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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Same shit different day.

Tell me something different/funny/weird about yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My deltoids are amazing. Would you like to massage them for me one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my eye lids inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t whistle

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I've never seen a Disney animation.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus "

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a mechanic

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

2 of my toes on each foot are webbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a retired Hooker.... Of the Rugby playing variety.

Played 2 seasons for the North West and 1 for Lancashire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never seen a Disney animation. "

Wrong. So wrong. I will pretend I didn't read that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My earlobe splits in two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a Disney animation.

Wrong. So wrong. I will pretend I didn't read that."

I've seen some but don't like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 of my toes on each foot are webbed

I've got toes on my left foot that are webbed, could have ended up having 6 toes too.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I used to be a rock climbing instructor

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

"2 of my toes on each foot are webbed

I've got toes on my left foot that are webbed, could have ended up having 6 toes too.

Or one jumbo super toe!!!

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I’ve taken a vibrating dildo out out a pensioners ass in A&E

bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?"

Apparently not. It seems there are those that do and those that don't. To further complicate things there are those that can smell.it and those that can't. So you could produce the smell but not even realise it. How interesting is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 of my toes on each foot are webbed

I've got toes on my left foot that are webbed, could have ended up having 6 toes too.

Or one jumbo super toe!!!"

That's basically what I've ended up with, my smallest toe is probably 1.5 times the width of a usual toe.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?

I did not know that. I guess we are both in the same group on that then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?

I did not know that. I guess we are both in the same group on that then! "

Best not have babies together. They would stink ... and know they did! Poor kids

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have never read or seen a Harry Potter film or book.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a football referee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a football referee"

What level? X

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I was a football referee"

Do you whistle when men go down in the box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve competed against an Olympian medalist

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I was very, very almost the Milky Bar kid. Like, down to the last dozen.

Not even kidding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve taken a vibrating dildo out out a pensioners ass in A&E

bless "

Good lawd!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

My big toes are a let down, next toe is longer, Fi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve taken a vibrating dildo out out a pensioners ass in A&E

bless

Good lawd!

But did he want it taking out or just the batteries changing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak six languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?

It makes my wee smell. And I did enjoy you titbit of information

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Whenever I eat asparagus it makes my wee smell of asparagus

Doesn’t that happen to everyone?"

No. I can't rem_mber the exact numbers but it's something like 50% of people have asparagus wee and 50% of pale can smell it. But they aren't all the same people. So some have it but can't smell it and vice versa

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can fight with a broad sword and play drums - but not at the same time

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Pfft someone already told you that ^^^^^.

I'll go back to my cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fruit orange was called orange before the colour. An orange isnt called an orange because its orange the colour orange is called orange after the fruit!!!!

If that fact does get me some PMs or dirty pics nothing will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive managed a football team in the FA Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a child, I wanted to be a submariner.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

I had a smiley face tattooed on my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the subject of tattoos I’ve a tattoo of a fly having a cigarette on my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do speak like an enid blyton character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been savaged by a squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human head weighs eight pounds.

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

My front teeth are not mine......

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Ive been savaged by a squirrel "

Me too!! They ganged up on me. True story

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Pfft someone already told you that ^^^^^.

I'll go back to my cup of tea!"

Ah! Yes but it’s nice that you bothered too. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write in elvish and I always wear odd socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a smiley face tattooed on my tongue

Mother ducker OW!

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"When I was a child, I wanted to be a submariner."

I was a submarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been savaged by a squirrel

Me too!! They ganged up on me. True story"

I have the scars to prove it

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

I represented Ireland on a horse hunter trails and we came 2nd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I despise all things orange flavoured, including orange juice ... But I love oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I survived stage 4 Hodgkin's Lymphoma. They said the cancer would give me less than 6 months of life but that was 31yrs ago. Fuck cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of Pernod makes me vomit

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I despise all things orange flavoured, including orange juice ... But I love oranges

I have this exact same thing but with tomato.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have been interviewed on sky, bbc and a number of non sexual podcasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been interviewed on sky, bbc and a number of non sexual podcasts

I once played a live gig televised on BBC, that was fun.

