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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day you get a message by carrier pigeon from evolutuon herself..nope not a swingers club but THE EVOLUTION..the ones that dragged all you out there into humanity leaving some like me part monkey she says to me.." eh chimp, stop with the nit picking because Im offering a slight upgrade..so whats your wish, how would you like a change?" Well I d be instant in my reply, quick as a flash.." give me something that will naturally stop bloody horseflies, wasps and ants having a go at me..plllllllleeeeeeeease( spoken like roger rabbit that last word). Bloody things..anyways theres mine whats yours? What kinda thing could evolution offer that would make you smile

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

To stop body hair growing back...I have some masochist tendencies, but it's like rutual torture having your foof waxed

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"To stop body hair growing back...I have some masochist tendencies, but it's like rutual torture having your foof waxed "

Shave it. Much easier and not at all sore

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Self-cleaning teeth that remain pearly white and don't decay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better eyesight

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"To stop body hair growing back...I have some masochist tendencies, but it's like rutual torture having your foof waxed

Shave it. Much easier and not at all sore"

I get really bad razor rash...tried every razor, cream potion and handy tip out there and still get it. Magic Shave is okay if I'm in a pinch and can't get to the salon, but waxing is best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To stop body hair growing back...I have some masochist tendencies, but it's like rutual torture having your foof waxed

Shave it. Much easier and not at all sore"

You rhink you got problwms...men reach an age where it grows only in the ears, nose and eyebrows ..oh and random other places.. as for an exploding shrubbery...phew..its like a ginger yeti on the loose called pinnochio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better eyesight "

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back TreeMonkey. It is great to see you have returned

Ive missed your presence and posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all! "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back TreeMonkey. It is great to see you have returned

Ive missed your presence and posts"

Cheers doc..missed the very random conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My upgrade would just be further consciousness development and integrate a few more bits of myself. I’d like to access more of the potential of the human mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

Hahaha"

Did someone just laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome back TreeMonkey. It is great to see you have returned

Ive missed your presence and posts

Cheers doc..missed the very random conversations "

Yep the random ones are always interesting and often enlightening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My upgrade would just be further consciousness development and integrate a few more bits of myself. I’d like to access more of the potential of the human mind."

Oh hell yeah...I found living rough in the woods for 2 years opened a lot of avenues and thankfully closed some..such as living by clocks and calenders etc..long solitude with only nature is a heck of a channel opener.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

Hahaha

Did someone just laugh? "

Ermmmmmm...possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back TreeMonkey. It is great to see you have returned

Ive missed your presence and posts

Cheers doc..missed the very random conversations

Yep the random ones are always interesting and often enlightening"

Certainly are...I ve learned so much here

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

To have a different body shape than a weeble

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

Hahaha

Did someone just laugh?

Ermmmmmm...possibly "

It's OK, I can see you by the power of sonar

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Think for me if I was totally selfish, would be not to take things to heart. Waste too much time on things that don't matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

Hahaha

Did someone just laugh?

Ermmmmmm...possibly

It's OK, I can see you by the power of sonar "

Was more of a slight snigger..does that help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better eyesight

Agree, having eyes like fuzzy felt is no good at all!

Hahaha

Did someone just laugh?

Ermmmmmm...possibly

It's OK, I can see you by the power of sonar

Was more of a slight snigger..does that help "

Still sonar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think for me if I was totally selfish, would be not to take things to heart. Waste too much time on things that don't matter"

Understand this as being over aware and over thinking is a part of my issues..my alert system spots the slightest of frowns or the most minute change to body language or attitude..and its nigh on impossible to control..as Im sure you know too well x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'd like a tail please.. Changeable. Sometimes a squirrel fluff snuggler and sometimes a lioness swiper to keep boundaries.

Or

Ability to talk to the plants and s and ask them to diminish or flourish in my garden on command.

Or

Flight ooooooooo!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Think for me if I was totally selfish, would be not to take things to heart. Waste too much time on things that don't matter

Understand this as being over aware and over thinking is a part of my issues..my alert system spots the slightest of frowns or the most minute change to body language or attitude..and its nigh on impossible to control..as Im sure you know too well x"

Yep unfortunately was a useful in order to survive. But aren't required anymore but I still overanalyze things

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mostly.. The ability to gently convince my fellow humans to love themselves despite it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think for me if I was totally selfish, would be not to take things to heart. Waste too much time on things that don't matter

Understand this as being over aware and over thinking is a part of my issues..my alert system spots the slightest of frowns or the most minute change to body language or attitude..and its nigh on impossible to control..as Im sure you know too well x

Yep unfortunately was a useful in order to survive. But aren't required anymore but I still overanalyze things "

Oh gawd I hear you on that..alas they are foundation stones, deeply rooted and all but impossible to shift..be nice to yourself eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a tail please.. Changeable. Sometimes a squirrel fluff snuggler and sometimes a lioness swiper to keep boundaries.

Or

Ability to talk to the plants and s and ask them to diminish or flourish in my garden on command.

Or

Flight ooooooooo! "

I LOVE THIS POST..you beauty...tails are great for balance in trees..not much cop swimming gorges though if its a furry fluff snuggler..sure I ve seen somewhere you can buy tails . I ve come close to flying in my skydiving days..tis truly epic falling through the clouds. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upgrade would just be further consciousness development and integrate a few more bits of myself. I’d like to access more of the potential of the human mind.

Oh hell yeah...I found living rough in the woods for 2 years opened a lot of avenues and thankfully closed some..such as living by clocks and calenders etc..long solitude with only nature is a heck of a channel opener."

I can imagine. I have found nature a fabulous place for contemplation

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd make the adult brain a bit more flexible and not so fixed based on shit that happened when you were a kid. I have the power to move past stuff now, brain. Fucking let me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My upgrade would just be further consciousness development and integrate a few more bits of myself. I’d like to access more of the potential of the human mind.

Oh hell yeah...I found living rough in the woods for 2 years opened a lot of avenues and thankfully closed some..such as living by clocks and calenders etc..long solitude with only nature is a heck of a channel opener.

I can imagine. I have found nature a fabulous place for contemplation "

For me it is the only place and link it with dance and the potency is vastly increased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd make the adult brain a bit more flexible and not so fixed based on shit that happened when you were a kid. I have the power to move past stuff now, brain. Fucking let me "

Understand this..alas I think it will go quiet at the same time as the unfortunate soul goes quiet. My best wishes to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose your fertile moment so you didnt just suffer endless unecessary periods.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Choose your fertile moment so you didnt just suffer endless unecessary periods. "

Oh Christ yes. Get rid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choose your fertile moment so you didnt just suffer endless unecessary periods.

Oh Christ yes. Get rid."

Imagine the freedom

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd like to be able to manipulate magnetic fields...

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