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"Is there a cliff notes Nip? I got lost half way through and I’m not sure who I am anymore. "Tell me anything you know....   | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. " That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?  | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee.. "I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....  | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious..... "Not that I smell girls wee often....  | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called? 
Dave "My brother's name, that.... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious..... "Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research? | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that.... "Parents can be cruel | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often.... "Some guys might have that fetish..  | |||
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"Pineapples grow on the ground. Makes total sense but I’d never thought about it before and it blew my mind when I found out. "Saw them growing when I visited Goa ages ago and I was like "holy fuck, it's a pineapple BUSH!!!!" | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill? "By doing a weirdly niche degree  . | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research? "I'm a chemist, js....  | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js.... "The job is yours  | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel "Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so..... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish.. "My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer...... | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so..... "Let me know how that all goes | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?
By doing a weirdly niche degree . "Haha, so you're qualified too! | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js....
The job is yours "Let's do it! I'll bring my specs and labcoat.... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer...... " | |||
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"You eaten too many smarties nippy? "Nah, but we did have half price McDonald's on the way home form our day out.... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer......
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer......
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js....
The job is yours
Let's do it! I'll bring my specs and labcoat.... "Mmmm like the sound of that  | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer......
Why ?& what did he do with it??"Idk, an old housemate, he used to keep it in the windowsill in his room....  | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer......
Haven't spoken to him since uni, OBV! "I wonder why?.. | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Not that I smell girls wee often....
Some guys might have that fetish..
My old mate Andy used to piss in a pint glass and keep it.... ....none so queer......
Why ?& what did he do with it??
Idk, an old housemate, he used to keep it in the windowsill in his room.... "A new air freshener maybe? | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js....
The job is yours
Let's do it! I'll bring my specs and labcoat....
Mmmm like the sound of that "Just been perving at your third boob! Absolutely! When and where? | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so..... "The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?
By doing a weirdly niche degree .
Haha, so you're qualified too! "Official professional pants person. | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse "I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when.... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js....
The job is yours
Let's do it! I'll bring my specs and labcoat....
Mmmm like the sound of that
Just been perving at your third boob! Absolutely! When and where? "It's not a real one.. | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?
By doing a weirdly niche degree .
Haha, so you're qualified too!
Official professional pants person. "Omg you're a professional! I always wondered what ppl meant on their profiles when they said professional couple looking for professional penis owner etc.... | |||
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"I know that when I gush it's not wee..
I was experiencing this with someone recently and it kinda smelt the same so I was dubious.....
Mine is a clear, non smelling liquid it doesn't stain either..maybe I should get a chemistry set & do some research?
I'm a chemist, js....
The job is yours
Let's do it! I'll bring my specs and labcoat....
Mmmm like the sound of that
Just been perving at your third boob! Absolutely! When and where?
It's not a real one.. "Don't try to backtrack now! Clearly the pic was approved, it's YOURS! | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?
By doing a weirdly niche degree .
Haha, so you're qualified too!
Official professional pants person.
Omg you're a professional! I always wondered what ppl meant on their profiles when they said professional couple looking for professional penis owner etc.... "You need a degree in penis husbandry for that! | |||
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"You eaten too many smarties nippy?
Nah, but we did have half price McDonald's on the way home form our day out.... "That may explain it. But answering your question as I always say I know relatively little. I'm always learning and I like it that way | |||
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"How to draft and grade bra patterns. That's kinda cool! How does one learn that skill?
By doing a weirdly niche degree .
Haha, so you're qualified too!
Official professional pants person.
Omg you're a professional! I always wondered what ppl meant on their profiles when they said professional couple looking for professional penis owner etc....
You need a degree in penis husbandry for that! "I have a degree from the university of life in that respect.... | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when.... ".....now | |||
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"You eaten too many smarties nippy?
Nah, but we did have half price McDonald's on the way home form our day out....
That may explain it. But answering your question as I always say I know relatively little. I'm always learning and I like it that way "Oh behave, you have a PhD ffs! | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when....
