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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shit in the neighbor's cat litter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sister Jennie,

I've obviously never sinned before as I'm an angel. But this morning I've been bad.

I drank milk right out of the bottle.

I live alone so no one else knew but even so

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shit in the neighbor's cat litter "

how did that go? did you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shit in the neighbor's cat litter

how did that go? did you enjoy it? "

So much but the neighbors thought their cats was sick and tool them to the vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am resisting the temptation to send a faf to someone

It's not a sin yet but I don't have any will power on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shit in the neighbor's cat litter "

Presumably you had to break into their house first ...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I had to read that OP 5 times before it sunk in, you in a convent screamed does not compute in my brain

I had cheesecake for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shit in the neighbor's cat litter "

Anoint your sinful arse with bleach. This must be done immediately if you are to avoid the fiery pits of hell.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am soooooooooooo fuck'n boring that I have never sinned. I'm so upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister Jen I been having sex with hubby but fantasied it was another man am I normal

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I confess I’m still in bed. Sloth has taken over this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am resisting the temptation to send a faf to someone

It's not a sin yet but I don't have any will power on fab "

Slam your manhood in the car door a dozen times shouting "Fancy a fuck". This will teach you the error of your ways.

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to read that OP 5 times before it sunk in, you in a convent screamed does not compute in my brain

I had cheesecake for breakfast

"

How many slices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister Jen, I confess. Im still in bed but I need to get up because I really want coffee but I'm much prefer if a sexy, handsome man brought me one instead.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen"

Sister Jennie,

I am without spot of sin.

Sister LisaB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?"

Only if it was the beef ones.

Pickled onion monster munch is mana from heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?

Only if it was the beef ones.

Pickled onion monster munch is mana from heaven"

Amen to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Sister Jennie,

I am without spot of sin.

Sister LisaB "

Hallelujah

Rejoice at the revelation of one of pure spirit.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?

Only if it was the beef ones.

Pickled onion monster munch is mana from heaven"

Amen to that

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?"

It’s both a sin and it’s own punishment

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Sister Jen

I have not sinned as I haven’t seen Mrs sofa in over a week but I need advice on what I should do as soon as I see her tomorrow?

Should I pin her to the wall and kiss her liked I missed her?

Or

Force her on her knees and face fuck her till I get this horn out of me?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I had to read that OP 5 times before it sunk in, you in a convent screamed does not compute in my brain

I had cheesecake for breakfast

How many slices? "

6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I farted."

A physical manifestation of the sins festering inside. An insertion of the holy strapon of Saint Helga will help puge your soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to read that OP 5 times before it sunk in, you in a convent screamed does not compute in my brain

I had cheesecake for breakfast

How many slices?

6"

You are a living Saint, my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shit in the neighbor's cat litter

how did that go? did you enjoy it?

So much but the neighbors thought their cats was sick and tool them to the vet "

Aaawww...poor cat and neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jen

I have not sinned as I haven’t seen Mrs sofa in over a week but I need advice on what I should do as soon as I see her tomorrow?

Should I pin her to the wall and kiss her liked I missed her?

Or

Force her on her knees and face fuck her till I get this horn out of me?

"

A sin of thought is as grave as a sin of deed. She must vigorously rub the blessed oil of lubrication into any of your sinful appendages until the residue of your sin spurts forth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am resisting the temptation to send a faf to someone

It's not a sin yet but I don't have any will power on fab

Slam your manhood in the car door a dozen times shouting "Fancy a fuck". This will teach you the error of your ways.

Hallelujah "

Thank you for you guidens Sister Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sister Jen, I confess. Im still in bed but I need to get up because I really want coffee but I'm much prefer if a sexy, handsome man brought me one instead. "

I'm about to make another cup. what do you take. I warn you im not a handsome man but i do make a mean coffee

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Sister Jen

I have not sinned as I haven’t seen Mrs sofa in over a week but I need advice on what I should do as soon as I see her tomorrow?

