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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

brown bin day

Love and peace

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

???? Black bin

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"???? Black bin

No it’s definitely brown I’ve just checked. I’ve saved you from embarrassment there

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"brown bin day

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Oh good, sneak out and stick stuff in the neighbours bin, thanks for the reminder

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

Love and peace

Oh good, sneak out and stick stuff in the neighbours bin, thanks for the reminder"

Kent you little sneaky tinker

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"brown bin day

Love and peace

Oh good, sneak out and stick stuff in the neighbours bin, thanks for the reminder

Kent you little sneaky tinker

Been very handy having a skip down the road recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quarter past monday

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can’t sign up for my garden waste collection service. Seems wildly unfair. Only current subscribers allowed.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"brown bin day

Love and peace

I love our codes, babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You must be psychic or have you been spying on my timetable here?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

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I love our codes, babe.

Everyday is brown bin day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My recycling and brown bin are already out waiting

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You must be psychic or have you been spying on my timetable here?

It’s not your timetable I’ve been spying on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Green bin day here tomorrow....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My recycling and brown bin are already out waiting

mae gen ti ferch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

It was blue today

Duh!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Green bin day here tomorrow....

No, it’s brown, I’ve just checked

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

No it’s not. Please don’t make me panic. Other half is working nights and there’s no one here to drag it to the bottom of the drive.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nah.

It was blue today

Duh!"

Jennie, you have blue on the brain

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine was yesterday

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No it’s not. Please don’t make me panic. Other half is working nights and there’s no one here to drag it to the bottom of the drive.

Isn’t taking the bins out the woman’s job?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine was yesterday

Premature binjaculation is a common thing

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"My recycling and brown bin are already out waiting

I know, where do you think my rubbish went? Never learn some people

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Which bin do I put my dog’s turds in?

It’s not really green waste and it certainly doesn’t classify as food....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Green here. Garden waste.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Which bin do I put my dog’s turds in?

It’s not really green waste and it certainly doesn’t classify as food...."

Next doors silly

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"No it’s not. Please don’t make me panic. Other half is working nights and there’s no one here to drag it to the bottom of the drive.

Isn’t taking the bins out the woman’s job?

Not in this house!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Which bin do I put my dog’s turds in?

It’s not really green waste and it certainly doesn’t classify as food....

Next doors silly

That’s a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit premature its 14 days until ours

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No it’s not. Please don’t make me panic. Other half is working nights and there’s no one here to drag it to the bottom of the drive.

Isn’t taking the bins out the woman’s job?

Not in this house!

You have him wrapped around your little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another wank day

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

But I don't have a brown bin.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's Green here. Garden waste. "

Dana you nearly made a mistake there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Green bin day here tomorrow....

No, it’s brown, I’ve just checked

But I don't have a brown one!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Bit premature its 14 days until ours"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"But I don't have a brown bin.

Yours is purple

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live in a block of flats and we have industrial sided bins, all manner of shit gets chucked in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You must be psychic or have you been spying on my timetable here?

It’s not your timetable I’ve been spying on

Oh I say, wish I'd known I'd have tidied up a bit!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Green bin day here tomorrow....

No, it’s brown, I’ve just checked

But I don't have a brown one!

You do. It keeps winking at me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You must be psychic or have you been spying on my timetable here?

It’s not your timetable I’ve been spying on

Oh I say, wish I'd known I'd have tidied up a bit!!

I like a bush on a lady it’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come most peoples recycling seems to get collecting on Thursdays?

What do these recyclers do for the rest of the week?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"No it’s not. Please don’t make me panic. Other half is working nights and there’s no one here to drag it to the bottom of the drive.

Isn’t taking the bins out the woman’s job?

Not in this house!

You have him wrapped around your little finger

Of course

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Green bin day here tomorrow....

No, it’s brown, I’ve just checked

But I don't have a brown one!

You do. It keeps winking at me

Well

That's tiny though. Don't need to put that out for collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come most peoples recycling seems to get collecting on Thursdays?

What do these recyclers do for the rest of the week?"

Collected even.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't you all have it marked on a calendar on the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you all have it marked on a calendar on the fridge?"

Inside my kitchen cupboard

Council sent out a new timetable

They missed out August and September

Anything could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gf has got a brown box

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

It’s black bins for me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Not round here it isn't,

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Wrong, black bin pink lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

It bloody isn't, it's green! At least I hope it is

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How come most peoples recycling seems to get collecting on Thursdays?

What do these recyclers do for the rest of the week?"

You must live in the same street as me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

?"
ours is Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have a brown bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some kinda code....?

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Not in my area it was blue bin day 2 days ago

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"How come most peoples recycling seems to get collecting on Thursdays?

What do these recyclers do for the rest of the week?"

On the forum here mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You must be psychic or have you been spying on my timetable here?

It’s not your timetable I’ve been spying on

Oh I say, wish I'd known I'd have tidied up a bit!!

I like a bush on a lady it’s ok

Oh that's ok then, phew, hedge trimmers put away for now.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

Love and peace

? ours is Friday

No it tomorrow check again

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is this some kinda code....?"