.....now"Two years that's taken, js..... | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when....
.....now
Two years that's taken, js..... "And I'm a shit shag, you will wish you hadn't waited | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when....
.....now
Two years that's taken, js.....
And I'm a shit shag, you will wish you hadn't waited "It's not in until it's in.... | |||
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"You eaten too many smarties nippy?
Nah, but we did have half price McDonald's on the way home form our day out....
That may explain it. But answering your question as I always say I know relatively little. I'm always learning and I like it that way
Oh behave, you have a PhD ffs! "And??? I know a lot about a niche bit if science. And I'm constantly learning on what I did it on. Think the more you know the more you realise his little you do. Like there's so many subjects and I know a little tiny bit in great depth, then I imagine all the different people who have that in depth knowledge and it literally blows my mind | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when....
.....now
Two years that's taken, js.....
And I'm a shit shag, you will wish you hadn't waited
It's not in until it's in.... "Bring it on | |||
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"You eaten too many smarties nippy?
Nah, but we did have half price McDonald's on the way home form our day out....
That may explain it. But answering your question as I always say I know relatively little. I'm always learning and I like it that way
Oh behave, you have a PhD ffs!
And??? I know a lot about a niche bit if science. And I'm constantly learning on what I did it on. Think the more you know the more you realise his little you do. Like there's so many subjects and I know a little tiny bit in great depth, then I imagine all the different people who have that in depth knowledge and it literally blows my mind "Yeah but they was the OP, you're an expert in your field my lovely, shout about it!
Side note: you're also a very smart lady who knows her own mind and takes no shit, and you have a flexible and humble approach to life.... | |||
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"Medical terminology What's my bumhole called?
Dave
My brother's name, that....
Parents can be cruel
Imma call him bumhole the next time we speak! And I'll tell him Estragon said so.....
The definition of you would be proctalgia or pain the arse
I can be gentle with yours my love, just say when....
.....now
Two years that's taken, js.....
And I'm a shit shag, you will wish you hadn't waited
It's not in until it's in....
Bring it on "Get in my box with vag and we'll make it happen..... | |||
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"I know how to brew dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles." How much? | |||
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"It’s estimated that approx 3% of Antarctic ice is actually penguin wee. " THIS is what I mean! I have no idea if that's made up but imma choose to believe it, coz it's an awesome fact! | |||
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"It’s estimated that approx 3% of Antarctic ice is actually penguin wee. THIS is what I mean! I have no idea if that's made up but imma choose to believe it, coz it's an awesome fact! "It’s true! Apparently. | |||
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"It’s estimated that approx 3% of Antarctic ice is actually penguin wee. THIS is what I mean! I have no idea if that's made up but imma choose to believe it, coz it's an awesome fact!
It’s true! Apparently. "What do penguins drink though....? | |||
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"I know John Snow. I also know that caterpillars have more muscles in their body than we do. " Omg are you a GOT'er....?
Caterpillars make me feel uneasy, like they're all..... .....like are they legs or suckers or penis's ir vaginas or what underneath? And why are the first few different to the last few? And why bother being a caterpillar anyway? Why not just be born a butterfly or moth? What's the POINT in all those muscles ffs??? | |||
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"I know John Snow. I also know that caterpillars have more muscles in their body than we do. Omg are you a GOT'er....?
Caterpillars make me feel uneasy, like they're all..... .....like are they legs or suckers or penis's ir vaginas or what underneath? And why are the first few different to the last few? And why bother being a caterpillar anyway? Why not just be born a butterfly or moth? What's the POINT in all those muscles ffs??? "Does being a GoT'er make you love me more or less?
As to all your questions? It's 11 at night, put the Smarties DOWN!
