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over a year ago

Do you have a plan?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Yep...shoot myself at the start, as I’d be crap at running away from them

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I’m coming to stay with you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Yep just need to get to the Winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house "

I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house

I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down

Make sure you take wine in a thermos flask, it won’t seem half so bad then...that’s my one and only hope to make it through

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep just need to get to the Winchester

I have my route all worked out including stops along the way for some cornettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but my friend is a prepper so I’ll take myself off to her house

I know a few people who are well prepared for this, I'll tag along and be the one who slows them down

Make sure you take wine in a thermos flask, it won’t seem half so bad then...that’s my one and only hope to make it through

Oh excellent idea yes

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My son does so I would call him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to blag a zombie and shag it!!!!!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan! "

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Up on the moors for me, let's hope it's not a full moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Yep just need to get to the Winchester

I have my route all worked out including stops along the way for some cornettos

Mr"

Get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Do you have plenty of fuel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Do you have plenty of fuel

yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yep just need to get to the Winchester

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

And look how well it turned out

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I’ve heard that rushing to the local Tesco and stockpiling all the bog paper and pasta is the way to do it

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

And look how well it turned out

Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to roll over, pull the covers over and hope for the best in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

And look how well it turned out

Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again?"

I’ve got some old Kylie records we could use to attack??

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We were the zombies in GGZ, but in reality, we'd use some of our medieval weapons against them.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha "

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have thought of this and I'd probably find a flat roof building. Make sure I have stock piled a few crates of beers and a shed load of petrol. Also a few gas canisters and a camping stove aswell as some tinned beans, spaghetti and ravioli ( heinz might make some money from me). Then I'd make sure my chair was comfy and watch it all go down. Whilst every now and then creating petrol bombs with the empty beer bottles and throwing them down when I feel there is a good kill ratio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Take them all to Zombies Anonymous, and get them to see the error of their ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take them all to Zombies Anonymous, and get them to see the error of their ways

This thread was inspired by your bio actually

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

And look how well it turned out

Exactly! And they had loads of fun along the way. I can’t wait. When does the apocalypse begin again?

I’ve got some old Kylie records we could use to attack?? "

That sounds great. Recycling at its best. Saving is from the zombies, and the rest of the planet from kylie. Win/win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan

What about The Venga Boys?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Oh... we’re going to The Winchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress up as a cabbage, zombies don't like veg

I watched Znation, I know all about zombies

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan

Well back in the 90s as a teenage girl, I’ll have you know my walls were plastered with posters of 5ive and the backstreet boys! I may or may not have even seen both groups in concert...... as well as Peter Andre. But I didn’t say that last bit if anyone asks......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan

What about The Venga Boys?"

Never been to ibiza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dress up as a cabbage, zombies don't like veg

I watched Znation, I know all about zombies

You can come do the veg gardens at my new community

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coming to stay with you OP

Only for my taste in music

It helps.

I actually have a cracking plan!

Go on then... don’t keep us in suspense.

Im going to work!! Its like fort knox and it has a fuel run generator in the middle of no where with loads of farm land! And guess who has they keys

Awesome. Definitely sticking with you then.

You DJ and i'll kill the zombies! Dream team haha

Hang on ... no one mentioned me DJing. No one wants that trust me

I trust you

That’s a mistake.

I only tell you the good bits of my play list, you aint seen 5ive, backstreet boys and PJ and duncan

Match made on spotify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably be one of the first to die.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Take them all to Zombies Anonymous, and get them to see the error of their ways

This thread was inspired by your bio actually

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help "

If you believe some conspiracies, this is the test run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help "

No but standing 2 metres apart will

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help

If you believe some conspiracies, this is the test run

xx"

Hand sanitizer will save us all. And masks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll probably be one of the first to die.

Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help "

Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have an escape fund in the bank and a plan to get to svalbard via freight off the north of scotland to norway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll probably be one of the first to die.

Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh! "

Oh now you've gave me a great idea. Maybe I'll make a hole in the dildo head and stick in a blade and then run around with it on my head stabbing zombies in the head. Together we we will be invincible.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help

Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine

Il get the holy water ready

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help "

Only if you drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking if they are the brain eating kind of zombies that all the Karen's, politicians and half of the U.S will be safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll probably be one of the first to die.

Nooooo, your down the road, i'll come get you and look after you! You can run around with a dildo on your forehead making us laugh!

Do dildo's have a japs eye? As this is where im imagining the blade?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

Cheese? I’m coming to stay with you

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

I had lasagne for tea tonight. Will this save me?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

Cheese? I’m coming to stay with you "

Woop woop.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

I had lasagne for tea tonight. Will this save me? "

If not - i will. No-one messes with my ladies.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help

Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine

Il get the holy water ready

Holy water

Hand sanitiser

Hail Marys

The triple-H of zombie fighting

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is that what’s coming next

will hand sanitiser help

Just stay 2m away, say a few Hail Marys and you'll be absolutely fine

Il get the holy water ready

Holy water

Hand sanitiser

Hail Marys

The triple-H of zombie fighting

I like it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are they walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

them feckers could run

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I have it on good knowledge that zombies hate lasagne, so I'm stocking up on pasta, mince, and sauce.

Oh and cheese.

I had lasagne for tea tonight. Will this save me?

If not - i will. No-one messes with my ladies.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

My daughter's ready for this. She said she'll protect me. I sometimes have my doubts though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they walking dead zombies or z nation zombies

them feckers could run

See now this is the content i want from a thread, we have to say walking dead cos those fuckers from z nation, they taking over if they appear!!

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

After watching the walking dead I’ve learned that a samurai sword will make you live longer than a gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After watching the walking dead I’ve learned that a samurai sword will make you live longer than a gun

My weapon of choice also

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Go full on Rick from walking dead

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Do you have a plan?"

Yes. I'm going to start off with a very sternly-worded letter to Zombie HQ.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm a soldier, in reality not the bad guys but in all zombie apocalypse films the army is always portrayed as bad. Apart from Shaun of the Dead where they tip up at the end and save the day

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Do you have a plan?"

Always have a plan and always something makes me change it probably a zombie nurse or cheerleader for example lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Do you have a plan?"

I'm going to set up a single man's profile on here and send the zombies FAF messages with dick pics attached. If that doesn't lead to them ignoring me, nothing will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep just need to get to the Winchester

im sorted, i live in winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan for every eventuality

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Do you have a plan?

I'm going to set up a single man's profile on here and send the zombies FAF messages with dick pics attached. If that doesn't lead to them ignoring me, nothing will. "

Good plan lol

I think a lot of guys on here have clearly been preparing in advance allready

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Die probably but I have a chainsaw, know a few local farmers who have shotguns and I can be groovy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you wonder how many people would turn up to the Winchester,have a pint and wait for this to all blow over

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you have a plan?"

To stick with those that actually do have a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

Joining you

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"The Winchester. Obviously.

There was a whole movie about this!

Joining you

I’ll get the drinks in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hate zombie films. Crap.

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