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Scotland’s national creature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you get noticed as a couple? Most of my messages don’t even get read. Any tips from experienced unicorns would be most very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains? "

Thankfully no... a haggis doesn’t sound near as much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains? "

I swear I told that to a girl but added that they were good running clockwise but should they go the other way the poor things can't balance on 2 legs and they fall to the valley below where hungry Scottish villagers gather them up to eat... she believed me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains?

I swear I told that to a girl but added that they were good running clockwise but should they go the other way the poor things can't balance on 2 legs and they fall to the valley below where hungry Scottish villagers gather them up to eat... she believed me "

Hahaha yup plenty gullible folk out there :’)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I thought this was about unicorns hope m more of a mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Scotsman I feed the other half haggis sausage every day

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Are we allowed to comment on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was about unicorns hope m more of a mermaid "

Gorgeous mermaid

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I thought this was about unicorns hope m more of a mermaid

Gorgeous mermaid "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was about unicorns hope m more of a mermaid

Gorgeous mermaid

Thank you "

Most welcome, pity you’re not closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to comment on your profile? "

No sorry... female unicorns only

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains?

Thankfully no... a haggis doesn’t sound near as much fun "

Look, if it feels good & there's enough gravy...

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Surely it's not the unicorn but the haggis? One side's legs shorter than the other so it always runs in circles on the mountains?

I swear I told that to a girl but added that they were good running clockwise but should they go the other way the poor things can't balance on 2 legs and they fall to the valley below where hungry Scottish villagers gather them up to eat... she believed me

Hahaha yup plenty gullible folk out there :’)"

gullible, now that's a word that is not in the dictionary would you believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Scottish and didn't make the, Scotland /unicorn connection until this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Scottish and didn't make the, Scotland /unicorn connection until this year "

Doh hahaha

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