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It's that time of night people. The time you've all been waiting for. You know the bar won't be open all night and you've got to find someone to take you home or it's a night with just yourself for company.*
Ph0enix, Sparkles and I are feeling needy and attention seeking (and whoever said "as usual", you're right but hey ho), so we are ripe for the picking.
Give us your best chat up lines. Make our knickers drop and make us beg you to take us, right here and right now.
We are really looking for your best work here people, else we shall all three go home alone to play with our very magic wands
*couples, we know you won't be alone but humour us anyway | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake "You win. Take me Taff | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake "Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too? | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake
Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too? "We can pick them up on the way | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake
Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too?
We can pick them up on the way"Meet ya in middle then? | |||
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"A wand ain't got an arse like mine to spank " Oh you're good.....  | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake
Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too?
We can pick them up on the way
Meet ya in middle then?"Definitely | |||
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"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for "I say again.... Damn | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake
Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too?
We can pick them up on the way
Meet ya in middle then?
Definitely "You know my dates
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night "A dog? You could be on to something here.... | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night "Does pooch have a fluffy tummy? | |||
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"I have jelly babies and cake
Oh. Good combo. Do you have latte too?
We can pick them up on the way
Meet ya in middle then?
Definitely
You know my dates
Two weeks to fill "I'm working on it | |||
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"Hello again "And she's back! | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here.... "Usually works  | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
Does pooch have a fluffy tummy?"Hes a total fluffbag  | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back! "Hello beautiful  | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works "Sold..... On our way.... | |||
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"I'll massage your scalp and feet and call you pretty. And I'll mean it "Oh yes please  | |||
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket , as I see myself in your pants " Ouch. 2/10. Must try harder (sorry) | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line..." Damn.. | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
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"I'll massage your scalp and feet and call you pretty. And I'll mean it "Oh hell yes please! | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know" I need to know! | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful "Belle.... You're good | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line..." Damn..... | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know!" And me!  | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake "We can bring cake. I bake too | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know!" Ask nicely x | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line... Damn..... " I said that already! | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line... Damn.." I’m starting to think I should drop the geeky and change to damn! | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x" I'm not sure I know how  | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line... Damn..... I said that already!" It was good. It needed repeating | |||
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"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line... Damn.. I’m starting to think I should drop the geeky and change to damn! "Oooh do it! | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too "I'm in | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good "Can we go dancing I wana dance | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
I'm in "Oooofffftttt. See how handy a Pooch is? | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance "Oooh I need to dance. Been so long. | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance "Most definitely! | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance "I used to be a DJ | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe"We may have a winner..... | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x I'm not sure I know how
I'll show you "You can try  | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ "Always loved the dj.... | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too "Wait you bake damn let’s bake together | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again? "Cheeeeeese | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
I'm in
Oooofffftttt.
See how handy a Pooch is? "I do love him as well . I don't just have him to pull the birds | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again? "Couple more times please *cranes head to watch his bum | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese "But that belt...ooft | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
Most definitely! "Can I feel ya boobs il let you feel mine | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x I'm not sure I know how
I'll show you
You can try "Hmmm ... i pushed it too far didn't I? (Bad Dobbie, bad dobbie) | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
Wait you bake damn let’s bake together "Sounds messy. I'm in | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... "It was 20 years ago mind  | |||
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"On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need "Daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft"Hello lovely lady | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... It was 20 years ago mind "Think that was the last time I "loved" the dj. | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x I'm not sure I know how
I'll show you
You can try
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(Bad Dobbie, bad dobbie)"Want to borrow stocking or two? I don't do socks | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
Most definitely!
Can I feel ya boobs il let you feel mine "Oh if you insist | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
Wait you bake damn let’s bake together
Sounds messy. I'm in "Ohh yeah we might get batter everywhere | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... It was 20 years ago mind
Think that was the last time I "loved" the dj. "It was probably me then | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
I'm in
Oooofffftttt.
See how handy a Pooch is?
I do love him as well . I don't just have him to pull the birds "Even better..... | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady "Hey gorgeous | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
Most definitely!
