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Has anyone ever stolen from you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a meet from here (two years ago!) with a guy called Mark, and after we did the deed, he was getting dressed and he stole my dictionary!

I said; ‘Mark, my words!’

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Only my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only my heart"

Bae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you had me going then hahahaha

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Ohh. I got a bit worried then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why would he do that

I had phone stolen from someone of another site 5 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only my heart"

Mine as well

Found it again on M6 though

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Only my heart

Mine as well

Found it again on M6 though "

They sell everything at the services these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chuckled.

Hope he didn’t leave you speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might have done

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Only my heart

Mine as well

Found it again on M6 though

They sell everything at the services these days."

Onky if you want remortgage to afford it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That’s shocking, we have no words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stole nowheremans next joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh nothing. I hide all valuables in the safe before anyone visits and pat them down on the way out

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By *erYnnMan
over a year ago

Drogheda


"I had a meet from here (two years ago!) with a guy called Mark, and after we did the deed, he was getting dressed and he stole my dictionary!

I said; ‘Mark, my words!’"

Boom-boom..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An attempted burglary after meeting someone from here, seriously!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you was serious for a moment

I actually have had a vintage gold locket stolen by an ex though for a gambling addiction.

Ex for a reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amanda Peake used to steal my crisps everyday at break time at Primary School

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By *idnight_Express69Man
over a year ago

Rochdale


"I had a meet from here (two years ago!) with a guy called Mark, and after we did the deed, he was getting dressed and he stole my dictionary!

I said; ‘Mark, my words!’"

I’ve men several men who have taken my breath away. Does that count as being stolen?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dear Oh Dear Queenie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Amanda Peake used to steal my crisps everyday at break time at Primary School "

Want me to fight her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha the original post in this thread tickled me

After going dogging one night i couldnt find me pants and one of them had pinched them, only to send me a pic of them on here a few days later with his cum in them, still cant decide if i find it horny or creepy, more pissed i actually liked those pants too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha the original post in this thread tickled me

After going dogging one night i couldnt find me pants and one of them had pinched them, only to send me a pic of them on here a few days later with his cum in them, still cant decide if i find it horny or creepy, more pissed i actually liked those pants too "

Ewwww

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Someone stole my Thesaurus.

I was annoyed, cross, fuming, furious, incensed, irate, outraged and vexed.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

It’s been that long since we had anyone round we don’t remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only my heart"

Aww I'm glad you were finally able to see each other again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone stole my Thesaurus.

I was annoyed, cross, fuming, furious, incensed, irate, outraged and vexed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amanda Peake used to steal my crisps everyday at break time at Primary School

Want me to fight her?"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet from here (two years ago!) with a guy called Mark, and after we did the deed, he was getting dressed and he stole my dictionary!

I said; ‘Mark, my words!’"

I had a 3sum with a couple once and I tried to nick their dictionary but Theysaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet from here (two years ago!) with a guy called Mark, and after we did the deed, he was getting dressed and he stole my dictionary!

I said; ‘Mark, my words!’

I had a 3sum with a couple once and I tried to nick their dictionary but Theysaurus "

This joke deserves lots of PMs of pics n praise. Its genius on my part..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes. Someone once stole my jeans from the washing line. My favourite pair too. Twats.

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

The was a group of individuals stealing crates of viagra a few years ago.

The police report their hardest case yet.

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