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"Fruit!  "Whats wrong with bringing fruit to a party?...  | |||
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"I’ll bring sun cream - we will all need it today "We sure will...its going to be a hot one!... | |||
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"Fruit!
Whats wrong with bringing fruit to a party?... "We've had this discussion! | |||
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"Booze. Plenty of booze. " Lots of cold beers today would be lovely.... | |||
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"A vaccine for Covid  "That would be very welcome.... | |||
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"Pimms "See you in the hot tub Compersion | |||
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"A bottle of bubbles. Beer. my wife. Two towels no swim wear " It certainly is a day for no swim wear ... | |||
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"I'm in and I'm bringing watermelon Just watch out for F&B... "I hope Lorna doesn't read your post lorenzo as she has something against fruit! | |||
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"Can I have an invite please? I’ll bring the sun cream and cocktail umbrellas " Welcome Alis.....I was just thinking we dont have any cocktail umbrellas... | |||
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"Booze. Plenty of booze. Lots of cold beers today would be lovely.... "Cold beers, glass bottle, from a ice filled cooler, can't beat it. | |||
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"I'll be there. Isn't my charming personality enough - no, fair enough. I'll bring a crate of cold lagers. " Hey there chunky Gent.... Please bring both.....your personality and the beers.... | |||
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"I’ll bring ice & a slice. Also condoms "I hope you dont put the condoms in the same bag as the ice Sam.... | |||
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"Do you need a sun cream rubber inner?  "Nora's rubber inner service? | |||
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"Do you need a sun cream rubber inner? "We sure do Nora.....you could be in for a busy day..  | |||
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"Do you need a sun cream rubber inner?
Nora's rubber inner service? "I like it chunks. Gonna get some cards printed | |||
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"Do you need a sun cream rubber inner?
Nora's rubber inner service?
I like it chunks. Gonna get some cards printed "Chunky's card printing services are available. | |||
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"I'm having a hot tub pool party this afternoon.... Who would like to come and what are you going to bring with you?..... "An umbrella...just to annoy you | |||
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"My sexiest leopard print speedos "How many speedos do you have?... | |||
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"I'll bring gin " I will provide the tonic...... | |||
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"I'm having a hot tub pool party this afternoon.... Who would like to come and what are you going to bring with you?.....
An umbrella...just to annoy you "It might be nice to have some shade when it gets too hot... | |||
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"id love to, if you'll have me? bringing tequila and cards against humanity.. As always O:- Px" Welcome quacksplat.....it wouldn't be a party if we didn't have any tequila | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag "Any Lego? I like to keep my hands busy. | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag
Any Lego? I like to keep my hands busy. "I can put some in especially for you | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag
Any Lego? I like to keep my hands busy.
I can put some in especially for you "Just don't go leaving them on the floor | |||
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"I'll bring the music .... some banging tunes ....and a pole to give you all a little entertainment xxx" Welcome to the hot tub party....that sounds very entertaining x | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag "Hey Jo....nice to see you on forum again...I look forward to seeing what's in your toy bag.... | |||
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"Floating drinks holders - because we bought some yesterday for our tub
J x"The floating drinks holders sound like a great idea J x | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag
Hey Jo....nice to see you on forum again...I look forward to seeing what's in your toy bag.... "Thank you x It is good to be back | |||
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"I’ll bring ice & a slice. Also condoms
I hope you dont put the condoms in the same bag as the ice Sam.... "Lol no  | |||
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"Yes please - I will bring my toy bag
Any Lego? I like to keep my hands busy.
I can put some in especially for you
Just don't go leaving them on the floor "The worse pain - in the world (in my best Jeremy Clarkson accent) | |||
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"Fruit! "Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching | |||
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"Fruit!
Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching "Can I have a go at the apple bobbing first please... | |||
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"Fruit!
Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching
Can I have a go at the apple bobbing first please..."How long can you hold your breath Ash? | |||
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"I'll bring the music .... some banging tunes ....and a pole to give you all a little entertainment xxx Welcome to the hot tub party....that sounds very entertaining x" Why thank you You wont believe it but I came onto the forums to post the same thing reference a hottub party and what you would bring lol but as you beat me to it I thought I would join yours lol ... we can have one round mine another time maybe xx | |||
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"Fruit!
Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching
Can I have a go at the apple bobbing first please...
How long can you hold your breath Ash? "I think I could manage at least a good 2 minutes... | |||
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"I'll bring the music .... some banging tunes ....and a pole to give you all a little entertainment xxx Welcome to the hot tub party....that sounds very entertaining x Why thank you You wont believe it but I came onto the forums to post the same thing reference a hottub party and what you would bring lol but as you beat me to it I thought I would join yours lol ... we can have one round mine another time maybe xx" I'm sorry that I beat you too it today MrsSP.....Would love to have the next hot tub party at yours next time x | |||
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"Fruit!
Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching
Can I have a go at the apple bobbing first please...
How long can you hold your breath Ash?
I think I could manage at least a good 2 minutes... "Good effort! You can have an Apple | |||
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"Fruit! "Thats exactly what i was going to say
Bobbing apples in the hot tub | |||
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"Fruit!
Apples for bobbing and strawberries for munching
Can I have a go at the apple bobbing first please...
How long can you hold your breath Ash?
I think I could manage at least a good 2 minutes...
Good effort! You can have an Apple "Thank you..I will try not lose the apple...  | |||
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"Oh I'd love to join you!! I'll bring goggles and scissors. "Welcome to the party lemon....what are the scissors for? | |||
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"Oh I'd love to join you!! I'll bring goggles and scissors.
