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"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works  "She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow. I would imagine | |||
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"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works
She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.
I would imagine"Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee  | |||
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"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works
She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.
I would imagine
Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee "You told me it was a big vibrating butt plug  | |||
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"Jelly wrestling....Or custard, that works
She'd eat all the custard. She has an amazing ability to swallow.
I would imagine
Says the one who forgets she has a nutribullet and makes her smoothies anal stylee
You told me it was a big vibrating butt plug "I told you it LOOKS like a vibrating butt plug.....when will you start to listen  | |||
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"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs " A fist fight? Oo err | |||
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"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs A fist fight? Oo err" A fisting session! Cock slapping or a 69 shootout ?? | |||
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"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs A fist fight? Oo err" No fists although I expect a lot of bitch slapping......i like being slapped  | |||
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"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "So long as I don't have to kiss her. | |||
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"An Ikea meatball and gravy food fight with added Jam "Never without the jam x | |||
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"A throwdown lowdown dirty and flirty bare knuckle fisticuffs A fist fight? Oo err No fists although I expect a lot of bitch slapping......i like being slapped "Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake | |||
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"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "They will have to kiss me first as she has already confessed to having the breath of a walrus and i dont want anyone bringing me her walrus cooties....that's if they aren't knocked out already by the smell | |||
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"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings. "You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap? | |||
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"Arm wrestling "Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders? | |||
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"I love you 2 I love you more than she does!" Well you dont have a beating heart so how can you be so sure about that | |||
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"Arm wrestling
Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders?"I enhance them in my pics to make you feel more feminine | |||
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"Arm wrestling
Not a fair fight... have you seen the size of her bloke shoulders?
I enhance them in my pics to make you feel more feminine "There aint a filter in the world THAT strong. | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback!" Sorry girl but I don't do cheap  | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap "Bugger | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap
Bugger"I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)  | |||
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"Wrestling in slime. " What? Sopie's natural habitat? | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap
Bugger
I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo) "10? Amateur | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap
Bugger
I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo) "Well the copious amounts of soap being splashed around, when did you notice? | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap
Bugger
I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)
Well the copious amounts of soap being splashed around, when did you notice?"Sophie? Soap? Oh thats a good one | |||
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"Quick! Shes logged off ... more suggestions please so I can get some cheap shots off without any comeback! Sorry girl but I don't do cheap
Bugger
I do do buggery.....as often as I can (she says after stepping out of the shower having fallen arse first on a 10inch dildo)
10?
Amateur"Some of us haven't worked up to our arses devouring multiple traffic cones quite yet so when I get to that point I'll come to you for lessons | |||
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"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent? "She does love a good shooting up the bum so I'm sure she will say it's fine | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.." Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo | |||
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"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent? "Permanent? She'd still find a way of coming back. | |||
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"Lol. Most fun I've had in ages! Thanks, ladies. Um...pistols at dawn?? Too permanent?
Permanent?
She'd still find a way of coming back."Or just coming | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.. Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo "Yep ... ole green eyes is back | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.. Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo
Yep ... ole green eyes is back "But mine are blue darling | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.. Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo
Yep ... ole green eyes is back
But mine are blue darling "...blueish . Sweetheart | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.. Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo
Yep ... ole green eyes is back
But mine are blue darling
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Sweetheart"Like your balls? | |||
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"Do I hear a hint of jealousy.. Nope, she bent over to reach something on the bottom shelf so what you're hearing is an echo
Yep ... ole green eyes is back
But mine are blue darling
...blueish
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Sweetheart
Like your balls? "Lick my balls? | |||
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"Rock, paper, scissor sisters" Nice theory .... apart from the scissor sister bit. Have you seen what she's got in there? | |||
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"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers... "Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine... I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE | |||
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"Dance off round your handbags "Handbags at dawn | |||
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"Dance off round your handbags "Could work ... though hers is more of a sack | |||
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"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings.
You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap? "Seems legit.
Though if that’s the case, I have to ask why it’s so expensive? | |||
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"A bake off ...soggiest bottom loses" To be fair we both have fairly soggy bottoms! | |||
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"How many Haribo rings can you stuff into your rings.
You do realise they got the idea for the channel tunnel from her bending over naked to pick up a bar of soap?
Seems legit.
Though if that’s the case, I have to ask why it’s so expensive?"Cos my arse don't come cheap babe | |||
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"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers...
Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine...