Should I pin her to the wall and kiss her liked I missed her?

Or

Force her on her knees and face fuck her till I get this horn out of me?

A sin of thought is as grave as a sin of deed. She must vigorously rub the blessed oil of lubrication into any of your sinful appendages until the residue of your sin spurts forth."

And what should be done with the seedlings produced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monster munch for breakfast, is that a sin?

It’s both a sin and it’s own punishment "

Flaming hot

The punishment will come around 2pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie,

I've obviously never sinned before as I'm an angel. But this morning I've been bad.

I drank milk right out of the bottle.

I live alone so no one else knew but even so "

Use food the mouth in contradiction of what Fab intended is an abomination. Get thee under my pulpit that you may learn the only true and blessed use for that sinful orifice.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Forgive me for I have sinned, it has been many years since my last confession.....

I did trim thy neighbours bush without permission.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am soooooooooooo fuck'n boring that I have never sinned. I'm so upset. "

Oh my child, self deception is the route to perdition. Examine thy soul more closely, root out the sin, banish it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jen

I have not sinned as I haven’t seen Mrs sofa in over a week but I need advice on what I should do as soon as I see her tomorrow?

Should I pin her to the wall and kiss her liked I missed her?

Or

Force her on her knees and face fuck her till I get this horn out of me?

A sin of thought is as grave as a sin of deed. She must vigorously rub the blessed oil of lubrication into any of your sinful appendages until the residue of your sin spurts forth.

And what should be done with the seedlings produced? "

A nice meringue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an atheist. I've never been to confession

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got the horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jen I been having sex with hubby but fantasied it was another man am I normal "

Sadly all too normal. The world about us seethe with the stench of sin.

A sound spanking will drive the hellish demons from you!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Sister Jen

I have not sinned as I haven’t seen Mrs sofa in over a week but I need advice on what I should do as soon as I see her tomorrow?

Should I pin her to the wall and kiss her liked I missed her?

Or

Force her on her knees and face fuck her till I get this horn out of me?

A sin of thought is as grave as a sin of deed. She must vigorously rub the blessed oil of lubrication into any of your sinful appendages until the residue of your sin spurts forth.

And what should be done with the seedlings produced?

A nice meringue?"

Thank you for your advice as always sister

We will be sure to save you some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the horn "
I blame the soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the horn "

Do you want me to help you?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've got the horn I blame the soap "

That'll be it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the horn I blame the soap

That'll be it then "
oh and messages??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jen, I confess. Im still in bed but I need to get up because I really want coffee but I'm much prefer if a sexy, handsome man brought me one instead. "

In truth a delivery of sacred liquid from a true hearted sister of the Holy Order of Fab may be of more benefit than that brown caffienated sinners brew.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got the horn "

Let us all blow the horn in praise of the bounteous gifts bestowed by the Supreme Being that is Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an atheist. I've never been to confession "

Yet you are widely known to worship at the Church of the Purple Headed One.

Heretic. Get thee behind me (oh and while you are there....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a confession.... I've been bad.

I drank a whole bottle of wine last night and woke up on the sofa at 4.30 this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed at summat I shouldn't have yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a confession.... I've been bad.

I drank a whole bottle of wine last night and woke up on the sofa at 4.30 this morning!"

Oh you poor misguided soul.

To avoid damnation, you must send a boob pic to one who is free of sin. (Hint )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an atheist. I've never been to confession

Yet you are widely known to worship at the Church of the Purple Headed One.

Heretic. Get thee behind me (oh and while you are there....)"
love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me Madre for I have sinned, I lead a life of hedonism, debauchery and lust

Is there any hope for me yet?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sister Jennie,

I've obviously never sinned before as I'm an angel. But this morning I've been bad.

I drank milk right out of the bottle.

