris are so cringey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘We’re all here for the same thing’

‘What you see is what you get’

Send pic with first message otherwise you’re blocked - Also sends a message introducing himself with no face pic

All same profile

YES! "You can't do this, you can't do that, you'll get blocked if you do this" etc, but then they use the word fun 10 times before posting that stupid disclaimer for Sydney University

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

No face pic no chat - on a blank profile, because I love talking to a silhouette

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We're all here for the same thing

Obviously they don't have a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of naked men standing with an erect penis

Yes!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Age filters set from 18 to 99 but the text says "Won't meet anyone over 40"

Not looking to meet single guys, but filters say looking to meet men, women and couples

Hmmmm.....

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

“Been here before and I know how it works”

Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Been here before and I know how it works”

Well done.

I do know how it works though!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"“Been here before and I know how it works”

Well done.

I do know how it works though! "

Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Been here before and I know how it works”

Well done.

I do know how it works though!

Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

It works just fine

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

"500 messages in my inbox so I have bulk deleted, please send new messages". Really!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"“Been here before and I know how it works”

Well done.

I do know how it works though!

Well done you! But you don’t even have that on your profile so you’re alright.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

It works just fine

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Love giving oral and can do it for hours - what he really means he can talk for hours.

Sensual massage- I’ll slap your back a bit

Slow and sensual lover - I’m getting old I need to take my time

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

‘I value my sexual health’ — as if others don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'professional'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight man looking for TV or well hung guys

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine. Reliable.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Genuine. Reliable. "
sounds like they are selling a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of messages feel free to text on blah blah blah

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fab cliches-posting a thread on Fab cliches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab cliches-posting a thread on Fab cliches

Fab cliches posting on a thread started by a fab cliche about fab cliches

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Using the words cliche and clique as weaponised words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clutter as the backdrop of photographs

Photographs apparently taken by their ob/gyn

Towels hanging off dicks

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I dont cringe ,each to there own ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab cliches-posting a thread on Fab cliches

Fab cliches posting on a thread started by a fab cliche about fab cliches "

Haha you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using the words cliche and clique as weaponised words. "

Yep. Also misunderstanding of words. The number of women here who seem to think "nymph" means "nympho", and not "a mythological spirit of nature"

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Looking for "real meets". What, as opposed to bonking holograms?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Will fill in later

Been here before so know how it works.

A long list of do's and dont's

Treat with respect (in veris).

Had an old profile with loads of veris but lost the password.

Sydney University, blah, blah, blah.

Facebook is now a publicly traded entity, blah, blah, blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for "exceptional men" only

Must send a face pic even though there isn't one visible on their profile

A long list of do nots/whiny profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for "exceptional men" only

Must send a face pic even though there isn't one visible on their profile

A long list of do nots/whiny profiles"

Sweet JB, you know you are one of the exceptional ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for "exceptional men" only

Must send a face pic even though there isn't one visible on their profile

A long list of do nots/whiny profiles

Sweet JB, you know you are one of the exceptional ones

Awww shucks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Here for a good time not a long time

Though been here years and little else other than the cliche

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