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The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?  | |||
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The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on? "I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter. Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap. | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? " Not an issue can even make them diary free if needed lol xx | |||
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"Do we have to use public transport ?? "Up to you.... But hurry and get here please | |||
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"Do we have to use public transport ??
Up to you.... But hurry and get here please"Do they still have Concorde?? | |||
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"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though" Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping  | |||
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"Someone say cake? "Always | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? Not an issue can even make them diary free if needed lol xx" I'm cool with dairy! Yay | |||
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The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter.
Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap."You say the sweetest things | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? " I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do? | |||
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"Do we have to use public transport ??
Up to you.... But hurry and get here please
Do they still have Concorde??"Sadly no..... | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do? "They sound lovely | |||
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The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
I aspire to reach the high levels of the gutter.
Now - how about you getting that fine arse on my face...... I mean lap.
You say the sweetest things "I know - I'm the reincarnation of Shakespeare.  | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do? "Hell yes, sit by me | |||
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"PPE?" And what PPE do you think you need? | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake "You're on! | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?
Hell yes, sit by me " Oiy!!dont eat them all now... leave it for others too | |||
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"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter? Faecal oral transmission, you guys!" sorry. I'll await my punishment now... | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need? "Full body armour and a lance....? | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?
Hell yes, sit by me
Oiy!!dont eat them all now... leave it for others too "I'd like one please | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?"Dude! Thought you loved me  | |||
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"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter? Faecal oral transmission, you guys! sorry. I'll await my punishment now..."Bend over........ THWACK.  | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on? "You can sit on mine  | |||
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"I'm never ever far from gutter level and I like cake can I join please" Absolutely you can | |||
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"Oh this all sounds perfect. I am so up for cake and I would happily perch on a lap. I could bring a coffee and walnut cake. Her x" Yum! One of my favourites. Let's find you a lap... | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on! "Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream | |||
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"Oh this all sounds perfect. I am so up for cake and I would happily perch on a lap. I could bring a coffee and walnut cake. Her x" Definitely. Pull up a lap! | |||
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"Geez, don't we have enough disease problems without bringing food to the gutter? Faecal oral transmission, you guys!" I'll be fine . Its not food I'll be eating  | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
You can sit on mine "Yay! I'm loving the lap hopping, thank you | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do? "Yes please | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me "I do!  I thought you liked huge things inside you....?  | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?
Hell yes, sit by me
Oiy!!dont eat them all now... leave it for others too
I'd like one please "help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on!
Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream "Yes please | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on!
Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream "Can I have boobs with mine please? | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me
I do! I thought you liked huge things inside you....? "Not that huge! Maybe a baton? | |||
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now I want other cakes too | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?
Hell yes, sit by me
Oiy!!dont eat them all now... leave it for others too
I'd like one please help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself "Ahh thank you! Yeah, we all love a bit of cake especially homemade. | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on!
Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream
Can I have boobs with mine please? "We will put it on my boobs for you | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too "Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap. Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake. | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on!
Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream
Can I have boobs with mine please?
We will put it on my boobs for you "You read my mind! | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
You can sit on mine
Yay! I'm loving the lap hopping, thank you "You always very welcome | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake. "You dirty thing | |||
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"Can someone bring cookies or flapjacks maybe? I just baked Red velvet cupcakes...will they do?
Hell yes, sit by me
Oiy!!dont eat them all now... leave it for others too
I'd like one please help yourself!few left...but you should do thst right now,that lady I'm sitting with ,loves a bit of cake like myself
Ahh thank you! Yeah, we all love a bit of cake especially homemade. "me too... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing "You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get | |||
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"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping "Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me
I do! I thought you liked huge things inside you....?
Not that huge! Maybe a baton? "Like a French stick... ?  | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get "Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here "Too late. I've tied you up already. | |||
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"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping
Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful"I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter | |||
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"I have chocolate marble cake and freshly baked custard creams... Not sure if I want to bring them to the gutter though, it's pouring with rain here so they'll get a bit soggy! K" It's a covered gutter | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on? "My lap is sore but as long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat! | |||
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"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping
Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful
I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter "You do everything in the gutter | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me
I do! I thought you liked huge things inside you....?
Not that huge! Maybe a baton?
Like a French stick... ? "Less bread but you're getting the idea  | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me
I do! I thought you liked huge things inside you....?
Not that huge! Maybe a baton?
Like a French stick... ?
Less bread but you're getting the idea "More protein then? | |||
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"PPE? And what PPE do you think you need?
Full body armour and a lance....?
Dude! Thought you loved me
I do! I thought you liked huge things inside you....?
Not that huge! Maybe a baton?