I live alone so no one else knew but even so

Use food the mouth in contradiction of what Fab intended is an abomination. Get thee under my pulpit that you may learn the only true and blessed use for that sinful orifice.

"

I'm definitely on my way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me Madre for I have sinned, I lead a life of hedonism, debauchery and lust

Is there any hope for me yet? "

Get thee to a nunnery.

(Imagine the mischief you could get up to there! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I laughed at summat I shouldn't have yesterday.... "

By way of attunement, you must stand naked before the altar that all the sisterhood (and brotherhood that so desire) may gaze scornfully upon thy sinful body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It has been an immaculate honour to witness the joy of the sinner converted.

However the reel of unrepentant sin still assails my nostrils.

Confess, you heretics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed at summat I shouldn't have yesterday....

By way of attunement, you must stand naked before the altar that all the sisterhood (and brotherhood that so desire) may gaze scornfully upon thy sinful body. "

I'd quite enjoy that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I laughed at summat I shouldn't have yesterday....

By way of attunement, you must stand naked before the altar that all the sisterhood (and brotherhood that so desire) may gaze scornfully upon thy sinful body.

I'd quite enjoy that! "

The purging of sin should be enjoyed!

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yesterday I ate a after eight mint at 11am

iam so sinfull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yesterday I ate a after eight mint at 11am

iam so sinfull "

Which was after 8am. Your soul is still safe my brother.

Fab be praised

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sister Jennie,

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I forgot my Grandma’s birthday and blames it on the postman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie,

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I forgot my Grandma’s birthday and blames it on the postman. "

Love honey do next day delivery ... you can rescue this

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

During the lockdown I met........

No, I can’t do it.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm being a saint ...my halo needs polishing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being a saint ...my halo needs polishing"

Oh the simple purity of a shiny ring.

Hallelujah

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another confession..... After the milk incident this morning I went back to bed. And I haven't moved yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Another confession..... After the milk incident this morning I went back to bed. And I haven't moved yet "

* Taxi To Devon *

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another confession..... After the milk incident this morning I went back to bed. And I haven't moved yet

* Taxi To Devon * "

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel here, nothing to confess

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen"

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister Jenny I confess, I have a addiction ! It’s fab x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another confession..... After the milk incident this morning I went back to bed. And I haven't moved yet "

Ah ... Time spent in holy meditation?

Bless you sister.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny I confess, I have a addiction ! It’s fab x"

That is called religious ferver.... and we are all for it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!"

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Angel here, nothing to confess "

Remember your sins will find you out.

.

Yes, even that time in the alleyway behind The Crown and Cushion!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sister Jennie - is it a sin to still hold decidedly lewd thoughts for Cheetarah from Thundercats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"During the lockdown I met........

No, I can’t do it.....

"

You met your true pure inner self?

Fab be praised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Angel here, nothing to confess

Remember your sins will find you out.

.

Yes, even that time in the alleyway behind The Crown and Cushion!"

Got fingered for burgers! Busted!

Damn your good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie - is it a sin to still hold decidedly lewd thoughts for Cheetarah from Thundercats? "

Thou shalt not lust after graven images.

Wickedness.

.

.

Intensive chasity servitude will cleanse your unworthy soul.

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!"

Love to visit your vestry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Angel here, nothing to confess

Remember your sins will find you out.

.

Yes, even that time in the alleyway behind The Crown and Cushion!

Got fingered for burgers! Busted!

Damn your good "

Repent now or you shall be forever tormented by the demon V'an-Illa

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Angel here, nothing to confess "

yeah yeah

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Another confession..... After the milk incident this morning I went back to bed. And I haven't moved yet

* Taxi To Devon *

Ooh yes please "

If only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!"

Be careful what you wish for.

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for. "

It's not a wish. More an ambition..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for.

It's not a wish. More an ambition.."

Your sense of vocation is admirable.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Forgive me Sister for I have sinned.

