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By *lap.n.tickle OP   Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

i friggin hate the place. Just thought I'd share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather push hot needles under my finger nails than go to ikea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it it’s like playing Wendy houses but for grown ups lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love the meatballs tho, nom nom nom nom

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I hate going there and I don't like the furniture.

I really enjoy putting it together, though!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP   Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I do love the meatballs tho, nom nom nom nom "

I got blagged with promises of hot dogs. Now we find the cars not big enough to carry it all home. Guess whos sat on a box in the car park waiting. The hot dogs really aren't this good.

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By *rivextrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Agreed! The place is a time waste...

Did you know some IKEA furniture actually contains paper cardboard init!!

A bit too cheap for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dispise the place

You need a degree in map reading just to find your way around

Also who wants a bookcase called billy

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By *lap.n.tickle OP   Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Agreed! The place is a time waste...

Did you know some IKEA furniture actually contains paper cardboard init!!

A bit too cheap for my liking."

Perfect for a rental though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like the smelly candles. However, I've not been in over 16 years so imagine they've changed whiff since then

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By *lap.n.tickle OP   Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I like the smelly candles. However, I've not been in over 16 years so imagine they've changed whiff since then "

Don't be so sure

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nooo make it stop....the only good bit is playing can this be used as a sex toy in the kitchen department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven't lived until you have been to ikea and gone the wrong way in the one way system and been tutted at for not following the arrows illuminating the floors and then to top it off dodged random kids throwing themselves at sofas and beds as you pass by and get a small shoe kicking your funny bone...but the meatballs are good, or in my most recent trip to furnish my daughters new flat I was almost reduced to a screaming toddler as the cafe was closed due to covid grrr

Her x

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

You people still go into ikea...

With couples fighting over the smallest details like what colour cushions they should get.

Ikea delivers through DpD it costs me about £5-£10 and I'm about 30 miles away.

Shame the don't deliver sish meatballs through

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"I do love the meatballs tho, nom nom nom nom

I got blagged with promises of hot dogs. Now we find the cars not big enough to carry it all home. Guess whos sat on a box in the car park waiting. The hot dogs really aren't this good."

This is the only part I enjoy, watching people try to get a chest of drawers into a fiesta. You know its not going to fit, they know its not going to fit, but they still try every possible connotation

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I don't mind the place, it's great late on a work day. It's the crowds I can't stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite enjoyed going in the past

Even if you don’t like the furniture

It’s fun watching someone trying to put all the stuff they’ve brought into the back of the car

Only to find they’ve forgotten they still have the kids to get in???

And then there’s the ones that slam the boot shut

Only to pop the back window out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always glad to get out but wouldn't do without my Billy and Poang!

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By *rivextrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haha... I guess

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