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How boring is cottage cheese?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont eat it then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thingy loves this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair it with a baked potato and pineapple...yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thingy loves this "

Thingy?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ? "

Refresh any old pebbledashing?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It’s the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never listen to the sexy people at the gym. Listen to the languid people at the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ? "

Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Never listen to the sexy people at the gym. Listen to the languid people at the bar."

I’m gonna add a load of olive oil and sugar , see if it makes it edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to make a manky Slimming World world Canelloni with it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Thingy loves this

Thingy?"

Yeah thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace it with a tub of icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ?

Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy"

^^this^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never listen to the sexy people at the gym. Listen to the languid people at the bar.

I’m gonna add a load of olive oil and sugar , see if it makes it edible "

Sounds like something a languid person at the bar would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thingy loves this

Thingy?

Yeah thingy "

Thingy wingy....?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah I bought it once. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Replace it with a tub of icecream"

How do you get your knickers so white ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought you meant it as the slang term for under your foreskin

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Salt and pepper, ripe tomatoes, cucumber

Lush

Love it

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopped chives and sliced radish on top of some nice sourdough bread (if carbs allowed;)

My old lecturer used to put a drizzle of nice honey on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salt and pepper, ripe tomatoes, cucumber

Lush

Love it

X"

This too^

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Thingy loves this "

In that case I’ll force it down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chopped chives and sliced radish on top of some nice sourdough bread (if carbs allowed;)

My old lecturer used to put a drizzle of nice honey on it. "

Ooh nice need to try this, I love it with spring o ions and black olives on rye bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even look at it tbh....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't even look at it tbh...."

Your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cottage cheese and chives on a jacket potato is yummy

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Mix it with salt, pepper and fresh cut chives and eat it on a hot baked potato.

But I agree, it is really bland without any tasty additions

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cottage cheese

Potato salad

Cold slaw

Tiger bread

Cucumbers

Mmmmmmmm x

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ?

Cottage cheese with pineapple - yummy"

That actually sounds good in a strange way , and I eat pineapple anyway, might try it.... gotta be worth a try .., tasty cum and big muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't even look at it tbh....

Your cock "

Well I do need a telescope to see the tip.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't even look at it tbh....

Your cock

Well I do need a telescope to see the tip..... "

Was thinking cheese

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I love cottage cheese, straight out of the tub. Or on jacket potato with tuna or in a salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Replace it with a tub of icecream

How do you get your knickers so white ?"

random. They are fresh out of the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't even look at it tbh....

Your cock

Well I do need a microscope to see the tip..... "

Fify

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't even look at it tbh....

Your cock

Well I do need a microscope to see the tip.....

Fify "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ? "

Love cottage cheese...with chives

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

This made me laugh

Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....

The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould

I never know why I bought it in the first place

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"This made me laugh

Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....

The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould

I never know why I bought it in the first place "

I’m gonna mix it with all those chia seeds and quinoa that are use by Nov 2015

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This made me laugh

Cottage cheese... one of those items you buy to eat healthily so you open and eat half....

The next time you take the lid off it’s happily stewing in green mould

I never know why I bought it in the first place

I’m gonna mix it with all those chia seeds and quinoa that are use by Nov 2015 "

The birds would love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair it with a baked potato and pineapple...yum"

WTF!!!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ? "

Mix in some fresh chopped chives and parsley add a little ground pepper, paprika and garlic and nutmeg and stuff it into a chicken breast pocket. Wrap it in serrano ham and bake for about 25 min at. 220'c.

Or just make cheesecake

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Just remember what Vic and Bob said:-

There's a type of cheese you don't need a grater,

you keep it in your refridgerator,

it's not really a cheese, it's a residue,

ah, but a residue that's good for you.

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,

try it once and then you'll agree,

that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,

is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

I think it's the only cheese that lives in the tub.

What about Dairylea? Yes, right enough.

But I think it's the only cheese that's pure and white.

What about Wensleydale?

Yes, or Cheddarie Light.

That's right.

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,

try it once and then you'll agree,

that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,

is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Oh i love cottage cheese! Although not the one with pineapple chunks. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you. It is the devil's chunky sperm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It literally makes me want to hurl. It’s like lumpy cold sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I’d be really healthy and eat what the sexy people at he gym are telling me to eat , bought a big tub tonight, but fuck me this stuff is dull it ain’t cheese it’s chunder. It’s like eating paper mache or a tin of old rancid white emulsion from the cellar.

What do I do with this stuff ? "

Pineapple one is usually better.

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