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"Im off to Birmingham... Hospital visit an uncle tonight... Hospital visit a cousin tomorrow... Then off for some "Ladies who Shop and Ladies who Lunch" with me gigglesome mother.... Roll on Monday to get back to work for a rest... May even squeeze a shower into the mix... "Blimey busy boi....huggggggles to peeps in hozzy and ohhhh cucumber sarnies with mummy and a glass of pimms.....perfeck    | |||
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"Im off to Birmingham... Hospital visit an uncle tonight... Hospital visit a cousin tomorrow... Then off for some "Ladies who Shop and Ladies who Lunch" with me gigglesome mother.... Roll on Monday to get back to work for a rest... May even squeeze a shower into the mix... "How cute are you, but I hope you're not too much of a mummy's boy!?...  | |||
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" Blimey busy boi....huggggggles to peeps in hozzy and ohhhh cucumber sarnies with mummy and a glass of pimms.....perfeck "Fankoo... Will pass on the huggles...
Naturally one will be peeling the cucumber and trimming the crusts from the weightwatchers white Danish...;-)
Oh... Tis a giddy life one leads...
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread.... "Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm"Mmmm stop teasing.now........ | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........ "Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie "Im sooooo not listening | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening "Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol | |||
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"Blimey is it me or do the wknds come round quick???? So whats all you lush fabsters upto this wknd and will someone bring back summer.....oh btw morning you sexy lot "Jesus that's come round quick, why didn't you tell me sooner | |||
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"Blimey is it me or do the wknds come round quick???? So whats all you lush fabsters upto this wknd and will someone bring back summer.....oh btw morning you sexy lot
Jesus that's come round quick, why didn't you tell me sooner "Now i know you worship the ground i walk on darling but its a bit toooo much calling one Jesus | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread.... "Nothing better than a Warby door step butty ta get ya teef into...;-) If ya got any... | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening
Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol "Will have them removed by admin.......asap | |||
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"Blimey is it me or do the wknds come round quick???? So whats all you lush fabsters upto this wknd and will someone bring back summer.....oh btw morning you sexy lot
Jesus that's come round quick, why didn't you tell me sooner
Now i know you worship the ground i walk on darling but its a bit toooo much calling one Jesus "Oh I could say so much there, but I will bite my tongue  | |||
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"Blimey is it me or do the wknds come round quick???? So whats all you lush fabsters upto this wknd and will someone bring back summer.....oh btw morning you sexy lot
Jesus that's come round quick, why didn't you tell me sooner
Now i know you worship the ground i walk on darling but its a bit toooo much calling one Jesus
Oh I could say so much there, but I will bite my tongue "No not ya tongue ,ive got something better you can bite | |||
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"Oh I could say so much there, but I will bite my tongue
No not ya tongue ,ive got something better you can bite "You can put the ballgag away, I ain't biting that again  | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening
Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol
Will have them removed by admin.......asap "Got an answer for everything don't ya lol | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening
Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol
Will have them removed by admin.......asap
Got an answer for everything don't ya lol"she sure does  | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening
Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol
Will have them removed by admin.......asap
Got an answer for everything don't ya lol"Yes.....i mean i am a woman and we do know all | |||
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"Splash oot n tell mummy you require a warburtons thick sliced loaf.....go on be a devil ,live a likkle dangerous ,bet your salivating at the prospect of thick bread....
Mmmm can't beat warby toasty loaf, toasted and lashings of lurpak on it mmmm
Mmmm stop teasing.now........
Guess what I'm going to be making for brekkie
Im sooooo not listening
Gonna take some pics and post em in site lol
Will have them removed by admin.......asap
Got an answer for everything don't ya lol
she sure does"Oiii who said you could add ya ten peneth.......your supposed to be biting..now bite | |||
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" How cute are you, but I hope you're not too much of a mummy's boy!?... "My cuteness is only exceeded by my modesty...;-) And if travelling alternate weekends to look after the most fun filled bundle of inspiration on the planet makes me a mummys boy... I stand proud and guilty as charged... | |||
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ya think "No sweetie...I KNOW | |||
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"But your my bitch ...u have to
ya think
No sweetie...I KNOW "where's the show my arse icon when ya need it | |||
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" How cute are you, but I hope you're not too much of a mummy's boy!?...