In the morn of this fair day, I have repeatedly self plundered my treasured area with a rather large dildo. To make it even worse, I did it under the watchful and encouraging gaze of a lustful man who spurred me on to sin even more. I fear that I've sinned too much and it is not yet the evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me Sister for I have sinned.

In the morn of this fair day, I have repeatedly self plundered my treasured area with a rather large dildo. To make it even worse, I did it under the watchful and encouraging gaze of a lustful man who spurred me on to sin even more. I fear that I've sinned too much and it is not yet the evening. "

Both you and the young man involved shall be dragged to the quadrangle whereupon you shall be instructed to re-enact your foul deeds for my perusal. Only then will I be able to fully judge the heinousness of your sin.

(And bring tissues)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sister Julia Tamara, please forgive me of my sins as I cannot for the life of me type your name properly.

Each time I try, it comes out differently and I secretly chuckle to myself picturing the look of frustration on your face when I mention your name

Please show me the error of my ways Sister Jessica Tabatha

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By *own and countryCouple
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

You are on fab !!

Sining is compulsory

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Sister Jennie,

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I forgot my Grandma’s birthday and blames it on the postman.

Love honey do next day delivery ... you can rescue this"

Today, I’m now wearing my coffee as well as drinking it.

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By *own and countryCouple
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

You are on fab !!

Sining is compulsory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Julia Tamara, please forgive me of my sins as I cannot for the life of me type your name properly.

Each time I try, it comes out differently and I secretly chuckle to myself picturing the look of frustration on your face when I mention your name

Please show me the error of my ways Sister Jessica Tabatha

"

My child you are forgiven.

You are not to blame.

You are just a bit of a cunt

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are on fab !!

Sining is compulsory "

All praise the FAF for that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sister Julia Tamara, please forgive me of my sins as I cannot for the life of me type your name properly.

Each time I try, it comes out differently and I secretly chuckle to myself picturing the look of frustration on your face when I mention your name

Please show me the error of my ways Sister Jessica Tabatha

My child you are forgiven.

You are not to blame.

You are just a bit of a cunt

Amen"

()()

Give me a moment to wipe up my spittle that flew out and I shall bow to your grace Sister Jennie Talia

Fuck me I got it right!!!!!

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Julia Tamara, please forgive me of my sins as I cannot for the life of me type your name properly.

Each time I try, it comes out differently and I secretly chuckle to myself picturing the look of frustration on your face when I mention your name

Please show me the error of my ways Sister Jessica Tabatha

My child you are forgiven.

You are not to blame.

You are just a bit of a cunt

Amen

()()

Give me a moment to wipe up my spittle that flew out and I shall bow to your grace Sister Jennie Talia

Fuck me I got it right!!!!!

Amen "

"Fuck me"

Oh the temptation thrown in my path .... like cow pats from the devils own satanic herd!

Not today Satan, not today

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for.

It's not a wish. More an ambition..

Your sense of vocation is admirable."

Does that mean I'm forgiven??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for.

It's not a wish. More an ambition..

Your sense of vocation is admirable.

Does that mean I'm forgiven??"

Once you have completed an act of penance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an angel , so sin free here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sin continues to find myself in a compromising position in the shower

I know I must shave down there but all the thoughts of stocking clad legs are going to make it a dicey task

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here "

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't need to.

Im sweet and innocent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum."

Yes my mum. Don't think she hasn't told me what you two got up to!

Sinner!

PS. She wants to know if you will go halves on the bill for getting her carpet cleaned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't need to.

Im sweet and innocent. "

Ah Cardinal Chunk.

Shall I fetch the comfy chair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!"

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't need to.

Im sweet and innocent.

Ah Cardinal Chunk.

Shall I fetch the comfy chair?"

I thought i was the comfy chair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sin continues to find myself in a compromising position in the shower

I know I must shave down there but all the thoughts of stocking clad legs are going to make it a dicey task "

Your penance, you filth minded heathen shall be to continue your perverted grooming under a cold shower.

