FabSwingers.com forum: I'm cold!!!

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m sure we could find a way of warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be round in a jiffy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I got a bit sunburnt on the weekend, my body is a bit like Chernobyl I'm radiating heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a bath.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m sure we could find a way of warming up

Onesies?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

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Would be a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m boiling here have some body heat of mine.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll be round in a jiffy"

I'm surprised you can fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a match we could light ?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I got a bit sunburnt on the weekend, my body is a bit like Chernobyl I'm radiating heat! "

Oooffttt perfect! Gimme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm Welsh cwtch on its way

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Have a bath."

But then it's even colder when you get out

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return.

Would be a pleasure

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m boiling here have some body heat of mine. "

Stealing!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have a match we could light ?

But I might burn a nipple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been compared to a furry teddy bear in the past.

Good to snuggle with and warm you up

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think that sometimes there can be such a thing as too much boob pillowness going on. Can I cook for you and then the heat of the kitchen and your intense desire for the food will warm you up*?

*I barfed a bit as I was typing this.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Put my heating on after getting drenched twice whislst out with dogs.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hugs xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a match we could light ?

But I might burn a nipple! "

Could kiss it better ?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return. "

Could cuddles like penguins so the one in the middle did not get to hot and sweaty..

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I got a bit sunburnt on the weekend, my body is a bit like Chernobyl I'm radiating heat! "

With two massive heat lamps

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think that sometimes there can be such a thing as too much boob pillowness going on. Can I cook for you and then the heat of the kitchen and your intense desire for the food will warm you up*?

*I barfed a bit as I was typing this."

I have been known to sit in front of the oven to warm up. It's very rare I will object to being fed

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A warm Welsh cwtch on its way

Aww thanks

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have been compared to a furry teddy bear in the past.

Good to snuggle with and warm you up"

It's a key requirement for anyone I share a bed with to be warm!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Put my heating on after getting drenched twice whislst out with dogs."

Oh bless you. I hope you get cosy too!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have a match we could light ?

But I might burn a nipple!

Could kiss it better ?

Touché!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return.

Could cuddles like penguins so the one in the middle did not get to hot and sweaty..

Perfect. Rotating cuddle pile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some candles which might help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best! "

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been compared to a furry teddy bear in the past.

Good to snuggle with and warm you up

It's a key requirement for anyone I share a bed with to be warm! "

Well I tick that box. Will be the only one though

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I help my boobs are like hot water bottles

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return.

Could cuddles like penguins so the one in the middle did not get to hot and sweaty..

Perfect. Rotating cuddle pile! "

That the idea.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m sure we could find a way of warming up

Onesies? "

Of course onesies, what else ?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've got some candles which might help...

Fire is good!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give you a big cuddle and share my fluffy blanket!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I help my boobs are like hot water bottles

God yes! Be like a warm bucket of water balloons in here

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would give you a big cuddle and share my fluffy blanket! "

You are the best!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hugs xx

Thank you

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some candles which might help...

Fire is good! "

Just mind the dripping wax...

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've got some candles which might help...

Fire is good!

Just mind the dripping wax..."

I'll use it to make a cast of my lady garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some candles which might help...

Fire is good!

Just mind the dripping wax...

I'll use it to make a cast of my lady garden. "

There's a business opportunity there

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've got some candles which might help...

Fire is good!

Just mind the dripping wax...

I'll use it to make a cast of my lady garden.

There's a business opportunity there

I'd be better making them from silicone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a human hot water bottle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I help my boobs are like hot water bottles

God yes! Be like a warm bucket of water balloons in here

We would definitely be warm and cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm bucket of water balloons haha

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!

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By *ouno2muchMan
over a year ago

Disneyland

Boob pillows!!!! I can provide unlimited supply of cuddling and spooning. Guaranteed to keep you warm

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return. "

Chunky's radiator services are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat! "

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a human hot water bottle

Your services are required!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I help my boobs are like hot water bottles

God yes! Be like a warm bucket of water balloons in here

We would definitely be warm and cosy

Warm, cosy and a plentiful supply of boobs!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!

Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Boob pillows!!!! I can provide unlimited supply of cuddling and spooning. Guaranteed to keep you warm

Sounds like a good offer!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who is willing to donate body heat?

I can provide boob pillows in return.

Chunky's radiator services are available.

Thank you Chunky

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!

Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles? "

That sounds bloody perfect

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

Are you a snowman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!

Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles? "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have too much at the moment. Here you go

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry no can do! I’ve been bloody frozen myself all day. Lips went blue at one point!

Oh no! Fancy taking the other side of one of these human hot water bottles?

That sounds bloody perfect

You've git yourself a deal!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have too much at the moment. Here you go"

Gimme gimme!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

Are you a snowman? "

Do you want to see my carrot?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

Are you a snowman?

Do you want to see my carrot?

Maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

Are you a snowman?

Do you want to see my carrot?

Maybe... "

If I warm you up it might just appear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a human hot water bottle

Your services are required! "

On my way. Body heat is passed better on naked skin. Just sayin

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am naturally toasty warm which is great in the winter but a bugger in the summer.

I have been a hot water bottle for many a lady....

Human hot water bottles are the best!

It usually works out as they cool me down while I warm them up

Apparently I am also a human furnace. Probably why I feel cold giving out all that heat!

I hardly ever feel the cold just the heat....

Are you a snowman?

Do you want to see my carrot?

Maybe...

If I warm you up it might just appear..."

The carrot seeks out the warmth?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a human hot water bottle

Your services are required!

On my way. Body heat is passed better on naked skin. Just sayin"

Well if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give you a nice warm shot to heat your cockles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often find that physical activity is a fast way to warm up

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I'm always roasting, here for cuddles.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I'm a human hot water bottle

Your services are required!

On my way. Body heat is passed better on naked skin. Just sayin"

I've used that line before. Rather effective.

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