FabSwingers.com forum: Knight in shining armour

By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Sorry ladies but you have not given this enough thought, when he's clanking round the isles at Sainsbury's next to you you wonder why you didn't. Oh and that stuff tarnishes pretty quickly, you'll be spending more on Brasso than you ever believed and it won't be him putting in the elbow grease. Also is you thought it took you a while to get ready you ain't seen nothing.

I think the men have been more practical, a dusky maiden who can roll Cuban cigars on her thighs has a lot to be said for her.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. "

But it soon becomes rusty

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft.

But it soon becomes rusty"

It was a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. "
many a maiden has fallen to the power of his trusty steed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. many a maiden has fallen to the power of his trusty steed

I’m not sure I’m into horses per se. They’re nice and all, but I don’t look at them *that* way.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. many a maiden has fallen to the power of his trusty steed

I’m not sure I’m into horses per se. They’re nice and all, but I don’t look at them *that* way.

And they take a lot of cleaning up after, see the knight in shining armour needs more thought I think, the dusky maiden on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. many a maiden has fallen to the power of his trusty steed

I’m not sure I’m into horses per se. They’re nice and all, but I don’t look at them *that* way.

And they take a lot of cleaning up after, see the knight in shining armour needs more thought I think, the dusky maiden on the other hand"

Just imagine the roses you could grow.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. many a maiden has fallen to the power of his trusty steed

I’m not sure I’m into horses per se. They’re nice and all, but I don’t look at them *that* way.

And they take a lot of cleaning up after, see the knight in shining armour needs more thought I think, the dusky maiden on the other hand

Just imagine the roses you could grow."

I'll give you that and he does come with a readymade face covering which is handy at the moment, but still I think a Mongolian hoardesman is a more practical option

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Ive rolled a Cuban cigar on my thigh...

Was odd walking around a Cigar factory puffing away on one.. when in Rome and all that

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By *irSub3Couple
over a year ago

Northern Ireland

Oh but the joust on him!! Oooooft. "

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Ive rolled a Cuban cigar on my thigh...

Was odd walking around a Cigar factory puffing away on one.. when in Rome and all that "

Ooof, if you rolled one for me I'd keep it for a very special occasion

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