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve eaten way to many nuts and it’s sent me soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Jennie

Sorry, phone autocorrected your name!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't need to.

Im sweet and innocent.

Ah Cardinal Chunk.

Shall I fetch the comfy chair?

I thought i was the comfy chair. "

Your Grace, it is always a pleasure to have proceedings supervised by one so pure.

(Meet in the vestibule the usual time? I have lube)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!! "

Skipping through the pews during evensong singing "I feel pretty" whilst waving a large wooden phallus might address your wrongdoing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pining after a man I can't have booooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve eaten way to many nuts and it’s sent me soft "

Nuts?

The food of squirrels?

How quickly you forget the 11th commandment "And neither shalt though eat the food of the blessed squirrels"?

Such wickedness. The softness is a reminder. Suffer it in silence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pining after a man I can't have booooooooooo"

Men are the root of all sin.

A couple of rounds with Incandescent will return you to the path of righteousness.

You poor lovesick pilgrim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!!

Skipping through the pews during evensong singing "I feel pretty" whilst waving a large wooden phallus might address your wrongdoing. "

Fair punishment! next time I’ll be more wicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!!

Skipping through the pews during evensong singing "I feel pretty" whilst waving a large wooden phallus might address your wrongdoing.

Fair punishment! next time I’ll be more wicked "

Irredeemable

There is a special bench reserved for those like you

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for.

It's not a wish. More an ambition..

Your sense of vocation is admirable.

Does that mean I'm forgiven??

Once you have completed an act of penance."

Anything. I feel so guilty....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out.

Amen

Had a really good perv over your pics. Need absolution immediately for I am a true sinner!

Join me in the vestry for a private consultation.

Wicked creature!

Love to visit your vestry!

Be careful what you wish for.

It's not a wish. More an ambition..

Your sense of vocation is admirable.

Does that mean I'm forgiven??

Once you have completed an act of penance.

Anything. I feel so guilty...."

And so you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!!

Skipping through the pews during evensong singing "I feel pretty" whilst waving a large wooden phallus might address your wrongdoing.

Fair punishment! next time I’ll be more wicked

Irredeemable

There is a special bench reserved for those like you"

Sounds like I’d be in good company

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!!

Skipping through the pews during evensong singing "I feel pretty" whilst waving a large wooden phallus might address your wrongdoing.

Fair punishment! next time I’ll be more wicked

Irredeemable

There is a special bench reserved for those like you

Sounds like I’d be in good company "

Bad company. Very bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Wow.

Fancy signing up for the clergy? You'd be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I'm an atheist I really must confess my sins. I'm having extremely naughty filthy wonderful sexy thoughts about a certain fab member.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even though I'm an atheist I really must confess my sins. I'm having extremely naughty filthy wonderful sexy thoughts about a certain fab member. "

Sins in thought lead to sins in deed.

A naked frolic in a nettle patch should expunge thoughts of this members member!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’ve eaten way to many nuts and it’s sent me soft

Nuts?

The food of squirrels?

How quickly you forget the 11th commandment "And neither shalt though eat the food of the blessed squirrels"?

Such wickedness. The softness is a reminder. Suffer it in silence."

I’ll try to chew quietly Sister, maybe sucking is the answer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sister Jennie, me again. Totally sinned. I took pictures of my boobs again and displayed them on fab.

Spank me would you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even though I'm an atheist I really must confess my sins. I'm having extremely naughty filthy wonderful sexy thoughts about a certain fab member.

Sins in thought lead to sins in deed.

A naked frolic in a nettle patch should expunge thoughts of this members member!"
Thank you. I shall try that tomorrow

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Day from hell.. 1. Rinsing in the shower, it stopped working. 2. Unhelpful staff in Screw Fix, - £60 at this point. 3. Posted a very expensive Avon brochure to my Mum, it cost £55 to get my car unlocked as the central locking locked me out with the keys inside it. 4. Had a totally shameful experience of having to walk home to use my phone to ring the locksmith to do this, bedraggled and looking like something out of a wet t-shirt competition, yes it was white. Is it wine o'clock yet? If it's not, then hell yeh, I'm sinning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve eaten way to many nuts and it’s sent me soft

Nuts?

