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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

How did MC neat thank his gran

Ta nanny ta nanny ta nanny ta

(So stupid its funny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was national owl day yesterday.

2 8 2 0

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

"

Embarrassingly, I genuinely don’t get it....

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I don’t trust stairs... they’re always up to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "how do I drive this thing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "how do I drive this thing?" "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "how do I drive this thing?" "

Bookmarking so I can tell my boy this in the morning, he loves dad jokes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"How did MC neat thank his gran

Ta nanny ta nanny ta nanny ta

(So stupid its funny)"

I'm sorry, I don't get that at all. Can somebody please explain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "how do I drive this thing?" "

And the other says "fucking hell! A talking fish!"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his nose. The doctor says "I'd better give you some cream to put on that".

A man goes to the doctor naked but with clingfilm wrapped round him. The doctor says "I can clearly see you're nuts".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks in to a bar

Ouch

It was an iron bar

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Man walks in to a bar

Ouch

It was an iron bar"

A man walks into a pub.

Ouch.

It was an iron pub.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I finally plucked up the courage to join Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

The hardest part was standing up in front of everyone and admitting I don't have a problem.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics


"I finally plucked up the courage to join Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

The hardest part was standing up in front of everyone and admitting I don't have a problem."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet

This means the Reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finally plucked up the courage to join Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

The hardest part was standing up in front of everyone and admitting I don't have a problem."

;ove that

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Scone......

(If you pronounce it right)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a Scotsman an Irishman, and a Welshman , and they were all cunts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "how do I drive this thing?"

And the other says "fucking hell! A talking fish!" "

One of them swims into a wall.

Dam!

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