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"A cup of tea please ![]() ![]() Soya milk, no sugar, thank you ![]() | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() Nice! Double I presume? | |||
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"Jamesons and Ginger Ale please. Lol" Oooh interesting combo.. | |||
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"Lychee juice with a bit of pussy juice from a 45 years virgin. " Can help with the juice but not the pussy juice I’m afraid I’m neither a virgin or 45 | |||
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am ![]() This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn ![]() | |||
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"Pint of Weston's cider please. Always in the summer. Cheers ![]() Can I interest you in Cornish rattler. It’s our popular cider in these parts. | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() Yea why not its friday x ![]() | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() ![]() Certainly is ![]() | |||
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"A cup of tea please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes, ![]() | |||
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am ![]() ![]() Yeah but blue fresh breath! I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later ![]() | |||
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha oh the memories. ![]() | |||
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx" Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() Have you tried the cherry one xx | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. " Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Double Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola for me please no ice " Good and popular choice. | |||
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aftershocks... no memory ![]() | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch! | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() Ooh no but I must!!! | |||
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"A cup of tea please ![]() Same here, thanks. | |||
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha! I’m like that with sourz shots and jäger bombs. | |||
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"A cup of tea please ![]() And how does sir take it? | |||
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X" It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx | |||
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx" Yes I love all the flavoured Gins really. | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() There’s one in spoons that’s glittery and tastes of marshamallow/candy floss. Can only have one it’s very sweet. | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() Phew ! Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch | |||
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"Alcohol free cider please ![]() Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host. | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments. | |||
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me ![]() I'm not over keen on that tbh xx | |||
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"Double JD please! Neat? Please! With a little ice ![]() Not a problem x | |||
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"Thought this was a thread about Minskys show bar in Cardiff Some great acts there, I've never seen guys with such great legs in such high shoes! Jo x ![]() Oooh that sounds fun... haha sadly not just me providing some light entertainment of a Friday evening. X | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() What about the cheese football omg they're awesome but never see them in pubs ![]() | |||
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. Omg marry me I love you ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah definitely more Xmassy if that’s even a word haha. Let’s talk twiglets.. personally I’m Not a fan | |||
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x" Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish | |||
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish" Very nice. I will have a Proper Job. Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X | |||
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"Coors.. Tanqueray an fever tree.. An spicy peanuts.. Have one for yourself ![]() Why thank you X | |||
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish Very nice. I will have a Proper Job. Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X" She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. " The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X | |||
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish Very nice. I will have a Proper Job. Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X" My kind of lady! ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X" Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. | |||
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"A cup of tea please ![]() ![]() Oooooooooooo yes please. White no sugar please. A builders brew. Yorkshire tea if you have it xx | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. " Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect ![]() | |||
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"whisky please. No ice." Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison. | |||
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"A cup of tea please ![]() ![]() PG tips I’m afraid. But builders tea I can do. ![]() | |||
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"whisky please. No ice. Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison. " Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old | |||
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"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri ![]() Oooh yes that I can do. Would you like it frozen too in this heat? X | |||
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"whisky please. No ice. Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison. Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old" You can have whatever you like x | |||
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"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri ![]() Oh you spoil me ![]() | |||
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"Alcohol free cider please ![]() Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice ![]() | |||
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"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri ![]() ![]() Coming right up x | |||
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"Alcohol free cider please ![]() ![]() Good choice. I like the old mout alcohol free. X | |||
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"Alcohol free cider please ![]() ![]() Oooh not tried that I'll have a looky! | |||
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"whisky please. No ice. Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison. Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old You can have whatever you like x " Thanks very much! I'll also get that strawberry daiquiri too. Its on me ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect ![]() Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic? | |||
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"Large brandy and a coffee please ![]() ![]() How about making it an Irish coffee with the brandy in. Live a little xx | |||
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"Can I offer you a drink? Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious.. if I do say myself ![]() Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect ![]() Plus straws are ace for making teeth nice and shiney ![]() | |||
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"Large brandy and a coffee please ![]() ![]() Twisted my arm.....yes please ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect ![]() ![]() Youre right - I suppose penises are fun straws aren't they? | |||
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"Large brandy and a coffee please ![]() ![]() ![]() What can I say I’m a bad influence hehe x | |||
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"Can I offer you a drink? Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious.. if I do say myself ![]() Of course with a shot of Prosecco. Or maybe a bottle ![]() | |||
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"Can I offer you a drink? Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious.. if I do say myself ![]() ![]() Hahaha good girl | |||
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"sadly I can't drink this week as I'm on call, so you can have a drink on me OP" Thank you Kindly. Xx | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so... | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() Splendid! A bitch on the beach please ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() Coming right up. X | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service? ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Service with a smile ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome ![]() | |||
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"Bitch on the Beach sounds great. Reminds me of something I had years ago called a Pipi Bomb (named after the bar) - Jagerbomb with a shot of peach schnapps. Dangerous. " Oooh sounds lethal!! | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing but a smile?? X | |||
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds devine ![]() | |||
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"A slippery blowjob please barmaid " And to drink? | |||
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"A slippery blowjob please barmaid And to drink? " Well apparently the bar maid is getting a shot of something... | |||
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"A slippery blowjob please barmaid And to drink? " That is my drink it's a cocktail | |||
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"A slippery blowjob please barmaid And to drink? Well apparently the bar maid is getting a shot of something..." If she plays her cards right she may get the tip I mean a tip | |||
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"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please." Crushed ice or cubes? Last ordered was called but for you ![]() | |||
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"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please. Crushed ice or cubes? Last ordered was called but for you ![]() Cubes. Better make that two if it's last orders. Things can get... funky after two Long Islands... ![]() | |||
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"Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!! Nothin too heavy let u decide!!!" Sours all round then | |||
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"Can i have a vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please.xx" Yes Madame xx | |||
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"Shots shots shots shots shots shots!!!!! Nothin too heavy let u decide!!! Sours all round then" Was thinkin flaming sambucas!!!! | |||
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"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please. Crushed ice or cubes? Last ordered was called but for you ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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