The food of squirrels?

How quickly you forget the 11th commandment "And neither shalt though eat the food of the blessed squirrels"?

Such wickedness. The softness is a reminder. Suffer it in silence.

I’ll try to chew quietly Sister, maybe sucking is the answer "

Harlot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie, me again. Totally sinned. I took pictures of my boobs again and displayed them on fab.

Spank me would you.... "

The penzance shall be ....

.

.

.

.

No.

You will receive no spanking.

You will receive no perverse pleasure from such derangement.

.

You total cowing sinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day from hell.. 1. Rinsing in the shower, it stopped working. 2. Unhelpful staff in Screw Fix, - £60 at this point. 3. Posted a very expensive Avon brochure to my Mum, it cost £55 to get my car unlocked as the central locking locked me out with the keys inside it. 4. Had a totally shameful experience of having to walk home to use my phone to ring the locksmith to do this, bedraggled and looking like something out of a wet t-shirt competition, yes it was white. Is it wine o'clock yet? If it's not, then hell yeh, I'm sinning. "

My child.

Partake of the Holy wine of oblivion with no shame.

Blessed be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole money from a collection box in church when I was 10

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’ve eaten 4 packets of crisps today. 2 before and 2 after my tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole money from a collection box in church when I was 10"

*Gasp!*

A dozen randomly sent dick pics is the only remedy!

(To be reviewed by Sister Jennie prior to sending )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve eaten 4 packets of crisps today. 2 before and 2 after my tea. "

Flavour?

Be warned... prawn cocktail is NOT a satisfactory answer.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"I’ve eaten 4 packets of crisps today. 2 before and 2 after my tea.

Flavour?

Be warned... prawn cocktail is NOT a satisfactory answer."

2 cheese and onion and 2 ready salted.

I have no idea what came over me....

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The other day I was sunbathing on a lounger between calls when I should have been writing up notes, but it was so nice and hot and I needed VitD and my tan topping up. I’d also had a bottle of Malbec on the previous workshop and a couple of wanks, and was feeling a little sleepy. I suddenly woke up realised my next teams call has started, and I was chairing. I was really sweating heavy in the sun , particularly my head and face and I spotted the neighbours kitten out the corner of my eye, quickly grabbed it used it to wipe my head, face and armpits then jumped up and joined the call apologist that my previous call had over-run. The kitten was soaking wet with sweat and it’s fur messed up and spiky.

Forgive me sister ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"The other day I was sunbathing on a lounger between calls when I should have been writing up notes, but it was so nice and hot and I needed VitD and my tan topping up. I’d also had a bottle of Malbec on the previous workshop and a couple of wanks, and was feeling a little sleepy. I suddenly woke up realised my next teams call has started, and I was chairing. I was really sweating heavy in the sun , particularly my head and face and I spotted the neighbours kitten out the corner of my eye, quickly grabbed it used it to wipe my head, face and armpits then jumped up and joined the call apologist that my previous call had over-run. The kitten was soaking wet with sweat and it’s fur messed up and spiky.

Forgive me sister ?

"

You just had to mention soaking wet pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve eaten 4 packets of crisps today. 2 before and 2 after my tea.

Flavour?

Be warned... prawn cocktail is NOT a satisfactory answer.

2 cheese and onion and 2 ready salted.

I have no idea what came over me.... "

The crisps are merely an outward expression of the shame you feel for sins of the flesh. The crisps themselves can be easily attoned for with broccoli... lots of it.