Can I feel ya boobs il let you feel mine
Oh if you insist "Mind if I use my tongue | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... It was 20 years ago mind
Think that was the last time I "loved" the dj.
It was probably me then "You would definitely remember. | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady
Hey gorgeous "How are you come help us bake a cake | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x I'm not sure I know how
I'll show you
You can try
Hmmm ... i pushed it too far didn't I?
(Bad Dobbie, bad dobbie)
Want to borrow stocking or two? I don't do socks "Thankyou x | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
Wait you bake damn let’s bake together
Sounds messy. I'm in
Ohh yeah we might get batter everywhere "There is no might about it. We would make sure we did | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
Most definitely!
Can I feel ya boobs il let you feel mine
Oh if you insist
Mind if I use my tongue " do anything you want to me | |||
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"You can all come and give me and Pooch Belly Rubs all night
A dog? You could be on to something here....
Usually works
Sold..... On our way....
Fuck I better get to Tesco and get some cake
We can bring cake. I bake too
I'm in
Oooofffftttt.
See how handy a Pooch is?
I do love him as well . I don't just have him to pull the birds
Even better..... " indeed | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady
Hey gorgeous
How are you come help us bake a cake "Can I lick the bowl? | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner..... "*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova | |||
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"If you don't, you'll never know I need to know! Ask nicely x I'm not sure I know how
I'll show you
You can try
Hmmm ... i pushed it too far didn't I?
(Bad Dobbie, bad dobbie)
Want to borrow stocking or two? I don't do socks
Thankyou x"Dobbie is freeeee! | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... It was 20 years ago mind
Think that was the last time I "loved" the dj.
It was probably me then
You would definitely remember. "To be fair I dont remember much about those days , but you I bloodywell would | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady
Hey gorgeous
How are you come help us bake a cake
Can I lick the bowl?"You can lick whatever you want | |||
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"You had me from hello! (I know it’s a Country song...)" Damn good one tho | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
Most definitely!
Can I feel ya boobs il let you feel mine
Oh if you insist
Mind if I use my tongue
do anything you want to me "Perfect | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady
Hey gorgeous
How are you come help us bake a cake
Can I lick the bowl?
You can lick whatever you want "Ooh milady..I had no idea I blushed THAT way | |||
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"Hello again
And she's back!
Hello beautiful
Belle.... You're good
Can we go dancing I wana dance
I used to be a DJ
Always loved the dj.... It was 20 years ago mind
Think that was the last time I "loved" the dj.
It was probably me then
You would definitely remember.
To be fair I dont remember much about those days , but you I bloodywell would "Believe me.... You definitely would | |||
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"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.." And he's still pulling them out the bag. Damn goodness | |||
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"NotSoPosh.....this would explain the lights dimming here in Devon with your wand on the go! "Almost certainly.... But I've not switched it on yet. These lot are doing quite well so far.... | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol? "Don't compete. Join in | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol? "Don’t compete, just join the party! You can have a lick too | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in "JINX! | |||
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"So ladies, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
Cheeeeeese
But that belt...ooft
Hello lovely lady
Hey gorgeous
How are you come help us bake a cake
Can I lick the bowl?
You can lick whatever you want
Ooh milady..I had no idea I blushed THAT way "It’s ok il just get you where ever you have licked | |||
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"Try my cakes I promise the orgasms they create are better than any wand can produce " That's quite a claim! | |||
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"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.. And he's still pulling them out the bag. Damn goodness "Hehe oh you x | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You."Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit... | |||
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"NotSoPosh.....this would explain the lights dimming here in Devon with your wand on the go!
Almost certainly.... But I've not switched it on yet. These lot are doing quite well so far.... "Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in
JINX! "Does that mean we have to do everything together now? | |||
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"Try my cakes I promise the orgasms they create are better than any wand can produce That's quite a claim! " And they don't run up your electricity bill | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You.
Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit... "My girl knows her stuff.... | |||
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"I've not much if a chat up line but usually a cheeky smile does the trick! "I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You.
Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit... "Ah well if you're not capable of the next level theres always me and my wand. | |||
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"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.. And he's still pulling them out the bag. Damn goodness
Hehe oh you x" | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in
JINX!
