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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting in a b n q carpark having lunch, loads of spaces, a sexy woman has pulled up along side me, im slowly glancing at her as i write this, she is definitely giving me the eye, Need a opening line??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sexy looking for a big tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Stop staring at me you weirdo”

Might not work though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whip ya knob out and say fancy sitting on this

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Looks like we are close by

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You gotta love fabbsters, always classy

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

You've come to the right place if you're looking for a screw

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Jump on "who's nearby" maybe she's recognised you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've come to the right place if you're looking for a screw"

Reminds me of a story a friend told me when he used to work weekends at MFI.

A man came in who'd bought a wardrobe to complain because he didn't get any screws with his knob

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"You've come to the right place if you're looking for a screw

Reminds me of a story a friend told me when he used to work weekends at MFI.

A man came in who'd bought a wardrobe to complain because he didn't get any screws with his knob "

And don't get many with mine to be honest

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Why not smile and say hi?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Why not smile and say hi?"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've come to the right place if you're looking for a screw"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Can you help me with my flat pack erection?

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneak upto here car, th3n jump up with ya willie out and rub it on her window

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Could I possibly borrow a mask

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Smile usually works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has to be a line about 'do it yourself' to work here!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Smile usually works for me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Updated :so u absolutely took no advice on here, as i don't want to get arrested on a Friday, and be in jail all weekend. So i caught her eye and smiled, and she smiled back, and then glanced behind her self, which was when i noticed the wee man in the back in the baby seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help. "

I second this. She’ll be putty in your hands. See what I did there???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help.

I second this. She’ll be putty in your hands. See what I did there???"

Can i hammer my nail into you.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If you were hoping for a screw fix your in the wrong car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help.

I second this. She’ll be putty in your hands. See what I did there???

Can i hammer my nail into you. "

I’d rather you Drill it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneak upto here car, th3n jump up with ya willie out and rub it on her window "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help.

I second this. She’ll be putty in your hands. See what I did there???

Can i hammer my nail into you.

I’d rather you Drill it "

how about i fill all your holes. Im a very handy man.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Sitting in a b n q carpark having lunch, loads of spaces, a sexy woman has pulled up along side me, im slowly glancing at her as i write this, she is definitely giving me the eye, Need a opening line?? "

Wanna see my big tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she likes DIY or does she prefer a hand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her that you've just come out, but forgot to get a couple of nipples plus a flange and can she help.

I second this. She’ll be putty in your hands. See what I did there???

Can i hammer my nail into you.

I’d rather you Drill it

how about i fill all your holes. Im a very handy man. "

Lol I can imagine you saying this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Updated :so u absolutely took no advice on here, as i don't want to get arrested on a Friday, and be in jail all weekend. So i caught her eye and smiled, and she smiled back, and then glanced behind her self, which was when i noticed the wee man in the back in the baby seat. "

There was a midget in her car?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Updated :so u absolutely took no advice on here, as i don't want to get arrested on a Friday, and be in jail all weekend. So i caught her eye and smiled, and she smiled back, and then glanced behind her self, which was when i noticed the wee man in the back in the baby seat. "

A wee man in the baby seat. That's a proper fetish. I'd just ask her if she's on Fab.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"It's really hot today. "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We can do it

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