FabSwingers.com forum: Football jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It costs millions to demolish the old Wembley stadium if England's last game was against Sctland Scotland would have done it for nothing

Anyone else has has any football jokes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It costs millions to demolish the old Wembley stadium if England's last game was against Sctland Scotland would have done it for nothing

Anyone else has has any football jokes "

Colchester United and Tours FC!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal Football Club

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why was Cinderella bad at football ?

She ran away from the ball.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

And now the football scores

Real Madrid - 1

Surreal Madrid - fish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£80 MILLION for Harry Maguire...has to be THE biggest Joke EVER !!! and to prove it Leicester City were laughing ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK !!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What's the difference between Tottenham supporters and mosquitoes?

A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rm159Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Biggest football joke ever septic being given league title in Scotland

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Everton fc. the gift that keeps on giving

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why was Cinderella bad at football ?

She ran away from the ball. "
like it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football jokes none football joke Sheffield Wednesday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now the football scores

Real Madrid - 1

Surreal Madrid - fish"

Now that’s funny as in made me laugh funny.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allys tartan army lyrics

'We will really shake them up when we win the world cup'

Absolutely classic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Norwich have signed two star strikers from the far east.

We wun once

Howlong Since

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Jock Didn't Know

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ony 2016Man
38 weeks ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

I have bought myself a brand new state of the art television so I can watch The Premier League on Sky next season ,, but when I got it home and opened the box ,, guess what ,,,, no Leeds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ild_oatsMan
38 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Best football joke is…..

Football

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Everton fc. the gift that keeps on giving

Reported!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ermite12ukMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Heard that Man City, were looking for a welder: Apparently to weld the roof back on the double decker bus they'd hired, last Saturday..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Did you hear about the blind goalkeeper?

Well, you had to hand it to him.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread