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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying "Bad door woman! | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!"I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse. "I have a pussy  | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
I have a pussy "Meowww | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse. "Then make your own thread | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Then make your own thread "Your highness... I don't know if you were aware, but this thread is in public view. That means that us scuffers and plimsoll wearers who are not in the clique have seen the password | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Then make your own thread "Door woman's here | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
I have a pussy
Meowww
She loves a fuss "Did she just cough up a fur ball? | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Then make your own thread
Your highness... I don't know if you were aware, but this thread is in public view. That means that us scuffers and plimsoll wearers who are not in the clique have seen the password "What’s a clique? | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Then make your own thread
Your highness... I don't know if you were aware, but this thread is in public view. That means that us scuffers and plimsoll wearers who are not in the clique have seen the password
What’s a clique?"Oh I get ya! *taps nose* | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
I have a pussy
Meowww
She loves a fuss
Did she just cough up a fur ball?"Often...from all that rough licking! | |||
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"Checking in! Good lass" I haven't been around too much but I'm back to kick the naughty ones back into touch. Also, POF should never be untied. | |||
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"*peeking through a crack in the door*" INFILTRATOR! *sirens blaring* | |||
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"*peeking through a crack in the door* INFILTRATOR! *sirens blaring*" IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES! IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES!! | |||
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"Err correction penis reduction not extension "It's a wonderful size! | |||
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"Err correction penis reduction not extension "Oh shit | |||
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"*peeking through a crack in the door* INFILTRATOR! *sirens blaring* IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES! IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES!! " You’re in.  | |||
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"*peeking through a crack in the door* INFILTRATOR! *sirens blaring* IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES! IT'S NOT DVP IF IT'S NOT REAL WILLIES!! You’re in. "yessssssss | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
I have a pussy
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She loves a fuss
Did she just cough up a fur ball?
Often...from all that rough licking!" | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask " Jeez tmi | |||
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"Err correction penis reduction not extension
Oh shit"Iff he says so | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers "Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure  | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure "You better bring a big piece..of cake! | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure
You better bring a big piece..of cake!"Chocolate or red velvet? | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure
You better bring a big piece..of cake!
Chocolate or red velvet? "Surprise us | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure
You better bring a big piece..of cake!
Chocolate or red velvet?
Surprise us "Its a dick in a box! I'm kidding, I brought both | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi "We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure
You better bring a big piece..of cake!
Chocolate or red velvet?
Surprise us
Its a dick in a box! I'm kidding, I brought both "
I pack my own surprise myself | |||
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"The door woman can always be bribed with cake..just saying
Bad door woman!
I am..I know. And I'm shit at passwords, it will end up as Chinese whispers
Its not the BBC if it's not Free Willy... bit of a weird phrase but sure
You better bring a big piece..of cake!
Chocolate or red velvet?
Surprise us
Its a dick in a box! I'm kidding, I brought both "I'll take the dick in a box | |||
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"I'm not untying PoF until he admits to stealing my lace knickers. Don't worry he's fed crusts and water each day at 5pm" Good | |||
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"I'm not untying PoF until he admits to stealing my lace knickers. Don't worry he's fed crusts and water each day at 5pm" Tickle him until he pees his pants. | |||
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"I would like to start with a big THANK YOU to everyone who raised money last month to fund Mr Mystiques penis extension. It will be up and back in action hopefully within the next few weeks! Just need to wait for the scabs to stop peeling off, and for it to stop oozing. If you’re in *those* infected areas, you can stop at home for this meeting. We will invite you via Skype or Zoom (your preference). On the agenda this month; - Pink; is it really a colour, or a shade of red? - Morning star’s foot odour - an issue or not? - When will Ember untie POF and release him from her cellar? Does he deserve to be untied? - How many STDs are too many? - And anal fucking; is it true you can use vinegar as a lube? Does it feel better? Hippychick 99 has offered to make some cocktails for us. If you like the cocktails, she will be selling recipe books to raise money for Mr Mystiques boob job (or just google simple cocktail recipes, cause that’s what she’s done). Annabelle21 will be manning the doors. Please ensure to bring your masks, latex gloves and food of your choosing. Rem_mber the password is; ‘It’s only DVP if it’s real willies’" Was I meant to google the recipes . I was relying on the old slosh loads in method .
They’ll taste good though . | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta"Good job I'm bringing me own grub | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta"I love you...you know | |||
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There will always be cake x yippie "That depends what's the password? | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta"I wondered where that crunchy, salty topping came from. | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta
I wondered where that crunchy, salty topping came from."Don't encourage it ....please | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta
I wondered where that crunchy, salty topping came from.
Don't encourage it ....please " | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse. "Can I be part of your Posse? J x | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin. "Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gun for? | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gin for?"It's for flirting with the doorfolk. | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gin for?
It's for flirting with the doorfolk. "You sir are in and not just in through the front door | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gin for?
It's for flirting with the doorfolk.
You sir are in and not just in through the front door "I'll bring balsamic, dear. | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gin for?
It's for flirting with the doorfolk.
You sir are in and not just in through the front door
I'll bring balsamic, dear. "VIP guest right there | |||
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"Didn’t we cover most of those at last months meeting? " Well what topics would you suggest? | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Apparently you can use vinegar as anal lube...what's the gun for?"No guns pls | |||
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"And yes I need to pick the scab off every time I need the toilet before you ask Jeez tmi
We grate it and sprinkle it on pasta
I wondered where that crunchy, salty topping came from."Ffs  | |||
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"Is Mr Mystique the man in the news whose penis fell off & is now growing a new one on his arm??? J x" Yes it is but I’m growing it on the back of a mouse, the problem is I can’t catch the fucker | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin. "Brother I like how it fits perfectly inside you | |||
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"As Mr Mystique's official penis extension, I'll bring some gin.
Brother I like how it fits perfectly inside you "I like watching you two play willy wars | |||
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"Loving the agenda. I have a mask, gloves and some butties for the meeting. Can't wait to hear about the fundraising. " You’ve always been a good soul Dana. Much appreciated as always x | |||
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"Oh wow so after I ate all the cake last month I’ve not been invited back! Just mean queenie! Meanie meanie Queenie! " You’re always welcome back, I’ve even saved your number | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Can I be part of your Posse?
J x"Any time sweetie, afternoon tea? xx | |||
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"Oh wow so after I ate all the cake last month I’ve not been invited back! Just mean queenie! Meanie meanie Queenie! You’re always welcome back, I’ve even saved your number "Oh well in that case, save me a seat | |||
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"Loving the agenda. I have a mask, gloves and some butties for the meeting. Can't wait to hear about the fundraising. You’ve always been a good soul Dana. Much appreciated as always x" You too beautiful. How's the baba doing? All good I hope. Do ya want help with the minutes? x | |||
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"Loving the agenda. I have a mask, gloves and some butties for the meeting. Can't wait to hear about the fundraising. You’ve always been a good soul Dana. Much appreciated as always x You too beautiful. How's the baba doing? All good I hope. Do ya want help with the minutes? x" In the last seven days he’s mastered walking, said his first proper word (other than mama/mummy/mum/mumma and dadda/daddy/dad) - car. He’s finally got two teeth, and he’s gotten his big boy shoes. And he’s one at the end of the month.  I need time to slow down!
You all good?
And yes please my dear xxx | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Can I be part of your Posse?
J x
Any time sweetie, afternoon tea? xx"Back where it began??? | |||
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"Hells teeth that sounds like hard work!! Salad anyone, and by salad I mean chocolate which is from a bean and if its served cold it makes it salad. Oh and you're all fired. I own the clique, only its actually called the Pussy Posse.
Can I be part of your Posse?
J x
Any time sweetie, afternoon tea? xx
Back where it began??? "Wouldnt that be fun! | |||
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"I'll be outside as usual with my picket line. I've got a new sign to wave about this month, "clits not cliques". " Why not both? Cliques involves liques which in turn could be lique clits  | |||
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"Loving the agenda. I have a mask, gloves and some butties for the meeting. Can't wait to hear about the fundraising. You’ve always been a good soul Dana. Much appreciated as always x You too beautiful. How's the baba doing? All good I hope. Do ya want help with the minutes? x In the last seven days he’s mastered walking, said his first proper word (other than mama/mummy/mum/mumma and dadda/daddy/dad) - car. He’s finally got two teeth, and he’s gotten his big boy shoes. And he’s one at the end of the month. I need time to slow down!
You all good?
And yes please my dear xxx"Bloody hell! Is he still a chunk? | |||
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"Loving the agenda. I have a mask, gloves and some butties for the meeting. Can't wait to hear about the fundraising. You’ve always been a good soul Dana. Much appreciated as always x You too beautiful. How's the baba doing? All good I hope. Do ya want help with the minutes? x In the last seven days he’s mastered walking, said his first proper word (other than mama/mummy/mum/mumma and dadda/daddy/dad) - car. He’s finally got two teeth, and he’s gotten his big boy shoes. And he’s one at the end of the month. I need time to slow down!
You all good?
And yes please my dear xxx
Bloody hell! Is he still a chunk? "No not as much now | |||
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"I have Blue Bell (from Texas) vanilla ice cream and Hersey’s Chocolate syrup... surely, must be worthy!" Of course | |||
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"Can I join? I would like to lower the average BMI if I can please " No | |||
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"Can I join? I would like to lower the average BMI if I can please No " It's ok. I'm too busy doing pull ups anyway | |||
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"I'll be outside as usual with my picket line. I've got a new sign to wave about this month, "clits not cliques". " Joining you | |||
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"I'll be outside as usual with my picket line. I've got a new sign to wave about this month, "clits not cliques". Joining you" Clique clitty clique | |||
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"I'll be outside as usual with my picket line. I've got a new sign to wave about this month, "clits not cliques". Joining you Clique clitty clique" Suque our clique | |||
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"I've just been speaking to Boris and I didn't get into the house of Lords because of the Rola Cola...... so change that to spring water. I want to be Lord Granny next year. "All hail Lord Granny of House Crumpet | |||
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