Like a French stick... ?
Less bread but you're getting the idea
More protein then?"That's the one..... | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
My lap is sore but as long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat! "Darn it.... Sparkles, he only has one available seat! | |||
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"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap "You know that's Sparkles and me, right? | |||
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"I can bring hot choc fudge cake
You're on!
Would you like custard or cream with it ...or ice cream
Can I have boobs with mine please? "Always happy to accommodate that | |||
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"Well you can sit on mine, be nice and comfy to begin with, might get a bit lumpy quite quickly though Ahh thank you, it'll get fairly squished in here pretty quickly anyway so they'll be lots of lap hopping
Lap dancing is one thing, lap hopping could be painful
I'm gentle, I do it regularly in the gutter
You do everything in the gutter "This is true | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get "I think you have competition though..... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though..... "Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge. | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on? "oh yes please | |||
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"I never left... "Sorry, did i not untie you last time. Sorry. | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge. "It's a filth-off! | |||
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"I never left... "Have your had that wax yet my love... ? | |||
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"I never left... "Keeping it warm for us all Bluebell | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on? oh yes please "Join the gutter crew..... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off! "You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far. | |||
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I enjoyed it
Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer
And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP! | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far. "I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence...... | |||
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"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap
You know that's Sparkles and me, right? "The pair of you on my lap  I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky | |||
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"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be I enjoyed it
Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer
And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP! "Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs? | |||
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"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap
You know that's Sparkles and me, right?
The pair of you on my lap I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky "Smooth talker..... But I couldn't agree more..... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence...... "Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness. | |||
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"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be I enjoyed it
Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer
And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!
Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs? "As long as you're facing out.... I want boobs | |||
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"I've just made some jam doughnuts and chocolate eclairs..... Can I come? "I'll come and pick you up | |||
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"I've got a Colin the caterpillar cake, plenty for everyone but only the cheekiest can sit on my lap
You know that's Sparkles and me, right?
The pair of you on my lap I'm definitely playing the lottery now if I'm being this lucky "Sounds like fun | |||
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or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake
Her x | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness. "We could be in trouble then | |||
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"3 replies: haha I'm houdini me, only tied up as long as I want to be I enjoyed it
Nippy... legs waxed... next awaiting an occasion other than Mr Racer
And... always a warm (slightly wet) spot for you NSP!
Can I be on top of Mr and under Mrs?
As long as you're facing out.... I want boobs "Your wish is my command | |||
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"I've just made some jam doughnuts and chocolate eclairs..... Can I come? "Sounds like a plan | |||
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"I still need a lap or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake
Her x"A lady doesn't stand. Please - my left is free. Xx | |||
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"I will bring the bakery" Ooh with bread as well? I like bread. Granary please | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then "Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol | |||
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"I still need a lap or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake
Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx"Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx | |||
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"I still need a lap or I will happily stand and sway whilst eating cake
Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx
Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx"You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub. | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol"Weird. Virtue is my middle name.... | |||
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"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet "Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly | |||
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"I'm in it x" Where have you been? They've almost taken all the laps! Go find one.... | |||
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"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet
Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly "That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name.... "I can't even spell "vurchew" | |||
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Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew" "I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some | |||
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Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you
Oh what a great neighbourhood this gutter is! Who knew!?
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some "I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time. | |||
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Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx
Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx
You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub. "In exchange for a foot rub I would happily feed you cake. I always eat cake with a fork though, I dont want cake under my nails. Otherwise they would need to be sucked clean and that would require more men on hand... I am quite liking this idea x | |||
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Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed "Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr | |||
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Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx
Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx
You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.
In exchange for a foot rub I would happily feed you cake. I always eat cake with a fork though, I dont want cake under my nails. Otherwise they would need to be sucked clean and that would require more men on hand... I am quite liking this idea x"If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time. "Coffee came out of my face when I read that.... | |||
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Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed
Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr"I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close! | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.
Coffee came out of my face when I read that.... "I have a napkin, allow me. | |||
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Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx
Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx
You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.
In exchange for a foot rub I would happily feed you cake. I always eat cake with a fork though, I dont want cake under my nails. Otherwise they would need to be sucked clean and that would require more men on hand... I am quite liking this idea x
If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx"Believe me if crumbs make it past cleavage and to the under boob then there's no pretty way of getting them out x | |||
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The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.
Coffee came out of my face when I read that....
I have a napkin, allow me. "That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway | |||
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Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed
Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr
I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close! "Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol | |||
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Her x
A lady doesn't stand.
Please - my left is free. Xx
Aww yay thank you my feet were killing me in these heels. Want some cake CG? Xx
You'll have to feed me as my hands are busy giving you a foot rub.
