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We are really looking for your best work here people, else we shall all three go home alone to play with our very magic wands 
*couples, we know you won't be alone but humour us anyway | |||
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"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’ " I'll take this one girls.... | |||
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"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!" You're always welcome Nora | |||
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"[Knickers removed by poster at 01/08/20 22:39:19]" Fast work Ph0enix | |||
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"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’ " Ooh arr. This wee Yorkshire lassie wants a ride on your tractor | |||
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"I don't do chat up lines.... actions speak louder than words after all "Not in this thread.... Unless you've got the description to back them up.... | |||
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"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!" Sold! | |||
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"[Knickers removed by poster at 01/08/20 22:39:19] Fast work Ph0enix "Oh so needy | |||
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"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!)" She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels | |||
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"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you! Sold!" Yes!! Get in!!! | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies? "Yes! That works! | |||
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"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you! Sold! Yes!! Get in!!! "Oh hell yes baby. Watch the magic happen boys! | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies? "Definitely | |||
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"Hi! Do you mind carrying my children for 9 months!!?? " .... This would actually work on me because I'd be pissing myself. | |||
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"Shag? (Said with an overly positive, questioning face as if I’ve just asked you if you want a cup of tea) " Yes. And coffee please | |||
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"I'm glad covid hasn't taken you out as I'd love to you out myself , and see what the night brings "Oh the young one is good girls... | |||
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"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one " So much classier | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
Yes! That works! "I have a way with words and my tongue isn’t too bad either mwahaha!! X | |||
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"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!) She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels "Elbow me in the stomach to drop me to my knees.... just where I wanted to be... Eye level with your pussy.... told you actions speak louder than words, and this would be my chance to show you | |||
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"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one " I think they should fight back. Hard | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money? "He's mine | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money? "Ooofffttt GG. You're always so smooth..... | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
Definitely "Puuurrrr | |||
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"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!) She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels
Elbow me in the stomach to drop me to my knees.... just where I wanted to be... Eye level with your pussy.... told you actions speak louder than words, and this would be my chance to show you "In the middle of the bar? OK... | |||
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"I'm glad covid hasn't taken you out as I'd love to you out myself , and see what the night brings
Oh the young one is good girls... "I'm glad you thought so | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies? ""If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two" | |||
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"I have cake " THIS ONE HAS CAKE! | |||
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"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one So much classier " Definitely but do we expect any less from the ladies of fab? | |||
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"Like we even need lines ffs.... "Are you feeling inadequate darling? 
Actions speak louder apparently.... | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two" "That's your best line?  | |||
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"I have cake THIS ONE HAS CAKE! " And cream to go on it | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
He's mine "Hehe oh really miss sparkles | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
Definitely
Puuurrrr "Okay, now I'm melting..... | |||
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"I have cake THIS ONE HAS CAKE! " WHO? | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"
That's your best line? "Might work on me | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"
That's your best line? "Nah just warmimg up. But thought I'd get that line in whilst it was there | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two" "Oh CC, this one is gooood | |||
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"I have cake THIS ONE HAS CAKE! WHO?" Me | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
Ooofffttt GG. You're always so smooth..... "Not always...  but I’m very glad you think so | |||
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"I have cake THIS ONE HAS CAKE! WHO?" Wonko! | |||
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"Like we even need lines ffs....
Are you feeling inadequate darling?
Actions speak louder apparently.... "Never, and I'm still waiting @actions.... | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
He's mine
Hehe oh really miss sparkles "Well I'm willing to share of course but only after we've disappeared to the corner together first | |||
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"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?
"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"
That's your best line?
Nah just warmimg up. But thought I'd get that line in whilst it was there"Keep working on that one | |||
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"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" Oh honey. You think any of the three of us go underneath? Bad girls ride | |||
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"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" I prefer to be on top | |||
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"Like we even need lines ffs....
Are you feeling inadequate darling?
Actions speak louder apparently....
Never, and I'm still waiting @actions.... "Told you. Any time. Any how. | |||
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"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? I prefer to be on top "I'd not stop you | |||
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"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
He's mine
Hehe oh really miss sparkles
Well I'm willing to share of course but only after we've disappeared to the corner together first "Well my corner awaits don’t expect to be back for while  | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did... "Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did... "And he comes out swinging again.... | |||
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"You know either of you sexy girls would make my night if you returned home with me... I've got cake? "(not either.... Any. There's 3 of us....) | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you "Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means" | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again.... "Of course he does, our GG has class | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. " I'll pick them all up on the way | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos"Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. " Now this sounds like fun ladies! | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you "Only backwards? | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means" "Should have said 'that' sentence. Bollocks. Anyways, nice speaking to you ladies. I'll see myself out now. Have a nice night  | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class "You ladies really are lovely and so sweet | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means"
Should have said 'that' sentence. Bollocks. Anyways, nice speaking to you ladies. I'll see myself out now. Have a nice night "You know you don't get away that easily..... That was the ice breaker. Now hit us with the big guns.... | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too! "A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! " It will be. The man is gooooood* *allegedly | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards? "I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam.... | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! " Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else. | |||
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""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"" Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby.... | |||
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""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)" Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby.... "
I was sharing my earworm. You're welcome | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet "And we adore you.... | |||
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""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)" Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby.... "She is that | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too!
A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink "I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink | |||
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""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)" Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby....
I was sharing my earworm. You're welcome "Have mine. Let it Go | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too!
A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink
I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink "Which will you start with? | |||
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"Any of you fancy an old fiddle playing a good tune? X"Old fiddles are the best. They know all the fingering. | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you.... "I’m a very lucky man to have 3 beauties of fab think that about me | |||
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""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"" Sold! | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips " No takers? | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else. "Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything! | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you.... "Do we? | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too!