Trying to remind myself of cool things I’ve done

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I used to play ice hockey

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"I had a smiley face tattooed on my tongue

Mother ducker OW! "

One of the least painful tattoos I've had, such a shame it fades soooooo quick on the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive been savaged by a squirrel

Me too!! They ganged up on me. True story

I have the scars to prove it

Sorry, this did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a smiley face tattooed on my tongue

Mother ducker OW!

One of the least painful tattoos I've had, such a shame it fades soooooo quick on the tongue "

Yep, I will take your word on that and its a nope from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I survived stage 4 Hodgkin's Lymphoma. They said the cancer would give me less than 6 months of life but that was 31yrs ago. Fuck cancer

Awesome!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

One of my family is a well known London gangster from the 1940s, 2 of my great aunts were lady’s of a certain persuasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I despise all things orange flavoured, including orange juice ... But I love oranges

I have this exact same thing but with tomato. "

Funny isn't it, and no one understands

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hate celery.

I do however love peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate celery.

I do however love peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches

Wow, I am EXACTLY the same haha.

PB and salad cream is awesome.

I cannot even stand the smell of celery

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Same shit different day.

Tell me something different/funny/weird about yourself"

We both have music degrees.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I hate seafood also not had sex for 7years

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"I can’t whistle "

Apparently most women can't whistle. I assume there is a scientific reason for this?

Except when they skydive naked, then they do whistle.....

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I always wear my knickers inside out so the seams don't irritate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On any given work day I can have as much as 4500hp at my disposal, moving 450 tonnes of metal at 90mph.

But mostly I just work at a desk instead

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By *jpcockMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I can get hard straight away after cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same shit different day.

Tell me something different/funny/weird about yourself"

I put words together in different ways and call it writing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Something weird - now sit down before reading the next line

I'm not here just for sex.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've said it that many times before so it's likely no surprise but by far the most interesting thing about me. I'm a chimaera twin

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I met a guy who's granny knitted the clangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only deal cards with my left hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find myself masterbating about 5/7 times a day

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"I hate celery.

I do however love peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches

They are delicious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring reading the above but i dont have a sense of smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been completely silent for 5 weeks of my life.

A snake threw itself off of a wall in front of my feet in an alleyway while I was wearing flip-flops

I cried for a captured Komodo Dragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out"

That makes me feel sick thinking about it. I hate anything weird with eyes x

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Are used to be a teacher

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's Harry potter's birthday today

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I've never seen a Disney animation.

Wrong. So wrong. I will pretend I didn't read that."

It's true! I didn't have a telly growing up so I never saw them.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I occasionally cross dress.

I turned down Robbie Williams for a drink (in Male mode)

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I hate needles , but would love to try needle play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for Fiat for 2 years before being caught fucking exhaust pipes

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I worked for Fiat for 2 years before being caught fucking exhaust pipes "

I did wonder where your obsession with Fiats came from ... now it all makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worked for Fiat for 2 years before being caught fucking exhaust pipes

I did wonder where your obsession with Fiats came from ... now it all makes sense.

*Inserting Fiat emoji*

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I have never broken a bone but dislocated a knee twice

Worst pain ever, tops childbirth!!!

Jo x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I've played music in The Albert Hall, several stadium around the UK and played on 5 European tours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speed read and write.

In my family tree I have a Fanny Shufflebottom on my mum's side and a William Wellington Boot on my Dad's side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"I’ve taken a vibrating dildo out out a pensioners ass in A&E

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Please let this be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can we start meeting again ?? Sorry peeps just want To no

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

I can make a 6 inch nail disappear up my nose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to swim a length of a 25 metre swimming pool underwater without coming up for air.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm an aspiring poet and plague a the local poetry jams. Only trouble is all my work is of the British smut style and it's very difficult to get a gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fed a whole cabbage to a pygmy hippopotamus on television when I was 11 years old!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got my first scar during my birth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make a 6 inch nail disappear up my nose!! "

I dont know if that is impressive or horrifying, but definitely different!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I once removed a tent peg from the ground.

Using a lance.

From the back of a charging horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tattoo of an Asian snail sporting a moustache and baseball hat

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I am currently rocking the pale boobs, tanned arms and face look like a boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 5 scars on my body. All from falling off my bike as a boy.

( not all sustained at the same time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently rocking the pale boobs, tanned arms and face look like a boss.

I would love to see this new look xx

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was at school with both a murder victim and their killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a birth mark looking like a revolver

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