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE "Or the prize? | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider "And I thought these girls were fierce | |||
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"I think I win by default. " I may have to fight you myself | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself "No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of! | |||
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"Kissing competition? A group of carefully selected peeps kiss both of you and rate? I’m sure there’d be enough volunteers...
Ok, so I'm late to the party as usual but I totally get behind this idea.... And unsurprisingly to many I imagine...
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Or the prize? "Not sure I'm a worthy prize but if you insist.... | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself
No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!"Nah...that's too easy! Maybe I should take them on together
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"How did I miss this! I'm thinking an assault course. Ladies, fully dressed, heels the works. No stopping to touch up your makeup. Knobbling of the other compulsory. " I don't need no course on how to assault someone! | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself
No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!
Nah...that's too easy!
Maybe I should take them on together
"Not sharing you with that one. Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already? | |||
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"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you "Is it bitchy if it's true? | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider "My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider "Do tell ... | |||
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"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you
Is it bitchy if it's true?"Ooooooo | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself
No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!
Nah...that's too easy!
Maybe I should take them on together
Not sharing you with that one.
Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?"No..you need to get your leg higher than that! | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself
No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!
Nah...that's too easy!
Maybe I should take them on together
Not sharing you with that one.
Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?
No..you need to get your leg higher than that!"In these heels? | |||
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"I think I win by default. I may have to fight you myself
No one wins. It's a draw. Both gorgeous. End of!
Nah...that's too easy!
Maybe I should take them on together
Not sharing you with that one.
Have I not pissed this lamp post enough already?
No..you need to get your leg higher than that!
In these heels?"Heels and one in of your gorgeous outfits | |||
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"How did I miss this! I'm thinking an assault course. Ladies, fully dressed, heels the works. No stopping to touch up your makeup. Knobbling of the other compulsory. I don't need no course on how to assault someone!" No shit | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning"Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch "Oh here it is. Ding ding round two. Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised | |||
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"This has made me howl with laughter - so fabulously bitchy, the pair of you "This is well behaved in case of a forum holiday | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised "Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us "Full me you woke up sharp! | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!"I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose "You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart"Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last? | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart
Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last? "I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart
Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?
I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today"You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose "So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out! Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in... | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart
Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?
I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today
You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl "Sweetheart. I would have the ball to face you even after a full castration | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out!
Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in... "She could probably smell Sophie had got up and the smell of fish attracted her! | |||
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"Now now ladies "Well she started it. Actually I started it but she responded | |||
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"Now now ladies "I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
So have I - fucking cat woke me up wanting to go out!
Then when I actually got up just after 7 she was whining to come back in...
She could probably smell Sophie had got up and the smell of fish attracted her!"I keep telling you Jemima, it's not fish although some say the smell of vagina is similar and thats where I got up from last | |||
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"Now now ladies
I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof "I have heard from those who have seen said maggot. She certainly aint no lady | |||
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"I know..seems to be over before it started .. There's so many more senarios to consider
My arch nemesis appears to be absent this morning
Isn't the description of an arch nemesis your opposing equal? I'm certain this isn't equal and weighted heavily in my favour thanks to my bulky arms.....bitch
Oh here it is.
Ding ding round two.
Good response on the nemesis thing. I am surprised
Surprised? Even something like a traffic cone randomly falling out of your arse is never a surprise to the rest of us
Full me you woke up sharp!
I've been awake since 5am darling....some of us have a purpose
You might actually be a worthy opponent afterall sweetheart
Ohhhhh have you found someone suitably equipped to take me on at last?
I will respond appropriately just as soon as I can think of a decent answer. Fuck me ... someone brought their A game today
You need some balls to take me on sweetie, are you telling me you've finally had yours removed and become a real girl
Sweetheart.
I would have the ball to face you even after a full castration "You only ever had half for full quota of balls anyway | |||
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"Now now ladies
I'm no lady....not making my dick pic public but I do have it as proof
I have heard from those who have seen said maggot. She certainly aint no lady"You really do need to sort out your autocorrect, when you type penis it is not meant to come out as maggot so we know what your phone thinks of yours now | |||
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"I am so glad I stumbled into this thread!  "Welcome! | |||
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"100 metre race in heels " If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win | |||
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"100 metre race in heels If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win "I'm not a distraction! | |||
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"100 metre race in heels If you're standing at the start line im screwed....this other trollop on the other hand will run to any and every penis at the finishing line and stop at any along the way so I have plenty time for you to distract me and still win
I'm not a distraction! "We both know that but Judy over there needs to at least think she has a proper race to run so let's let her think that for a while | |||
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"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it "Oh yeah so I have.....if she can sing though im buggered | |||
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"100 metre race in heels " I would be amazed if old flamingo legs over there can keep her legs unspread long enough to cover 100 metres. | |||
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"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it
Oh yeah so I have.....if she can sing though im buggered "Like a bird darling, like bird. (Not saying which bird though!) | |||
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"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it "Go on Sloth .... show us your sweat transvestite! | |||
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"I say a rocky horro picture show-off, best rendition of sweet transvestite wins.....I hear Sophie has already been rehearsing it
Go on Sloth .... show us your sweat transvestite! "I did wonder if that was sweat I could see dribbling down your legs but upon closer inspection realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
I can see a sweet transvestite just by looking in the mirror....you wouldnt know how that feels though dahling with your mug staring back at you | |||
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" I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
"YOU TASTED IT? Skank | |||
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" I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
YOU TASTED IT?