Caterpillars are self sufficient from eggs unlike humans. It's all part of the process. | |||
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"Spoiler Alert Did you know that you will never see a baddie using any apple products on tv or in a film, it’s written in every product placement contract with Apple. " Mwahahaha! Why doesn't that surprise me!  | |||
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"I know how to brew dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles. How much? "Well not that much, that’s why it’s dodgy | |||
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So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.  | |||
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"I know John Snow. I also know that caterpillars have more muscles in their body than we do. Omg are you a GOT'er....?
Caterpillars make me feel uneasy, like they're all..... .....like are they legs or suckers or penis's ir vaginas or what underneath? And why are the first few different to the last few? And why bother being a caterpillar anyway? Why not just be born a butterfly or moth? What's the POINT in all those muscles ffs???
Does being a GoT'er make you love me more or less?
As to all your questions? It's 11 at night, put the Smarties DOWN!
Caterpillars are self sufficient from eggs unlike humans. It's all part of the process. "Caterpillars creep me out! GOT, I came to it late but binge watched and own EVERYTHING.... | |||
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"Spoiler Alert Did you know that you will never see a baddie using any apple products on tv or in a film, it’s written in every product placement contract with Apple. " I have no way to determine that, but I do love a good badie, I'll trust you.... | |||
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"I know how to brew dodgy snake oil that tastes of Skittles. How much?
Well not that much, that’s why it’s dodgy"Cost or quantity? | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world. "We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing! Ppl surf it aye....! And welcome home my love.... | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you "Vag you say.....  | |||
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" Does being a GoT'er make you love me more or less?
GOT, I came to it late but binge watched and own EVERYTHING...."Smoothly avoided | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love...."I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much. And thank you my love
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" Does being a GoT'er make you love me more or less?
GOT, I came to it late but binge watched and own EVERYTHING....
Smoothly avoided "I LOVE YOU Heat..86....! | |||
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"I know that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's full name was Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart. This means that his middle name, not his first name, was Wolfgang. The name Amadeus is not what he was christened. It is the Latin form of the Greek Theophilus, which is what he was christened. " So basically his name was Joanne? | |||
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"Nip im too lazy to read the OP. What do ya want to know? "I wanna know what you know that I don't know? Such as for example, when are you gonna get off your beautiful arse and have sex with me....? | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs) "Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions.... | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you
Vag you say..... "Not the most original.. not my vag, the suggestion | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions.... "Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me? | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me? "Oh my....!
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"Nip im too lazy to read the OP. What do ya want to know?
I wanna know what you know that I don't know? Such as for example, when are you gonna get off your beautiful arse and have sex with me....? "I know I’m not your type | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you
Vag you say.....
Not the most original.. not my vag, the suggestion "Are you bringing a friend then....? | |||
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"You tongue print is as individual as your finger print. " Photo challenge! | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....) "I lost track of which terms we are on now..... | |||
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"Nip im too lazy to read the OP. What do ya want to know?
I wanna know what you know that I don't know? Such as for example, when are you gonna get off your beautiful arse and have sex with me....?
I know I’m not your type "Is that like a polite no thanks?
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now..... "Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also. | |||
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"Do you know that I know what I know and you don't know what I know but you would like to know what I know but I don't know if I want to tell you what I know as then you would know what I know and I don't know if I want you to know what I know. Do you know? "Maybe you don't know if I know? One way to find out.... | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also. "Excellent. You've had the tribute | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also.
Excellent. You've had the tribute "A new one! | |||
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"You tongue print is as individual as your finger print. Photo challenge!
That would involve poking out your tongue and that is rude! "I like rude stuff.... | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also.
Excellent. You've had the tribute
A new one!"It's a good thing I adore you, you demanding man | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also.
Excellent. You've had the tribute
A new one!
It's a good thing I adore you, you demanding man "In that case it's a good thing I'm demanding.... | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also.
Excellent. You've had the tribute
A new one!
It's a good thing I adore you, you demanding man
In that case it's a good thing I'm demanding.... "Tbf if you weren't I wouldn't be here right now.... | |||
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"You tongue print is as individual as your finger print. Photo challenge!