As for the inner shame it must be exposed. An afternoon of exposing your bosoms to passing lorry drivers will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other day I was sunbathing on a lounger between calls when I should have been writing up notes, but it was so nice and hot and I needed VitD and my tan topping up. I’d also had a bottle of Malbec on the previous workshop and a couple of wanks, and was feeling a little sleepy. I suddenly woke up realised my next teams call has started, and I was chairing. I was really sweating heavy in the sun , particularly my head and face and I spotted the neighbours kitten out the corner of my eye, quickly grabbed it used it to wipe my head, face and armpits then jumped up and joined the call apologist that my previous call had over-run. The kitten was soaking wet with sweat and it’s fur messed up and spiky.

Forgive me sister ?

"

And I dare say you had also just fed the family pet rooster, much to his satisfaction. Hence where you find a contented cock theres usually a wet pussy.

Here endeth the lesson.

Praise be to FAF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie, me again. Totally sinned. I took pictures of my boobs again and displayed them on fab.

Spank me would you....

The penzance shall be ....

.

.

.

.

No.

You will receive no spanking.

You will receive no perverse pleasure from such derangement.

.

You total cowing sinner "

Penance not penzance!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sister Jennie, me again. Totally sinned. I took pictures of my boobs again and displayed them on fab.

Spank me would you....

The penzance shall be ....

.

.

.

.

No.

You will receive no spanking.

You will receive no perverse pleasure from such derangement.

.

You total cowing sinner

Penance not penzance!"

You love them!

And also aww. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would saying that you sliced someones femoral artery before throwing them into a concrete foundation be a step to far?

Fortunately my worst sin is using tinned tomatoes instead of fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would saying that you sliced someones femoral artery before throwing them into a concrete foundation be a step to far?

Fortunately my worst sin is using tinned tomatoes instead of fresh "

*too, sodding autofuckup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would saying that you sliced someones femoral artery before throwing them into a concrete foundation be a step to far?

Fortunately my worst sin is using tinned tomatoes instead of fresh "

Tinned tomatoes?

The femoral artery would be the lesser evil.

A naked wrestle with Cardinal Chunk in a paddling pool of said tomatoes shall be your just punishment!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Eating digestives in my bed, crumbs galore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating digestives in my bed, crumbs galore "

This will be another willy pic penance

You late night muncher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!"

Fund?!?!?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I used profane language in the workplace because my boss was being a n00b. I got told off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?! "

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?!

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you"

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used profane language in the workplace because my boss was being a n00b. I got told off "

If your boss is one of the Fab faithful ... slapped wrist.

If not .... fair play. What a n00b

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I used profane language in the workplace because my boss was being a n00b. I got told off

If your boss is one of the Fab faithful ... slapped wrist.

If not .... fair play. What a n00b"

Awww thanks Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used profane language in the workplace because my boss was being a n00b. I got told off

If your boss is one of the Fab faithful ... slapped wrist.

If not .... fair play. What a n00b

Awww thanks Jennie "

Bless you my child

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Day from hell.. 1. Rinsing in the shower, it stopped working. 2. Unhelpful staff in Screw Fix, - £60 at this point. 3. Posted a very expensive Avon brochure to my Mum, it cost £55 to get my car unlocked as the central locking locked me out with the keys inside it. 4. Had a totally shameful experience of having to walk home to use my phone to ring the locksmith to do this, bedraggled and looking like something out of a wet t-shirt competition, yes it was white. Is it wine o'clock yet? If it's not, then hell yeh, I'm sinning.

My child.

Partake of the Holy wine of oblivion with no shame.

Blessed be!"

Update, I managed my usual half a glass. I'm staying home today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie,

I've obviously never sinned before as I'm an angel. But this morning I've been bad.

I drank milk right out of the bottle.

I live alone so no one else knew but even so "

That’s disgusting - I don’t like milk!