In exchange for a foot rub I would happily feed you cake. I always eat cake with a fork though, I dont want cake under my nails. Otherwise they would need to be sucked clean and that would require more men on hand... I am quite liking this idea x
If you drop any crumbs down your cleavage we'll save them for later. Xx
Believe me if crumbs make it past cleavage and to the under boob then there's no pretty way of getting them out x"Who's talking about it being pretty. I'm thinking more 'erotic'. | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.
Coffee came out of my face when I read that....
I have a napkin, allow me.
That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway "OK, but be careful when wringing it out. | |||
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Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed
Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr
I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!
Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol "Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave! Stupid channel indeed..... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.
Coffee came out of my face when I read that....
I have a napkin, allow me.
That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway
OK, but be careful when wringing it out. "I'll shake it instead. | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
Really?
The gutter?
But isn't that a bit dirty?"Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in.... | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
I think you have competition though.....
Ooooo. That sounds like a challenge.
It's a filth-off!
You've only had a little sample of my dirty mind - so far.
I've been lulling you (and everyone else) into a false sense of my innocence......
Its not my innocence you have to worry about - it's my sweetness.
We could be in trouble then
Chunky "Trouble" Gent. Lol
Weird. Virtue is my middle name....
I can't even spell "vurchew"
I had to learn. Apparently they figured it was one way of ensuring I have some
I hope that doesn't mean you're a good girl all the time.
Coffee came out of my face when I read that....
I have a napkin, allow me.
That's not a napkin. But wipe my face with it anyway
OK, but be careful when wringing it out.
I'll shake it instead. "Be sure to have a good grip then. | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
Really?
The gutter?
But isn't that a bit dirty?
Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in.... "Is it dry yet, or are things a bit damp? | |||
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"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner. You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on "That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any | |||
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"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner. You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on
That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any "Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me! | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already. " what next! | |||
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"gutter....
The pervy pair that is NotSoPosh and I want to drag you fellow perves to our favourite place. Bring cake and who's lap can I sit on?
Really?
The gutter?
But isn't that a bit dirty?
Estragon usually power washes it for us before we get in....
Is it dry yet, or are things a bit damp?"He always leaves things a little damp does that one..... | |||
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"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet
Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed
Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr
I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!
Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol
Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave!
Stupid channel indeed..... "We'll flash our boobs at each other, will be easier to spot each other | |||
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"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner. You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on
That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any
Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me! "Oh that sounds delightful | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!"next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation. So long as you're not too shy. | |||
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"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner." I think not, nobody puts PP in the corner. Plus the cakes you would bring will be insanely tasty, so I will come over and keep you company Her x | |||
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"Popped my head in, the gutter is no fun place if it's near me it's pissing it down. Plus the cake will get wet
Come here woman..... Sit under my brolly
That's alright then, we'll cwtch in under it
We will indeed
Damn that thing called the Bristol channel sometimes grr
I know! Was driving home yesterday and looked over and you seemed so close!
Can see your part of the world my work building on a sunny day. Stupid channel lol
Next sunny day I'll stand on a hill and wave!
Stupid channel indeed.....
We'll flash our boobs at each other, will be easier to spot each other "Ooh now that's a good plan! | |||
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"I already have a residence in the gutter. I will bring cookies, cheesecake and alcohol
Neighbours always welcomed.... Especially you " why thank lovely MWAH! X | |||
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"You know I would, but I'll end up in the corner. You know there's plenty of ladies here who want your lap PP. Preferably in the corner as you can get real leverage with 2 walls to lean on
That I can and 2 naughty ladies would be perfect, do you know of any
Sparkles! Your presence is required in the corner with PP and me!
Oh that sounds delightful "Knew you'd like the sound of that | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!
next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.
So long as you're not too shy. "you getting rather giddy | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!
next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.
So long as you're not too shy. you getting rather giddy "'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!
next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.
So long as you're not too shy. you getting rather giddy
'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no " sorry to hear that | |||
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"Are we too late? Brought Caramel Mars Bar Brownies to excuse our tardiness " can I have one?I've been abused on here | |||
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!
next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.
So long as you're not too shy. you getting rather giddy
'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no
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"... now I want other cakes too
Id be happy with watching you eat cakes while sat on my lap.
Besides, my hands are too busy to eat cake.
You dirty thing
You have noooooo idea how dirty i can get
Christ!I'm in trouble...
Get me outta here
Too late. I've tied you up already.
what next!
next - the naughtiness begins, but that's for a private conversation.
So long as you're not too shy. you getting rather giddy
'Horny' - maybe. 'giddy' - no
sorry to hear that
Well. I obviously can't please everybody. "And no need for it... thats the beauty of it | |||
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