Skank"You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf | |||
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" I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
YOU TASTED IT?
Skank
You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf "Best Stick to your 'special smoothies. Babe | |||
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" I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
YOU TASTED IT?
Skank
You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf
Best Stick to your 'special smoothies.
Babe "Ahhhhhh the sweet sweet taste of a woman, savour in that musky nectar. You know it, the one you think is stinky fish lol......you have no taste as you can tell by looking at your wardrobe | |||
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" I realised it was something a little more salty.....and white
YOU TASTED IT?
Skank
You told me I would like it as you said you had drank gallons of the stuff as if it was milk, you were so so very wrong and you made me barf
Best Stick to your 'special smoothies.
Babe
Ahhhhhh the sweet sweet taste of a woman, savour in that musky nectar.
You know it, the one you think is stinky fish lol......you have no taste as you can tell by looking at your wardrobe "Don't go putting words in my mouth. In fact don't put anything in my mouth  | |||
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" Don't go putting words in my mouth. In fact don't put anything in my mouth "It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once | |||
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See who's first to run for cover without make-up | |||
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" Don't go putting words in my mouth. In fact don't put anything in my mouth
It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once "Ooo a fellate off | |||
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"A Face Off
See who's first to run for cover without make-up "Ooh, now it's a three-way! | |||
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"A Face Off
See who's first to run for cover without make-up
Ooh, now it's a three-way! " x | |||
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" Don't go putting words in my mouth. In fact don't put anything in my mouth
It would be almost impossible to fit anything in there anyway with the amount of cocks you stuff in at once
Ooo a fellate off "I guarantee you she would win every single time | |||
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"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish. " I vote this  | |||
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"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish. " They should start and finish it that way | |||
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"A Face Off
See who's first to run for cover without make-up
Ooh, now it's a three-way!
x" | |||
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"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish. They should start and finish it that way "Ooooh you're dangerous.....i like you  | |||
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"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish. They should start and finish it that way
Ooooh you're dangerous.....i like you "Sophie...I definitely have my moments | |||
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"Good old fashioned boat race... five different shots of liquor and a pint of Guinness to finish. I vote this "Bring it | |||
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"Naked mud wrestling "We can all trot over to Sophie's swamp. Plenty of mud there | |||
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"Naked mud wrestling
We can all trot over to Sophie's swamp. Plenty of mud there "It wasn't a swamp until you sharted in my garden | |||
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"Drag race ...full drag ..strip ..5 mins in the shower then back to full drag "Nice idea ... but the thought of seeing Sharon out of drag ... albeit briefly turns my stomach. As for the rest of it, looks like she never spends morec than 5 minutes on her drag anyway | |||
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"Drag race ...full drag ..strip ..5 mins in the shower then back to full drag
Nice idea ... but the thought of seeing Sharon out of drag ... albeit briefly turns my stomach.
As for the rest of it, looks like she never spends morec than 5 minutes on her drag anyway "Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye for what looks good unlike you who lines up your make up (paint) brushes on a door frame and runs through them hoping for the best | |||
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" Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye for" a maximum of 5 minutes, using a trowel | |||
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" Mine is hardly a drag, I deftly apply my make up with a steady hand and an eye fora maximum of 5 minutes, using a trowel" 4 minutes more than it takes you to go from guy......to guy with lippy | |||
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"The fight would have to be with weapons.. because you can't risk any up close and personal sort of grappling action.. because there is a risk of T.W.F.O.....more commonly known as trannie wig fall off.. this can be devastating for anyone.. it's like the trans Achilles heel.." Robyn, very good point. Plus that way I wouldn't get close enough to smell her. Thankyou x | |||
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