A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink
I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink
Which will you start with?"I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? " I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we? "We do. He's examining you, you must like him a bit.... | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too!
A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink
I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink
Which will you start with?
I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx"Again..which one | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... " I will get that in for next Saturday | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we? "Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes* xx | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
I’m a very lucky man to have 3 beauties of fab think that about me " | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we?
We do. He's examining you, you must like him a bit.... "He said the magic word. Geek | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday " Ooh good man | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos
Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth
Love your username too!
A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink
I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink
Which will you start with?
I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx
Again..which one "Oh just let me explore...I’ll massage you everytime i find a new one | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday " Chocolate please | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything! "No need to big me up. But thanks xxx What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time? | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man "Any other requirements? | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we?
Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes* xx"I must confess I prefer the devilish glint to the puppy eyes... | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we? "Fosters and naked movie time | |||
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"Hello beautiful ladies "Hello there beautiful | |||
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"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’ Ooh arr. This wee Yorkshire lassie wants a ride on your tractor "just make sure he has an adequate plough attachment | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we?
Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes* xx
I must confess I prefer the devilish glint to the puppy eyes..."Damn I failed....I’ll just go over here to my geek corner... | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!
No need to big me up. But thanks xxx
What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?"Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we? "Fosters and naked movie time
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam...."Any 'how I met your mother' fans here | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting "I can manage that | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here"I'm still laughing at that comment personally..... | |||
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"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...
And he comes out swinging again....
Of course he does, our GG has class
You ladies really are lovely and so sweet
And we adore you....
Do we?
Fosters and naked movie time
It has worked .. a bit lol xx"Not so much a fosters lady.... | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that "Excellent.... | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!
No need to big me up. But thanks xxx
What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?
Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right
Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us? "Will do. You’ll need the hot tub by the time it arrives on Thursday. | |||
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And the ladies are back in the game.... Belle has a winning line "Ohh yeah baby | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....
Which comment? The one I butchered? "That and the PB&J | |||
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Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent.... "And to wash it down? | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!
No need to big me up. But thanks xxx
What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?
Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right
Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?
Will do. You’ll need the hot tub by the time it arrives on Thursday. "As will you...... | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....
Which comment? The one I butchered?
That and the PB&J"Was hoping people knew the punch line | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent....
And to wash it down?"Couldn't possibly comment..... | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!
No need to big me up. But thanks xxx
What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?
Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right
Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us? "Do some stuff there?? Woman is that the best I get from you? Sheesh | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....
Which comment? The one I butchered?
That and the PB&J
Was hoping people knew the punch line "I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part... | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent....
And to wash it down?"Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on? | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. Now this sounds like fun ladies! Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.
Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!
No need to big me up. But thanks xxx
What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?
Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right
Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?
Do some stuff there?? Woman is that the best I get from you? Sheesh "Sorry....... Do Ph0enix together (and you know, while we are oop north ) | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent....
And to wash it down?
Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on?"Mayyyyyybe | |||
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"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall Not so classy this time
But damn. That works. "You can say damn a few more times to me if you like | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent....
And to wash it down?
Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on?
Mayyyyyybe"Only maybe? I thought I cracked it there | |||
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"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies? Or a slice of each? Guaranteed not to go to your hips No takers? I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... I will get that in for next Saturday Ooh good man
Any other requirements?
Plenty of frosting
I can manage that
Excellent....
And to wash it down?
Couldn't possibly comment..... "We shall have none of that. It's cake and drinks only | |||
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But damn. That works.
You can say damn a few more times to me if you like "Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....
Which comment? The one I butchered?
That and the PB&J
Was hoping people knew the punch line
I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part... "One thing you do remind me of is my big toe, because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house | |||
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"I've plugged the wand in. Just saying "Just don’t say Cruciatus | |||
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"Got a TV in your bedroom? . Want one? "This works | |||
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"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall Not so classy this time
But damn. That works.
You can say damn a few more times to me if you like
Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times "If that’s the motivation you can believe I’ll come through | |||
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"Got a TV in your bedroom? . Want one? "Ooooh that made me splutter | |||
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"Got a TV in your bedroom? . Want one?
This works "Hell yes it does! | |||
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"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall Not so classy this time
But damn. That works.
You can say damn a few more times to me if you like
Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times
If that’s the motivation you can believe I’ll come through "Well damn | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned cake I can bake "I did. I even offered you up as the serving plate | |||
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"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you
Only backwards?
I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....
Any 'how I met your mother' fans here
I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....
Which comment? The one I butchered?
That and the PB&J
Was hoping people knew the punch line
I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part...
One thing you do remind me of is my big toe, because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE | |||
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"Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out? "See, smoothest guy here | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned cake I can bake "I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned cake I can bake
I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun"Come watch | |||
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I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun"It's not over till the thread is closed | |||
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"How about you 3 sexy Whitches of Eastwick let me cast a spell on you for a change..?" Because we've got all the wands | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned cake I can bake
I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun
Come watch "Just sit me in the corner stapped to a defibrillator. Guessing my heart will be sent racing a few times | |||
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"They say I look like Harry Potter, in that case I’ll show you a magic trick! I’ll make my cock disappear in all three of you!! Cockus Dissapearus!! "Cockio engourgeo works too | |||
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"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. I'll pick them all up on the way
Road trip!!!! "Oh yeah baby. Stop in Newcastle to pick up Quack too.... | |||
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"Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?
See, smoothest guy here "You missed my damn...just saying | |||
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" Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out? See, smoothest guy here You missed my damn...just saying " DAMN....... | |||
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