Welcome to the party lemon....what are the scissors for? "Did someone say scissors?  | |||
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"Oh I'd love to join you!! I'll bring goggles and scissors.
Welcome to the party lemon....what are the scissors for? "So the perverts can dive underwater with the goggles and then cut the swimwear off the people they fancy so they can see the vag and penis! | |||
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"Fruit!
Thats exactly what i was going to say
Bobbing apples in the hot tub "Lorna is still going around the house muttering about fruit.... | |||
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"its too hot for hot tub... paddling or outdoor swimming pool is better" Not to steal you away but we have the paddling pool up (also have Prosecco, gin, and lots of sun cream )
But I’ll come to the hot tub if that’s where we’re going. X | |||
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"its too hot for hot tub... paddling or outdoor swimming pool is better" You might miss out on the apple bobbing CB.... | |||
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"Fruit!
Thats exactly what i was going to say
Bobbing apples in the hot tub
Lorna is still going around the house muttering about fruit.... " i don’t think she realises how much that amuses me | |||
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"its too hot for hot tub... paddling or outdoor swimming pool is better You might miss out on the apple bobbing CB.... "i rather bite on something more meatier as I'm not a vegan | |||
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"I’ll come and I’ll bring a towel "Welcome cheeky....I hope you forget to bring your bikini top.... | |||
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"Oh I'd love to join you!! I'll bring goggles and scissors.
Welcome to the party lemon....what are the scissors for?
So the perverts can dive underwater with the goggles and then cut the swimwear off the people they fancy so they can see the vag and penis! "I hope they are careful with those scissors!... | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. " I was wondering if it would be pre sliced.... | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced.... "It's a wise move if F&B is coming! Can we add a BBQ to the mix?... | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?..."As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx | |||
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"Im in, and bringing an extra large game, fab friendly game of Twister "It will need to be an extra large game today... | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx"Careful about how much sauce you put on the buns or someone's bound to try to fuck your burger | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?..."F&B normally comes if there is water melon involved..... Having a Bbq sounds like fun....I will get the sausages and burgers out.... | |||
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"No thanks it will be heaving." It's a very large hot tub PP.... | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx
Careful about how much sauce you put on the buns or someone's bound to try to fuck your burger"The lockdown horn has a lot to answer for | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
F&B normally comes if there is water melon involved.....
Having a Bbq sounds like fun....I will get the sausages and burgers out.... "And halloumi! Everyone loves squeaky cheese! | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx
Careful about how much sauce you put on the buns or someone's bound to try to fuck your burger
The lockdown horn has a lot to answer for "Haha if veggie burgers mean you'll be there, I'll bring them myself!
Just don't get between me and my food! Anyone tries to shag my burger will end up in the pool with bits missing! | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx
Careful about how much sauce you put on the buns or someone's bound to try to fuck your burger
The lockdown horn has a lot to answer for
Haha if veggie burgers mean you'll be there, I'll bring them myself!
Just don't get between me and my food! Anyone tries to shag my burger will end up in the pool with bits missing! "For you gorgeous girl, I’ll be there but don’t worry I feel the same way about my food! No one likes a hangry kitty! | |||
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"I'll bring watermelon - pre-sliced to mitigate abuse. I was wondering if it would be pre sliced....
It's a wise move if F&B is coming!
Can we add a BBQ to the mix?...
As long as there are veggie burgers for me!! Xx
Careful about how much sauce you put on the buns or someone's bound to try to fuck your burger
The lockdown horn has a lot to answer for
Haha if veggie burgers mean you'll be there, I'll bring them myself!
Just don't get between me and my food! Anyone tries to shag my burger will end up in the pool with bits missing!
For you gorgeous girl, I’ll be there but don’t worry I feel the same way about my food! No one likes a hangry kitty! "Thats why I'm not coming | |||
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"We'll bring out swimming costumes, which in most cases is nothing. " Welcome to the party......its too hot for swimming costumes today... | |||
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"Who's got a knee free for a 6ft1 brunette?? "Ash I'm coming now! theres a lady who requires my knee | |||
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"Who's got a knee free for a 6ft1 brunette??
Ash I'm coming now! theres a lady who requires my knee "Oh yessssssss *fist pump* I bloody well win top torty prize!! | |||
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"Who's got a knee free for a 6ft1 brunette??
Ash I'm coming now! theres a lady who requires my knee
Oh yessssssss *fist pump*
I bloody well win top torty prize!!"Hope you don't mind the poppy up bit | |||
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"Who's got a knee free for a 6ft1 brunette??
Ash I'm coming now! theres a lady who requires my knee
Oh yessssssss *fist pump*
I bloody well win top torty prize!!
Hope you don't mind the poppy up bit "You had me at 'burgers' you filthy devil!! | |||
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"Who's got a knee free for a 6ft1 brunette??
Ash I'm coming now! theres a lady who requires my knee
Oh yessssssss *fist pump*
I bloody well win top torty prize!!
Hope you don't mind the poppy up bit
You had me at 'burgers' you filthy devil!! "Oofftt | |||
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"I heard people were shagging burgers, I came as fast as I could... "Back off my burgers! There's much better things to shag here, while eating burgers! | |||
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"I heard people were shagging burgers, I came as fast as I could...
Back off my burgers! There's much better things to shag here, while eating burgers! "I dare to differ.... | |||
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"I heard people were shagging burgers, I came as fast as I could...
Back off my burgers! There's much better things to shag here, while eating burgers! "Well someone did mention something about "cream" and "buns"...  | |||
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