My cuteness is only exceeded by my modesty...;-)
And if travelling alternate weekends to look after the most fun filled bundle of inspiration on the planet makes me a mummys boy... I stand proud and guilty as charged... "Good for you euro and live the description of mummy....she sounds a blast,enjoy | |||
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" How cute are you, but I hope you're not too much of a mummy's boy!?...
My cuteness is only exceeded by my modesty...;-)
And if travelling alternate weekends to look after the most fun filled bundle of inspiration on the planet makes me a mummys boy... I stand proud and guilty as charged...
Good for you euro and live the description of mummy....she sounds a blast,enjoy" | |||
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And really hoping for some fit boy totty to help me erect my tent and inflate my airbed | |||
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" Off camping with some fabsters. Really hoping it doesn't rain too much.
And really hoping for some fit boy totty to help me erect my tent and inflate my airbed "Hope ya got ya wellies...app we are due storms....flaming june eh?  | |||
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" Off camping with some fabsters. Really hoping it doesn't rain too much.
And really hoping for some fit boy totty to help me erect my tent and inflate my airbed "I would hops so, as no doubt you'll erect something for them without trying. Off to London tonight for a party tomorrow. | |||
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" Off camping with some fabsters. Really hoping it doesn't rain too much.
And really hoping for some fit boy totty to help me erect my tent and inflate my airbed
Hope ya got ya wellies...app we are due storms....flaming june eh? "Got me wellies. And lots of wine. Not sure what else to pack. Any chance of a lend of pp? I won't damage him, but he may get soggy... | |||
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"I can stick him in the sauna for drying out. "Not on too high temp we dont want him dried up n wrinkly | |||
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"Don't worry, will return him in good condition. May loan him out for erection purposes ( tent erection you filthy minded lot!) but will feed him 6 hourly, give him pop and let him have a good run round the field every morning. "And anyone who mentions his specs will have to deal with me! No bullying! | |||
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"Don't worry, will return him in good condition. May loan him out for erection purposes ( tent erection you filthy minded lot!) but will feed him 6 hourly, give him pop and let him have a good run round the field every morning.
And anyone who mentions his specs will have to deal with me! No bullying!"Ohh im sure with that deal he will jump at the chance....not sure hed do the running round field tho.....bless he his gettin ole and needs specs | |||
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"Ya mean hes gonna need his colouring book....aint u supposed to keep him entertained....? "To keep him quiet in the car! I can't be doing with him fidgeting and fiddling with the radio when I'm driving. | |||
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"Ya mean hes gonna need his colouring book....aint u supposed to keep him entertained....?
To keep him quiet in the car!
I can't be doing with him fidgeting and fiddling with the radio when I'm driving. "Ive rope n a ball gag i.find it works perfectly | |||
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"Ya mean hes gonna need his colouring book....aint u supposed to keep him entertained....?
To keep him quiet in the car!
I can't be doing with him fidgeting and fiddling with the radio when I'm driving.
Ive rope n a ball gag i.find it works perfectly "I use the softly, softly method. Lulls them into a false sense of security! | |||
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"not sure he will fall for that...its a tried and tested method hes soooo got used to.... hence the tough approach "But like many who have met me (men that is, girls are less gullible) he thinks I'm a really nice girl!!! | |||
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"not sure he will fall for that...its a tried and tested method hes soooo got used to.... hence the tough approach
But like many who have met me (men that is, girls are less gullible) he thinks I'm a really nice girl!!! "he said that to me once....now look
how little do they know | |||
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"Good morning fabers,im babysitting tonight pray for me lol. Have a good un what ever ya doing xx" Bless! They'll either go to bed and fall instantly asleep or stay up till five mins before mum and dad get home and ask you lots of penetrating awkward questions, interspersed with 'auntie _acci your my very best favorite person's to keep you sweet! So, either enjoy q quiet night with the telly or a grilling worse than one by paxo!!! | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg....." I'm still in bed | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg..... I'm still in bed "Well u did work lastnite so its allowed | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg..... I'm still in bed
Well u did work lastnite so its allowed"And work tonight as well  | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg..... I'm still in bed
Well u did work lastnite so its allowed
And work tonight as well " | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg..... I'm still in bed
Well u did work lastnite so its allowed
And work tonight as well " | |||
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"Well upto now ive done sod all,well apart from housework.....bathtime now and gonna climb into something comfy n veg..... I'm still in bed
Well u did work lastnite so its allowed
And work tonight as well
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