Does that mean we have to do everything together now? "Sounds like the rules of jinx to me | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You.
Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit...
My girl knows her stuff.... "You'll have to join us then and show me just how well you taught her. | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
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Does that mean we have to do everything together now?
Sounds like the rules of jinx to me "I'm sure they are the rules.... | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You.
Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit...
My girl knows her stuff....
You'll have to join us then and show me just how well you taught her. "Oofftt. That's a hell of an offer..... Not sure you could handle us both | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in
JINX!
Does that mean we have to do everything together now?
Sounds like the rules of jinx to me
I'm sure they are the rules.... "I can confirm those are the rules. Feel free to do me together | |||
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"Heaven lost some Angel's know it's time it's also lost you the gorgeous angel" Not bad..... Could work. Sparkles is pretty angelic.... | |||
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"You better tell me now what you're favourite breakfast is, before we drink too much and I forget what I'm cooking for you in the morning.
You.
Damn. Uno reverse card on the chat-up. That's some next level shit...
My girl knows her stuff....
You'll have to join us then and show me just how well you taught her.
Oofftt. That's a hell of an offer..... Not sure you could handle us both "Doubt he could handle one of us..we didnt need training. It's all in the nature | |||
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I’m counting on it!
Not on my knob, that would only count up to one! "That's reassuring. I'm sure it could give me more than one though | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in
JINX!
Does that mean we have to do everything together now?
Sounds like the rules of jinx to me
I'm sure they are the rules....
I can confirm those are the rules. Feel free to do me together "And he's back in the game.... | |||
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"Oofftt. That's a hell of an offer..... Not sure you could handle us both "You might well be right. However... I think we owe it, to science, to test that hypothesis. Thoroughly. | |||
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"Try my cakes I promise the orgasms they create are better than any wand can produce That's quite a claim! And they don't run up your electricity bill "And best of all its calorie free while still providing your 5 a day | |||
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"Try my cakes I promise the orgasms they create are better than any wand can produce That's quite a claim! And they don't run up your electricity bill
And best of all its calorie free while still providing your 5 a day"Oooofffftttt yay | |||
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"Is it hot in here or is it just you? :P" It's always us.... | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs I'll nibble your nob handsome
I’m counting on it!
Not on my knob, that would only count up to one!
That's reassuring. I'm sure it could give me more than one though "That would certainly be the plan. To be honest I haven’t tested it for a while. It needs a work out. | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs Digestives
Exactly!
With butter "Hmm maybe with cheese. | |||
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"Stay away, stay away girls, you’re so gorgeous looking ladies you’re leaving me breathless, sweaty and with a high temperature either that or I’ve got Covid and you three need to nurse me better!! "Masks at the ready ladies. Also hazmat suits just in case | |||
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"Is it hot in here or is it just you? :P It's always us.... " Of course. Well lets save the electricity and make some sparks of our own! | |||
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"I've not much if a chat up line but usually a cheeky smile does the trick!
I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum
That's sexual harassment.....I'll give you 30 mins to stop that!"Does that mean I can do whatever else I want in those 30 minutes though? Because I could get a fair bit done..... | |||
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With butter
Hmm maybe with cheese. "Ohh yeah I can do cheese | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs I'll nibble your nob handsome
I’m counting on it!
Not on my knob, that would only count up to one!
That's reassuring. I'm sure it could give me more than one though
That would certainly be the plan. To be honest I haven’t tested it for a while. It needs a work out. "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs Digestives
Exactly!
With butter
Digestives with Butter "Two digestives with butter you gotta try ohh the childhood memories | |||
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"Try my cakes I promise the orgasms they create are better than any wand can produce That's quite a claim! And they don't run up your electricity bill
And best of all its calorie free while still providing your 5 a day
Oooofffftttt yay"Well if that doesn't win me it nothing will. I'm done | |||
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"Doubt he could handle one of us..we didnt need training. It's all in the nature
That sounds like a challenge. The belt is only the beginning, missy... "Oh you may just be catching on. Eventually | |||
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"You 3 ain't here yet . I got my mixing bowls and flour ready
It's a long way when you've got no car.....
Need a taxi? Im sure we can negotiate a good price!"Oooh now you're talking... | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs Digestives
Exactly!