Yes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol"

Recycling is green and that always goes out every week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I don't have a brown bin.

Yours is purple

I wanna purple bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, mine went out today.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"But I don't have a brown bin.

Yours is purple

I wanna purple bin!"

Lacey will pinch one for you if you ask her nicely

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope, mine went out today. "

You also suffer from premature binjaculation as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but it is actually orange bin day here.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But I don't have a brown bin.

Yours is purple

I wanna purple bin!"

One purple, one light blue

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But I don't have a brown bin.

Yours is purple

I wanna purple bin!

Lacey will pinch one for you if you ask her nicely

Oi!! Scousers are rather attached to their purple wheelie bins yano!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, mine went out today.

You also suffer from premature binjaculation as well

Who's been spilling my secrets again?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's not. "

T’is so

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Thanks but it is actually orange bin day here. "

Orange is for lady waste only

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol

Recycling is green and that always goes out every week

We recycle less down south clearly.

Mines every two weeks.

And no green is for garden waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, blue, food waste and turquoise bin here tomorrow. Recycling done every week, landfill once every 3 weeks.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol

Recycling is green and that always goes out every week

We recycle less down south clearly.

Mines every two weeks.

And no green is for garden waste

Just to confuse things even more you have 2 green bins, one for garden and one for recycling. I need to pin your timetable on your fridge for you.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

We don't have a brown bin.

Are we missing out?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Our collection was today (and it was black and green for us!) got to wait till 26th for our next brown and blue bin collection

I did have a little panic then thinking it was Wednesday tomorrow!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

stockport

"We don't have a brown bin.

Are we missing out?"

Lol brown for us is bottles/tin/glass

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"We don't have a brown bin.

Are we missing out?"

Everyone has a brown bin

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol

Recycling is green and that always goes out every week

We recycle less down south clearly.

Mines every two weeks.

And no green is for garden waste

Just to confuse things even more you have 2 green bins, one for garden and one for recycling. I need to pin your timetable on your fridge for you. "

I’m going to take a picture of my bins and send them to you, since I don’t have 4 bins

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s black bins for me

Check again it’s definitely brown

No it’s black. Brown is for recycling and that’s next Thursday lol

Recycling is green and that always goes out every week

We recycle less down south clearly.

Mines every two weeks.

And no green is for garden waste

Just to confuse things even more you have 2 green bins, one for garden and one for recycling. I need to pin your timetable on your fridge for you.

I’m going to take a picture of my bins and send them to you, since I don’t have 4 bins

Please do, it will be the dirtiest photo anyone has EVER sent me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You're giving your location away

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"brown bin day

Love and peace

You're giving your location away

Or am I?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Mine was yesterday

Premature binjaculation is a common thing "

Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It was recycly bin yesterday

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Oh shit... Forgot to put it out, which one is it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not.

T’is so

Nope

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's not.

T’is so

Nope "

Well Miss del Ray yours must be purple then

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

You’ll not get anyone round our end with a brown bin... ya posh if you’ve got a brown one .... you have to pay for them haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a brown bin though ...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't have a brown bin though ... "

You do now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I stick it all in the grey one.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I stick it all in the grey one."

You’re a naughty Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I stick it all in the grey one.

You’re a naughty Granny "

I used to care. Now I think fuck it. Soon I'll be expected to put it on the wagon and drive it to the fucking tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"brown bin day

Love and peace

? ours is Friday

No it tomorrow check again

"
well it is now lol.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Green day on Monday Mr. M ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Green day on Monday Mr. M ?"

No we alternate every Thursday between brown and green. I’ve just pulled mine back up the driveway. Would you like me to pull yours up?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

stockport

I’m not falling for that again. It’s my day off!!!

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By *nticeyouMan
over a year ago

Norwich

BEACH DAY!! socially distant of course. !

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not falling for that again. It’s my day off!!! "

It’s green next week

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mine's purple

And so's my bin

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine's purple

And so's my bin

Love it lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was brown and blue bin day here. God bless bins

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Was brown and blue bin day here. God bless bins"

I love your brown bin

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Black bin day here tomorrow and I had totally forgotten till I read this thread, so had to get dressed and put it out .... So thank you Mr M !!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its not

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Black bin day here tomorrow and I had totally forgotten till I read this thread, so had to get dressed and put it out .... So thank you Mr M !!"

You’re welcome

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its not"

I’ve seen your brown bin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?"

On bin day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day "

Wasn't me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me "

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

That Tattoo I had removed when I caught you in bed with him

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

That Tattoo I had removed when I caught you in bed with him

I’m

broken

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

That Tattoo I had removed when I caught you in bed with him

I’m

broken

Me too you cheat

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

That Tattoo I had removed when I caught you in bed with him

I’m

broken

Me too you cheat

I’ll never do it to you again xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Its not

I’ve seen your brown bin

When?

On bin day

Wasn't me

Well who else has a brown bin with Yasmeen 4 Mystique written on it?

That Tattoo I had removed when I caught you in bed with him

I’m

broken

Me too you cheat

I’ll never do it to you again xxx"

Promise???

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