That would involve poking out your tongue and that is rude!
I like rude stuff.... "How rude! | |||
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"I'm not a people person but I'm very good at customer service type jobs "Sometimes jobs teach you a new direction. When I first began in sales I was extremely shy..... | |||
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"I've just realised I know way too much information about lifeboats and there's no way in hell anyone will find it interesting
So....the Bristol Channel has the 2nd largest tidal range in the world.
We were down in Swanage on Friday and we saw a big orange boaty thingy come in and be winched up. Was amazing!
Ppl surf it aye....!
And welcome home my love....
I can tell you way too much information about that big orange boaty thingy. Way way too much.
And thank you my love
(all your fault obvs)
Everything is always my fault, but i take full ownership for my actions....
Knew you would. When are you coming to come take ownership of me?
Oh my....!
(terms....)
I lost track of which terms we are on now.....
Basically a tribute, then we shag to see if I live up to tyey far right object, then you need to arrange the stream party with Frida and Quack also.
Excellent. You've had the tribute
A new one!
It's a good thing I adore you, you demanding man
In that case it's a good thing I'm demanding....
Tbf if you weren't I wouldn't be here right now.... "Exactly! But oh how glad we all are that YOU are.... ( love) | |||
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"You tongue print is as individual as your finger print. Photo challenge!
That would involve poking out your tongue and that is rude!
I like rude stuff....
How rude!" | |||
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"I'm not a people person but I'm very good at customer service type jobs
Sometimes jobs teach you a new direction. When I first began in sales I was extremely shy..... "I'm still not a people person. I just fake it. | |||
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"I'm not a people person but I'm very good at customer service type jobs
Sometimes jobs teach you a new direction. When I first began in sales I was extremely shy.....
I'm still not a people person. I just fake it. "Most do! You'd be surprised..... | |||
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"I don't know very much in all honesty. Even things I'm good at/studied I'm learning new things about every day. I do know that I'm attractive to the men in couples, the women less so. I don't know why but I know that. "Because you're gorgeous, innit.... | |||
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"I don't know very much in all honesty. Even things I'm good at/studied I'm learning new things about every day. I do know that I'm attractive to the men in couples, the women less so. I don't know why but I know that.
Because you're gorgeous, innit.... "I wish that was true. I think my general curves and softness is more appealing to men. Nippy, what do you know that I don't? I'm in the mood to learn and ask. | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you
Vag you say.....
Not the most original.. not my vag, the suggestion
Are you bringing a friend then....? "My vag is my friend and Hope's to become yours also | |||
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"I don't know very much in all honesty. Even things I'm good at/studied I'm learning new things about every day. I do know that I'm attractive to the men in couples, the women less so. I don't know why but I know that.
Because you're gorgeous, innit....
I wish that was true. I think my general curves and softness is more appealing to men. Nippy, what do you know that I don't? I'm in the mood to learn and ask."Oh but it IS true, and hence the female half of the couple may feel insecure in your presence. Plus your voice and confidence would definitely make me feel uneasy if I was a female for the same reason.... I feel can't answer the question because I have no idea what you know.... Who knows what others know or do not know unless they tell you and then you still only know what they've told you and not what they do or do not know. I guess I can answer that I know a beautiful spot by a lake where I shared a picnic with my daughter today and I know she thinks I'm a fatty with a podgey belly (usually when she wants my share of the cake) and that I love her very dearly..... | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you
Vag you say.....
Not the most original.. not my vag, the suggestion
Are you bringing a friend then....?
My vag is my friend and Hope's to become yours also "That sounds like a general threat to actually shag me.....! | |||
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"If I shoot the flutes can you flute the shoots? "Like lizzo.....? | |||
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"All I can tell youndir sure is, I have vag for you
Vag you say.....
Not the most original.. not my vag, the suggestion
Are you bringing a friend then....?
My vag is my friend and Hope's to become yours also
That sounds like a general threat to actually shag me.....! "It is..you've been warned | |||
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