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over a year ago


"Day from hell.. 1. Rinsing in the shower, it stopped working. 2. Unhelpful staff in Screw Fix, - £60 at this point. 3. Posted a very expensive Avon brochure to my Mum, it cost £55 to get my car unlocked as the central locking locked me out with the keys inside it. 4. Had a totally shameful experience of having to walk home to use my phone to ring the locksmith to do this, bedraggled and looking like something out of a wet t-shirt competition, yes it was white. Is it wine o'clock yet? If it's not, then hell yeh, I'm sinning.

My child.

Partake of the Holy wine of oblivion with no shame.

Blessed be!

Update, I managed my usual half a glass. I'm staying home today. "

Spend the day well.

In meditation and marvel at the glory of Fab!

Go in peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sister Jennie,

I've obviously never sinned before as I'm an angel. But this morning I've been bad.

I drank milk right out of the bottle.

I live alone so no one else knew but even so

That’s disgusting - I don’t like milk! "

Judge not lest ye be judged

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By *irSub3Couple
over a year ago

Northern Ireland


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?!

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

Amen "

If only our sins funded us...

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over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?!

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

Amen

If only our sins funded us... "

Heresy!

Wish not for the path of sin for it will be your undoing!

Mustard applied to the nether regions is a suitable punishment for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an ex marine, I’ve sinned far to many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m an ex marine, I’ve sinned far to many times"

Ah the sins of the bootie are many and various.

Drop and assume the position. On my command commence pressure whilst the sisterhood observe.

Ready?

Two, six go!

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over a year ago


"I’m an ex marine, I’ve sinned far to many times

Ah the sins of the bootie are many and various.

Drop and assume the position. On my command commence pressure whilst the sisterhood observe.

Ready?

Two, six go!"

* press ups

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Nothing to confess!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Forgive me, Sister Jennie, for I am a terrible washer-upper

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By *irSub3Couple
over a year ago

Northern Ireland


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?!

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

Amen

If only our sins funded us...

Heresy!

Wish not for the path of sin for it will be your undoing!

Mustard applied to the nether regions is a suitable punishment for you!"

At least I could afford fancy mustard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing to confess!"

You proudly display your satanic sausage yet still see no sin?

You poor deluded wayward strayer.

Prepare to receive Jennie's holy unction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me, Sister Jennie, for I am a terrible washer-upper "

Yes the font is looking rather grubby recently.

Report go my chambers for debriefing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an angel , so sin free here

... and I quote: "Don't tell me what to do, unless it's in the bedroom"

Temptress.

Repent! Repent!

Be sure your sins will fund you!

Fund?!?!?!

I meant to say find you, but if the toilet wall graffiti is correct they will also fund you

Amen

If only our sins funded us...

Heresy!

Wish not for the path of sin for it will be your undoing!

Mustard applied to the nether regions is a suitable punishment for you!

At least I could afford fancy mustard "

Applied with a wire brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrived to work to be told as a group the company may be facing redundancies, after working out asses of right through lockdown I lost my shit and left the manager a little sheepish. Not sure I want forgiveness for that though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrived to work to be told as a group the company may be facing redundancies, after working out asses of right through lockdown I lost my shit and left the manager a little sheepish. Not sure I want forgiveness for that though "

Shall we say you exacted divinely inspired retribution?

You are promoted to altar boy.

Well done x

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over a year ago


"Arrived to work to be told as a group the company may be facing redundancies, after working out asses of right through lockdown I lost my shit and left the manager a little sheepish. Not sure I want forgiveness for that though

Shall we say you exacted divinely inspired retribution?

You are promoted to altar boy.

Well done x"

An appropriate amount of smiting was done for now, thank you sister Jennie for the approval and the promotion

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By *icole123Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Watching Father/Daughter porn at 7am,and cumming numerous times

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Sister Jenny,

I’m a bad girl who licked honey off her friends stomach for a dare last night.

Punish me for my wickedness!!! "

I run a honey stall and this is just the kind of testimonial we need to boost sales.

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