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How do you make a Ham Sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice thick sliced Tiger Bread, Lurpak, Breaded Ham, slice of beef tomato and a dollop of French Mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thick sliced Tiger Bread, Lurpak, Breaded Ham, slice of beef tomato and a dollop of French Mustard "
Sounds perfect

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Tiger bread, flora, breaded thick slice ham, gem lettuce, thin spread of mayonnaise

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

If it's nice ham it doesn't need anything other than thickly sliced white crusty bread and proper butter

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’d leave out the ham.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If it's nice ham it doesn't need anything other than thickly sliced white crusty bread and proper butter "

This

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Proper white bread, lurpak, honey roast ham. Nothing more required

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Open the fresh packet then hold breath and run.

Wait for the smell of fart to disperse before continuing.

I do like a crusty loaf. Prefer sunflower spread to butter, I know ... I'm a heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With vegetarian ham lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A loaf from the local canal shop with a slice of their ham off the bone & proper butter.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft white bread, lashings of proper butter, mustard, mayo, thin sliced ham off the bone

Obviously with salt and vinegar crisps on the side.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Needs enough English mustard to make you think your nose is about to fall off

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

When I was a kid..was a slice of bread...we'd never heard of butter..that slice of bread would be folded over with a dab of mustard .. we were told to close our eyes bite the bread and mustard..and dream of the taste of the ham..

When things were really bad we were just given the spoon to lick the mustard off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With vegetarian ham lol"

Me too!!

With lettuce, mayo, butter on seeded bread. X

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Lightly Toasted bread, smeared with bechamel.

Ham on, topped with comte cheese plash of Worcester sauce sprinkle of dried oregano.

Back under the grill then cut down the middle and folded.

Technically it’s a cheese and ham But still nice

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Nice thick sliced Tiger Bread, Lurpak, Breaded Ham, slice of beef tomato and a dollop of French Mustard "

same way

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Nice thick sliced Tiger Bread, Lurpak, Breaded Ham, slice of beef tomato and a dollop of French Mustard "

That sounds good but can you change the ham into crispy bacon

The tomato into grilled cheddar cheese and change the French mustard into a fried egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely fresh sourdough bread, lots of proper butter, spread marmite, and add babybel, then feed the ham to the dog and voila ...

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

Crusty bread roll, butter, cheese and mustard. Yummy.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Granary bread, ham carved off the bone - none of that prepackaged crap - soft butter and English mustard

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

With Tuna and pretend it's ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I place some ham between two rounds of bread

Voila, a ham sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't make ham sandwiches... Bloody filthy muck, mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carver ham with crisp lettuce and cucumber a little ploughman’s pickle between thick slices of uncut seedy white bread with butter.....and let’s not forget a nice cup of tea to accompany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d leave out the ham. "

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Would have to be thick multi seed bread, slightly toasted. Olive spread on on side. Then thick cut baked ham with a little cheese and sliced chicken with a nice splurge of wholegrain mustard.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can I have a tomato and cucumber sandwich instead?

With salad cream and crunchy sea salt....yes please

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Start by baking a ham joint. Once that's done, & cooled, slice it nice and thick and put it on buttered, homemade, crusty bread with a smear of wholegrain mustard or some homemade onion marmalade.

K

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