With butter
Digestives with Butter
Two digestives with butter you gotta try ohh the childhood memories "I'm old remember, I had gruel and lard | |||
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It's a long way when you've got no car.....
Need a taxi? Im sure we can negotiate a good price!
Oooh now you're talking... "My car has a "naked below the waist" rule....no exceptions! | |||
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"I’m going to come to your house and nibble on more than just your hobnobs I'll nibble your nob handsome
I’m counting on it!
Not on my knob, that would only count up to one!
That's reassuring. I'm sure it could give me more than one though
That would certainly be the plan. To be honest I haven’t tested it for a while. It needs a work out.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE "Deal! Just tell me where and when | |||
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I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum
That's sexual harassment.....I'll give you 30 mins to stop that!
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"Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers...
That one not quite worth the damn.... Maybe a "hmmm" "It appears I’ve failed I will work harder next time... I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. | |||
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"You 3 ain't here yet . I got my mixing bowls and flour ready
It's a long way when you've got no car.....
Need a taxi? Im sure we can negotiate a good price!
Oooh now you're talking...
My car has a "naked below the waist" rule....no exceptions!"Well, it's a warm night. What could possibly go wrong | |||
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"Want to eat cheesecake off my boobs?
And I’ll definitely pick up Quack on the way hehe
We may have a winner.....
*bows* what can I say? I’m a right Casanova
How can we compete with curiouscats and belle lol?
Don't compete. Join in
JINX!
Does that mean we have to do everything together now?
Sounds like the rules of jinx to me
I'm sure they are the rules....
I can confirm those are the rules. Feel free to do me together
And he's back in the game.... "Always in the game. Just didn't want to interrupt what you two had going on here. I can interrupt you both later on | |||
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"You 3 ain't here yet . I got my mixing bowls and flour ready
It's a long way when you've got no car.....
I'll go to bed then , you should be here in around 10 hours "Leave the door unlocked. We will wake you up if we get there early | |||
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"You 3 ain't here yet . I got my mixing bowls and flour ready
It's a long way when you've got no car.....
Need a taxi? Im sure we can negotiate a good price!
Oooh now you're talking...
My car has a "naked below the waist" rule....no exceptions!
Well, it's a warm night. What could possibly go wrong"Im more concerned about what could go very, very right! | |||
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"I've not much if a chat up line but usually a cheeky smile does the trick!
I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum
That's sexual harassment.....I'll give you 30 mins to stop that!
Does that mean I can do whatever else I want in those 30 minutes though? Because I could get a fair bit done.....
Yeah you've got free reign for 30 mins....now it's your turn to pull me! "I could pull..... Or I could do some licking too | |||
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"Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers...
That one not quite worth the damn.... Maybe a "hmmm"
It appears I’ve failed I will work harder next time...
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true."Already have.... Damn man | |||
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"I've not much if a chat up line but usually a cheeky smile does the trick!
I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum
That's sexual harassment.....I'll give you 30 mins to stop that!
Does that mean I can do whatever else I want in those 30 minutes though? Because I could get a fair bit done.....
Yeah you've got free reign for 30 mins....now it's your turn to pull me!
I could pull..... Or I could do some licking too " | |||
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I’m naked
My favourite accessories are my rose gold handcuffs and my leather belt
Oh and I have the doxy plugged in
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"I've not much if a chat up line but usually a cheeky smile does the trick!
I'll see your cheeky smile and raise you a pinch on the bum
That's sexual harassment.....I'll give you 30 mins to stop that!
Does that mean I can do whatever else I want in those 30 minutes though? Because I could get a fair bit done.....
Yeah you've got free reign for 30 mins....now it's your turn to pull me!
I could pull..... Or I could do some licking too
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"Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers...
That one not quite worth the damn.... Maybe a "hmmm"
It appears I’ve failed I will work harder next time...
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Already have.... Damn man "I think you just like saying damn | |||
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"You 3 ain't here yet . I got my mixing bowls and flour ready
It's a long way when you've got no car.....
I'll go to bed then , you should be here in around 10 hours
Leave the door unlocked. We will wake you up if we get there early "Deal . If I get burgled you're paying | |||
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